Find another tray.
(1) you attempt to slip into the food of an aquatic creature nearby, as the texture and look of it's food are close to your own body composition. It shlorps up out of the water, examines the tray, and dumps it into the recycling chute instead, you along with it. You find yourself being pumped through a series of tubes, heading for the main organic recycling center.
Switch the thing off before it sucks us all into space.
(1+1) The droid bucks you away from itself and continues drilling, sparks flying everywhere!
(5) the other two arrive and subdue the droid, shutting it down.
(5) The three of you examine the damage. As the drill was made for rock and not metal, the damage is not severe. There is no structural damage, though the drill is dulled and the plating on the bulkhead is twisted and broken. This was an interior wall, so no environmental problems are evident either.
"Could you repeat that sir? My translator seems to have not picked that up.
(6-1) The creature listens to the translation from your communicator ,and looks as though it is enlightened.
(6+1) Your attempts at courtesy appear to have made you a friend, at least for the moment. The creature grabs you by the arms gently, and explains slowly and clearly, looking you in the eyes as it does so.
(5-1) "Take your pets away from here now! They attacked these Padgnets for no reason. Justice will hear about this!"
(3-1) meanwhile, one of the furry creatures has latched onto your leg with its teeth! Your pants are torn, and you are bleeding! (Oods bleed? seep/ ooze? crystallize?)
Compensate. Process ALL the paperwork. At the same time.
(1 + 1 - 1) In your disoriented state, you mistake one order for another, approve two ships for the same berth, send a shipment of laboratory specimens to food processing, and order the Harbor to be evacuated of air! fortunately, that last one requires confirmation, so no air is evacuated, except by the bowels of some creatures as they digest their latest meals.
Await translator. Then explain.
Attempt semi-lucidity.
(2-1+1) The translator arrives and listens carefully to your speech. it looks perplexed. "There is problem with the star?" It asks.
Ghaer garbs his cooking stuff and waits for a customer.
(1) As you prepare for the meal rush, the kitchen catches fire! (The land creature part, not the water creature part).
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