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[Shadestyle]

Summon Smokey.

Roll 6+6: YOU SUMMON DANK SMOKE FROM THE KUSH DIMENTION, THAT IS WHAT YOU MEANT RIGHT CUZ? THE TREES TAKE 1 DAMAGE, BUT THEN DIE ANYWAY, CAUSE YOU ROLLED DUBS



ONLY SOME TREE-DEAD-BODIES AND ASH REMAIN



YOU ALSO LEVELED UP MANG



WHAT DO YOU DO?

WHERE DO YOU GO?

(Adventure is over for today, Next time you can Go to the castle, The Lessermarket, or, The Mountain of Dudewhat)

[Remuthra]

Pick up sword. Carve wood into beatboxing flute.

[Shadestyle]

Pick up sword. Carve wood into beatboxing flute.

NOT KNOWING THE FIRST THING ABOUT CARVING, YOU STAB THE SWORD INTO YOUR CLUB LIKE AN IMBECILE.



A MYSTERIOUS LIGHT EMANATES FROM THE RETARDED LOG CUZ.



A HOT AS HELL NYMPH JOINS YOUR PARTY!

THE COMBINED MENTAL POWER OF The two of you increases the quality of subsequent posts!

You also gain a Retardwood Base Flute (It seems like the only magical thing about it it it's ability to make drum noises)

What is her Name?

What is her Class?

Does she have any Special Skills?

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[freeformschooler]

¦:I

[Shadestyle]

¦:I

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(No Seriously, what did i do? Still new at this whole "Pulling a SG Out of my ass" Thing)

[Remuthra]

Name: No idea.
Class: Neckbreaker
Special Skill: Unkillable

[Shadestyle]

Name: No idea.
Class: Neckbreaker
Special Skill: Unkillable

(you are a trooper mang, thanks)



She is now a Necromitrist It is like a monk who is so much of a pansy, They Un-kill enemies instead.

You don't know her name, so you will just call her For now, Good luck pronouncing that.

Where do you go?

(Lessermarket)(Mountain)(Castle)

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[escaped lurker]

Take a Hike!

As in, go to the montains. Provide flirting with the unkown strange lady, and a shipping chart.

[Remuthra]

Take a Hike!

As in, go to the montains. Provide flirting with the unkown strange lady, and a shipping chart.

I'll go ahead and +1 this, as it's bound to happen anyway.

[Shadestyle]

You go toward the mountain of Dudewhat.



Silent Protagonists do not have much in the way of "Flirting" but you stare at her with a flirty look in your eye, (Roll-3)



She responds the exact amount necessary to activate the shipping Algorithm, Use of this device can unlock special skills if used correctly!

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What do you do?

As you Two Faff about in the shipping simulaion, a Mysterious cutscene happens!

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[Remuthra]

Shipping tetris?

Enough of this nonsense. To the local mountain store!

[escaped lurker]

Shipping tetris?

Hell YEAH! LETS DO THIS!

Much better now.

Send the block in the shipping algorithm all the way to the right, and then let it sink all the way down.
And you, dear reader, will now hear the tetris-melody. And it won`t stop for a couple of hours to days, depending on your D20 roll!

Going to the mountain-store sounds good, but be sure to keep as flirtacious as a silent protagonist can.
Yeah, some loot sounds nice. And we do want to keep that pansy-monk with us, at least for now. She could even speak for us, if we do it right!

If you feel the need to do so, engage in flirt-training with the local rocks.
Should we be able to melt their hearts, no women will be safe from our mute charms! Good luck thou.

(Yes, I try to keep with the spirit of the game )

[Shadestyle]

Shipping tetris?

Hell YEAH! LETS DO THIS!

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You head to the left, where conveniently a shopkeeper is being harassed by a rock from another dimension!



The Shipping algorithm has been re-calculated.

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Rock from another dimension

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Hp - 6
Mp - 0
Atk- 1
"In it's native dimension, it can easily be defeated by avoiding it's one and only attack"

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[Remuthra]

Use flute to break the three leftward arms of the third and fourth "E" on the right.

[Shadestyle]

Use flute to break the three leftward arms of the third and fourth "E" on the right.

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