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Ozarck

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Re: Roll to Alien
« Reply #195 on: August 08, 2013, 07:28:00 pm »

Find another tray.
(1) you attempt to slip into the food of an aquatic creature nearby, as the texture and look of it's food are close to your own body composition. It shlorps up out of the water, examines the tray, and dumps it into the recycling chute instead, you along with it. You find yourself being pumped through a series of tubes, heading for the main organic recycling center.

Switch the thing off before it sucks us all into space.
(1+1) The droid bucks you away from itself and continues drilling, sparks flying everywhere!
(5) the other two arrive and subdue the droid, shutting it down.
(5) The three of you examine the damage. As the drill was made for rock and not metal, the damage is not severe. There is no structural damage, though the drill is dulled and the plating on the bulkhead is twisted and broken. This was an interior wall, so no environmental problems are evident either.

"Could you repeat that sir? My translator seems to have not picked that up.
(6-1) The creature listens to the translation from your communicator ,and looks as though it is enlightened.
(6+1) Your attempts at courtesy appear to have made you a friend, at least for the moment. The creature grabs you by the arms gently, and explains slowly and clearly, looking you in the eyes as it does so.
(5-1) "Take your pets away from here now! They attacked these Padgnets for no reason. Justice will hear about this!"
(3-1) meanwhile, one of the furry creatures has latched onto your leg with its teeth! Your pants are torn, and you are bleeding! (Oods bleed? seep/ ooze? crystallize?)

Compensate. Process ALL the paperwork. At the same time.
(1 + 1 - 1) In your disoriented state, you mistake one order for another, approve two ships for the same berth, send a shipment of laboratory specimens to food processing, and order the Harbor to be evacuated of air! fortunately, that last one requires confirmation, so no air is evacuated, except by the bowels of some creatures as they digest their latest meals.

Await translator. Then explain.
Attempt semi-lucidity.
(2-1+1) The translator arrives and listens carefully to your speech. it looks perplexed. "There is problem with the star?" It asks.

Ghaer garbs his cooking stuff and waits for a customer.
(1) As you prepare for the meal rush, the kitchen catches fire! (The land creature part, not the water creature part).

Dansmithers

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Re: Roll to Alien
« Reply #196 on: August 08, 2013, 07:49:08 pm »

Look for an access hatch.
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Re: Roll to Alien
« Reply #197 on: August 08, 2013, 08:16:07 pm »

((Fuck, I dunno what they do. The only episode that had Oods actually get hurt was...uh...that one episode with the Ood Factory and where they discovered the secret behind them and stuff. And I don't remember what they do. Let's say bleed.))

FUCK. Get them to follow me, and get that mangy thing off! Then, head back to the restaurant.
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Re: Roll to Alien
« Reply #198 on: August 08, 2013, 08:30:27 pm »

Begin fixing the droids.
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Re: Roll to Alien
« Reply #199 on: August 08, 2013, 09:19:13 pm »

Dang it! I knew I should have not left that oil cooking overnight!

Call fire crew and get a fire extinguisher.
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Re: Roll to Alien
« Reply #200 on: August 08, 2013, 10:10:29 pm »

((Fuck, I dunno what they do. The only episode that had Oods actually get hurt was...uh...that one episode with the Ood Factory and where they discovered the secret behind them and stuff. And I don't remember what they do. Let's say bleed.))

FUCK. Get them to follow me, and get that mangy thing off! Then, head back to the restaurant.

I love how nonchalant you have been about these guys ever since you met them. Did you think they were (alien) bunnies? They were not.

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Re: Roll to Alien
« Reply #201 on: August 08, 2013, 10:52:38 pm »

((THEY'RE STILL MY BABIES WHATEVER THEY ARE.))
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Re: Roll to Alien
« Reply #202 on: August 09, 2013, 12:26:59 am »

Relay info to customer.

Sorry for missing the turn; was busy.
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Re: Roll to Alien
« Reply #203 on: August 09, 2013, 01:03:13 am »

A 100% positive outcome...shame about the air not being vented though :P

If my job is done, go "help" greenstar with his babies. Possibly by stealing them.
I mean hell, I have lots of arms right? :P
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Re: Roll to Alien
« Reply #204 on: August 09, 2013, 02:05:40 am »

You have no idea what is happening to the Ood. you are in Ring Alpha, he is in Ring Beta. Do you even know each other?

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Re: Roll to Alien
« Reply #205 on: August 09, 2013, 02:07:01 am »

"The blood of stars, the holy fire of Creation floods out of the lifelines of the outpost of Growth. The blood burns and spreads, and weakens Creation even as we speak. The great artery of life and fire has been sliced by the merciless hand of cruel Void. We inform you of this because, as the outpost bleeds, so do its hands lose strength, wither and die."

Explain!
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Re: Roll to Alien
« Reply #206 on: August 09, 2013, 02:20:16 am »

I'd feel worse about your rolls, Harry, but watching you Explain! is just so entertaining.

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Re: Roll to Alien
« Reply #207 on: August 09, 2013, 06:21:44 am »

You have no idea what is happening to the Ood. you are in Ring Alpha, he is in Ring Beta. Do you even know each other?

MY HELPFULNESS DEFIES LOGIC!
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Re: Roll to Alien
« Reply #208 on: August 09, 2013, 09:08:32 am »

You have no idea what is happening to the Ood. you are in Ring Alpha, he is in Ring Beta. Do you even know each other?

MY HELPFULNESS DEFIES LOGIC!
That is highly Illogical.
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Re: Roll to Alien
« Reply #209 on: August 09, 2013, 11:19:11 am »

You have no idea what is happening to the Ood. you are in Ring Alpha, he is in Ring Beta. Do you even know each other?

MY HELPFULNESS DEFIES LOGIC!
That is highly Illogical.
AND NOT VERY HELPFUL. YOU WIL NEVER TAKE MY BABIIIIIIES!
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