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Author Topic: (ISG) The Wars of Failsword  (Read 26726 times)

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Re: ISG: The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #15 on: August 07, 2013, 04:35:45 am »

Retrieve Dragon Whiskey. Like a God.



You can see the fortress now, you guess that when you reach there you will what the shit



Someone's Summoning you!

Only a God would have enough power to summon another God.

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Re: ISG: The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #16 on: August 07, 2013, 09:49:31 am »



Oh. Great. You're now in Limbo. It seems like somebody had cast a Time Slow on the whole area as well. Whoever did this was bent on wasting your time.





























Tutorial Battle!



Okay, here's your GM again, speaking through Time, Space, and Fourth Walls. I know, I know, it's tacky as hell, but bear with me.
Like RWR had stated, you can't lose this battle, so you can get a feel of Legendary Classes and Artifacts.

You can choose to ATTACK (which would be the most boring option if not for the fact that you're using an artifact weapon), CAST spell, or USE item. Normally, you would be able to interact with the environment as well, as WoF is not a fighting-central game. However, you're in Limbo. There's essentially nothing except pure Ether here. You can just keep slashing Wrath until he retreats.

Rad Wyvern Red also knows a lot about artifacts, being a God and all. You can tell him to IDENTIFY things. Even IDENTIFY Wrath.


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Re: ISG: The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #17 on: August 07, 2013, 10:13:01 am »

Take one of his horns in one hand and stab him in the eye repeatedly while explaining why keeping easily grabbable protrusions on your forehead is an exceedingly bad idea.

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Re: ISG: The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #18 on: August 07, 2013, 10:28:44 am »

IDENTIFY greatsword.

Prepare to counter-attack when he strikes.

This is rad btw.
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« Reply #19 on: August 07, 2013, 10:51:57 am »

i approve of this game and post to walnuts
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Re: ISG: The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #20 on: August 07, 2013, 01:45:04 pm »

IDENTIFY greatsword.

Prepare to counter-attack when he strikes.

This is rad btw.
+1 to all of these things
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Re: ISG: The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #21 on: August 07, 2013, 09:51:12 pm »

IDENTIFY greatsword.








Take one of his horns in one hand and stab him in the eye repeatedly while explaining why keeping easily grabbable protrusions on your forehead is an exceedingly bad idea.



20 -5 Onehanded: You surprise Wrath with your ferocity. You grapple one of his horns and drive your greatsword through his face. His eye take massive damage from the combination of the ridiculous damage value and your strength.

You deal 351 + 7458 + 817 x 2 (weakpoint) = 17252 total of damage to Wrath.







Prepare to counter-attack when he strikes



Because you have Battle Reflex, you have a chance to react to him attempting to stab you with his knife.





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EDIT: Retconned. Venser is now easier to calculate.
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Re: ISG: The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #22 on: August 07, 2013, 11:12:47 pm »

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Re: ISG: The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #23 on: August 08, 2013, 02:18:08 am »

Predict what would happen if attempting to sunder the bow
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Re: ISG: The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #24 on: August 08, 2013, 02:54:29 am »

PTW
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Re: ISG: The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #25 on: August 08, 2013, 03:04:01 am »

This is hilarious on so many levels, my chest hurts right now.

Hmm....

Since we can attack with both hands at once...

Stab with Greatsword.
Berserker Smash with Fist.
Call of Champions with Lungs.
Predict Action with Mind.
Then Dragonfire with CENSORED

All at once, penalties can take a hike.
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Re: ISG: The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #26 on: August 08, 2013, 03:07:06 am »

This is hilarious on so many levels, my chest hurts right now.

Hmm....

Since we can attack with both hands at once...

Stab with Greatsword.
Berserker Smash with Fist.
Call of Champions with Lungs.
Predict Action with Mind.
Then Dragonfire with CENSORED

All at once, penalties can take a hike.


THIS, i dont care how bad an idea, this is too good
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Re: ISG: The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #27 on: August 08, 2013, 03:16:54 am »

Predict what would happen if attempting to sunder the bow



Prediction



Thousand angels weep at your destruction of their Lord's stolen weapon.



The massive Light energy explodes out from the cleaved Artifact.
Wrath would be utterly annihilated, and you would be severely wounded.

*If* you can sunder the bow, that is.


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Re: ISG: The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #28 on: August 08, 2013, 03:19:21 am »

Do my above plan, but try to sunder the bow with the Berserker Strength Fist.

Weep, angels, WEEP
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Re: ISG: The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #29 on: August 08, 2013, 03:21:04 am »

Do my above plan, but try to sunder the bow with the Berserker Strength Fist.

Weep, angels, WEEP

INSANITY HO!
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