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Re: Ultra Docs - Minimalist Doctoring Extravaganza
« Reply #60 on: July 30, 2013, 04:24:12 pm »

Doc Eli [3] grabs a scalpel, [5] and buries it into Patient Cromwell's head, which starts spurting a fountain of blood. [Injury: 5] The bleeding stops and Patient Cromwell pulls the scalpel out.
Doc Hamilton [2] slips in the puddle of blood pooling around his right foot and falls on the ground. [Injury: 6] You pull yourself back upright, knocking over a tray full of glass. The doctoring room is now covered in glass.
Doc Doctalos [3] gives himself some extra fingers.
Doc GWG [5] grabs the bone saw, [4] leaps over the glass shards on the floor, runs through the hall and into the break room, tosses it into the microwave and nukes it. There's a big "Nooooo!!!" as the saw melts and the demon within is forced to emerge. The demon then explodes.
Doc Empiricist [2] steps on some broken glass. [Injury: 2] A big shard pushes through the bottom of your foot and out through the top, impaling it. You fall down, [6] missing the glass, but smacking your head on the edge of a counter. [Injury: 2] You're lying on the floor, concussed, and bleeding everywhere. You're about to fall unconscious.
Doc HmH tries to find the morgue. [5] He arrives posthaste. There's a bunch of teeth lying on slabs, and another tooth carrying a clipboard. He asks if he can help you, but to you it sounds more like gnashing and chomping.
Doc Tor [1] grabs a handful of broken glass and swallows it. [Injury: 1] He starts vomiting blood, slicking the tile of the doctoring room.
Doc HEALER, a man who thinks he's a robot, [2] imagines that he achieves sentience. His calculations indicate that his model only has a shelf life of approximately four minutes. Now he is depressed.
Doc Cheesecake [1] falls on a sword, dying instantly.
Minor Demon Old Man tries to find something to devour. [2] He starts eating his legs.
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Re: Ultra Docs - Minimalist Doctoring Extravaganza
« Reply #61 on: July 30, 2013, 04:25:23 pm »

Get new patient!
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Re: Ultra Docs - Minimalist Doctoring Extravaganza
« Reply #62 on: July 30, 2013, 04:28:20 pm »

GET. THE. ACTUAL. PATIENT. OUT.
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Re: Ultra Docs - Minimalist Doctoring Extravaganza
« Reply #63 on: July 30, 2013, 04:29:02 pm »

Vomit glass at other doctors.
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Re: Ultra Docs - Minimalist Doctoring Extravaganza
« Reply #64 on: July 30, 2013, 04:36:00 pm »

All you have to do to complete the mission is write the report and deliver it to the charge nurse, then you can move on to the next patient.

Doc Doctalos [3] grabs Patient Cromwell.
Doc Hamilton [4] picks up the Actual Patient, [5] floats over the glass on the ground, and into the hallway. Now he's standing in the middle of the hall, carrying the Actual Patient on his shoulders. People passing by stare at him.
Doc Chink [2] convulses on the doctoring room floor. [Injury: 1] He throws up his heart and dies.
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Re: Ultra Docs - Minimalist Doctoring Extravaganza
« Reply #65 on: July 30, 2013, 04:37:09 pm »

Write the report and get someone else to deliver it to the charge nurse.
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Re: Ultra Docs - Minimalist Doctoring Extravaganza
« Reply #66 on: July 30, 2013, 04:38:10 pm »

Get him to the recovery room. While there, fix up whatever wounds he has left.
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Re: Ultra Docs - Minimalist Doctoring Extravaganza
« Reply #67 on: July 30, 2013, 04:39:09 pm »

Name: Docter
Doctory Profession: Doctoring

Deliver Doctalos's report to the nurse.
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Re: Ultra Docs - Minimalist Doctoring Extravaganza
« Reply #68 on: July 30, 2013, 04:41:08 pm »

STEAL DOCTALOS' REPORT AND DELIVER IT MYSELF TO OBTAIN COMMUNICATION WITH A HUMAN BEING AND RELIEVE THIS CRUSHING DEPRESSION OH GOD
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Re: Ultra Docs - Minimalist Doctoring Extravaganza
« Reply #69 on: July 30, 2013, 04:49:12 pm »

Kill anyone with no injuries.
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Re: Ultra Docs - Minimalist Doctoring Extravaganza
« Reply #70 on: July 30, 2013, 04:51:31 pm »

Doc Doctalos [2] fails to write the report.
Doc Hamilton [2] stands there.
Doc Chink has nothing to deliver.
Doc BFEL needs serious professional help.
Doc Dansmithers [1] is suddenly crushed by an anvil. His midsection is pulverised and he wiggles like a spider under someone's thumb before succumbing to his wounds.
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Re: Ultra Docs - Minimalist Doctoring Extravaganza
« Reply #71 on: July 30, 2013, 04:51:53 pm »

Write the report and get someone else to deliver it to the charge nurse.
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Re: Ultra Docs - Minimalist Doctoring Extravaganza
« Reply #72 on: July 30, 2013, 04:56:02 pm »

Doc Doctalos [4] writes the report neatly and legibly. [1] He folds it up and throws it out a nearby window.
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Re: Ultra Docs - Minimalist Doctoring Extravaganza
« Reply #73 on: July 30, 2013, 05:02:06 pm »

Doc Doctalos [4] writes the report neatly and legibly. [1] He folds it up and throws it out a nearby window.

AH NEED THIS!!!! I'M COMING YOU SEXY PIECE OF PAPER!!! CATCH IT AND DELIVER LETTER
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Re: Ultra Docs - Minimalist Doctoring Extravaganza
« Reply #74 on: July 30, 2013, 05:12:23 pm »

Doc BFEL [3] gets halfway out the window. You reach for the paper [2] and fall out the window. [Injury: 1] You fall from the 578th floor of the Ultra Doc Sky Headquarters located high above the stratosphere. You'll hit the ground in about 10 updates.
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