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Re: Roll to Alien
« Reply #165 on: August 05, 2013, 11:36:51 pm »

((I don't remember how many droids there are or if I fixed everything or not, so...))

If there aren't any more droids and everything is fixed:
"Great. Now, anything else that the retarded, brain dead, slobbering mounds of manure screwed up that you need me to fix?
If there aren't any more droids and there are unfixed things:
Continue fixing objects. Pray that none of THEM come to life and start destroying things. That's my job.
If there are still droids:
Shout obscenities at my guards, and continue switching off droids.
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Re: Roll to Alien
« Reply #166 on: August 05, 2013, 11:40:26 pm »

Oh dear.

Consult memories, if answer not found send FB 2 to go search for the answer.
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Re: Roll to Alien
« Reply #167 on: August 06, 2013, 12:39:58 am »

Slip into one of their meals.
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Re: Roll to Alien
« Reply #168 on: August 06, 2013, 01:13:10 am »

((well I would be disappointed that something more hilarious didn't happen, but then I'm the first person to get <censored> in this RTD :P))

Fall asleep.
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Re: Roll to Alien
« Reply #169 on: August 06, 2013, 05:07:06 am »

Keffit-Fum is rather intrigued by these problems. Perhaps he should inform the Others of the problem with the plasma transfer line.

Open communications with tech department.

"Attention, Others. We are Keffit-Fum, the voice of the Formers. I have surveyed the workings of mysterious non-Growth, and the Formers are most alarmed about the dire state of the Growth abetting systems, the servants of Creation in Void. The great lifeline is in danger, it is wounded, bleeding its sunlike blood, poisoning and destroying the forms of Creation and preventing Growth. The Former-to-Other adaptation cell no longer functions, and we may not Grow outside our limits as a result. Help the Growth, Others, and save yourselves, by looking upon the lifeline and closing the wound. The vessel that carries the fires of Growth, you must fix it to allow Creation to flourish."

Explain.
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Re: Roll to Alien
« Reply #170 on: August 06, 2013, 10:07:22 pm »

"Sir, would you be so kind as to let me go?"

If he does, try to leave the area and get back to the restaurant, while fixing my appearance. If NOT, wait until he does.
(3-1) The alien Garbles at you in a language you don't recognize
(5) It does stop shaking you, though it only let's go with one hand? Paw? Club, thingy to gesture down at the flying fur and snarling biteyness all around you.
(6-1) you do avoid taking any damage this turn.

Shout obscenities at my guards, and continue switching off droids.
(4-1) you manage to catch up to the third and final droid, to discover that it has started drilling a hole in one of the engineering bulkheads. It's motions are too erratic for you to get a good grip this turn.
(3-1) The guards are less lucky, and are obstructed by the macinery in the bay. They have not caught up yet.

Consult memories, if answer not found send FB 2 to go search for the answer.
(6) This information is most curious to you. Though you have considerable access to Saldan 2-4Alpha Station's records, you have heard nothing about any planned terraforming of the moon the Station orbits. You seem to recall another terraforming project from fifty years prior, centered around another, smaller, interspecies station several sectors from here.

Slip into one of their meals.
(2) You peer around, and, spying a likely candidate, you make your way toward the meal of a long armed creature with two tentacles descending from the center of its face above its mouth. It spots you, however, and swats you away, hissing in anger.

Fall asleep.
(1+2) you doze fitfully in your chair in your office, getting awoken every few minutes to process paperwork, approve cargo, arange schedules, and address maintenance concerns.

Open communications with tech department.
Explain.
(3-1) once again, there is a communication barrier between yourself and the others.
(5+1) due to your status on the station, they take your concerns seriously, and are calling in a translator.

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Re: Roll to Alien
« Reply #171 on: August 06, 2013, 10:41:36 pm »

Find another tray.
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Re: Roll to Alien
« Reply #172 on: August 06, 2013, 10:47:40 pm »

((They would seem to be kinda useless. Also, what's the -1 from? I thought I had a bonus to mechanics.))

Switch the thing off before it sucks us all into space.
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Re: Roll to Alien
« Reply #173 on: August 06, 2013, 11:13:02 pm »

what's the -1 from? I thought I had a bonus to mechanics.

That is from being disoriented from having slammed into an obstacle when the ship launched. Your Machinery bonus did not come into play this round, as this was mostly a "chase and disarm" situation.

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Re: Roll to Alien
« Reply #174 on: August 06, 2013, 11:14:38 pm »

"Could you repeat that sir? My translator seems to have not picked that up.
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Re: Roll to Alien
« Reply #175 on: August 07, 2013, 12:49:01 am »

Compensate. Process ALL the paperwork. At the same time.
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Re: Roll to Alien
« Reply #176 on: August 07, 2013, 03:56:17 am »

Await translator. Then explain.

"This is Keffit-Fum, the voice of Growth and Creation. May Creation grow and flourish forever. The great lifeline of fire, it is wounded and bleeding, endangering the entirety of Creation on the Outpost of Growth. Fire leaks from the lifeline, and if it is not fixed, both Former and Other will suffer as it bleeds to death, endangering the collective life of all that is and will be."

Attempt semi-lucidity.
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Re: Roll to Alien
« Reply #177 on: August 07, 2013, 09:55:52 am »

Race: Suaa. Suaa are humanoid invertebrate mollusks. They have stalk eyes and our very peaceful. They come in a variety of bright colors and can move quickly. They are very agile and can breath water and air. They are known for a lack of sublety and not being very strong.

Individual: Kauur: Kauur is a red Suaa that is very fast and agile, even for his species. He works as a bartender giving people drinks. Is slightly taller than most Suaa.
« Last Edit: August 07, 2013, 11:16:48 am by Lukeinator »
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Re: Roll to Alien
« Reply #178 on: August 07, 2013, 10:39:40 am »

He works as a messenger on ships, running around delivering messages.

...he works as a messenger....on ships.....that presumably would have comm systems...... HOW FAST IS HE? LIGHT SPEED? DOES HE DELIVER THE MESSAGE BEFORE IT IS COMPOSED?
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Re: Roll to Alien
« Reply #179 on: August 07, 2013, 11:12:59 am »

He works as a messenger on ships, running around delivering messages.

...he works as a messenger....on ships.....that presumably would have comm systems...... HOW FAST IS HE? LIGHT SPEED? DOES HE DELIVER THE MESSAGE BEFORE IT IS COMPOSED?
YES!! Changing his proffession to Bartender.
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