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[hops]

((Temporary game until I stop getting sick and go back to run my games))

Oh hello. I didn't notice you there.

Actually I did. I'm a GM. Buuuuuuuut normal people won't notice you.

'Why?' you ask.
'What the hell?! Did you just make me talk?' you ask.
The answer to the first question: You DO NOT EXIST.

So, first thing first, are you a boy? Or are you a girl? This is totally important. Like, maybe a cult's world domination plan hinged on sacrificing a male or female virgin. That virgin might or might not be you depending on your gender.

Haha, I'm just fucking with you. But seriously, what's your gender?

[Harbingerjm]

We are free from such mortal constraints as gender.

[FuzzyZergling]

Male.

[Eric Blank]

Female, of course.

[Spinal_Taper]

We are free from such mortal constraints as gender.

Yeah. Stuff like that is just the C+ establishment keeping down the people.

[hops]

Male.

Male, you say? Hm. Isn't that a bit, BORING?
Oh, of course I won't compromise your freedom! No, no I'm not a railroading GM.

Female, of course.



'Oh wow I am drowning in all these freedom! It would be a lot better if you stop making me say things!' you say.

But actually, no, that's also BORING as well. How about we go with...

We are free from such mortal constraints as gender.



Yes, YES! You are a GOD! That means you're biologically pansexual! You can either choose to be female, or male!

Most of the Gods tend to have their own designated gender, but you're too RADICAL for that. You are the RAD WYVERN RED.



You are currently standing in your VAGUELY TEMPLE-LIKE FLOATING FORTRESS SHIT, plotting a feud against your enemy, the LADY OF CONTAINERS. You had been trying to discuss to her civilly about how SHITTY her creations are, but so far she had been ANNOYING and pretty much being a SHITLORD. It is over. You will destroy her CREATIONS, then you will DESTROY HER.

But first, you need a plan.

What will you do?

[IronyOwl]

We shall seduce one of her USELESS BOTTLE GNOMES into betraying his or her kin, of course. With an inside (wo)man, our DRAKELING HORDES, cute though they may be, will be able to effortlessly crush her WORTHLESS CREATIONS.

And once her minions' cities lie in ruins, obliterating the rest of her POINTLESS BULLSHIT should be incredibly simple, as there will be no one to stop us save her herself.

[FuzzyZergling]

Retrieve DRAGON WHISKEY from SECRET COMPARTMENT.

[Harbingerjm]

What will you do?

Repent. See the light. Realise the awesomeness that is the box.
Go and knock on the Lady of Containers' door and convince her to purchase some fine quality tupperware.

[hops]

Repent. See the light. Realise the awesomeness that is the box.
Go and knock on the Lady of Containers' door and convince her to purchase some fine quality tupperware.



We shall seduce one of her USELESS BOTTLE GNOMES into betraying his or her kin, of course. With an inside (wo)man, our DRAKELING HORDES, cute though they may be, will be able to effortlessly crush her WORTHLESS CREATIONS.

And once her minions' cities lie in ruins, obliterating the rest of her POINTLESS BULLSHIT should be incredibly simple, as there will be no one to stop us save her herself.



You decide that this plan is better. You are not sure as to how you will accomplish that, but you can probably just go down under the disguise of a mortal on Terra, and dick around until you can go with your plan.

You will be...



NAME:
RACE:
AGE:
PROFESSION:
APPEARANCE:

[freeformschooler]

Name: R. Wyatt Realman
Race: "Human"
Age: 22
Profession: Adventurer
Appearance: An oddly draconic-looking man with red armor and a powerful smile.

[TopHat]

Name: R. Wyatt Realman
Race: "Human"
Age: 22
Profession: Adventurer
Appearance: An oddly draconic-looking man with red armor and a powerful smile.

+1

[hops]

R. Wyatt Realman



Meanwhile



You jump off the temple.



You are now moving at terminal velocity towards the DRAKELING FORTRESS. Maybe you can go retrieve your DRAGON WHISKEY from SECRET COMPARTMENT when you get there.

[Parsely]

Retrieve Dragon Whiskey. Like a God. +1 to the previously suggested human form.

((What do you use for this?))

[Dariush]

Oh wow this is already awesome. Please make this temporary game go the path of TWoOtA aka stop being temporary.

And +1 to that form.