Doc Eli [3] grabs a scalpel, [5] and buries it into Patient Cromwell's head, which starts spurting a fountain of blood. [Injury: 5] The bleeding stops and Patient Cromwell pulls the scalpel out.
Doc Hamilton [2] slips in the puddle of blood pooling around his right foot and falls on the ground. [Injury: 6] You pull yourself back upright, knocking over a tray full of glass. The doctoring room is now covered in glass.
Doc Doctalos [3] gives himself some extra fingers.
Doc GWG [5] grabs the bone saw, [4] leaps over the glass shards on the floor, runs through the hall and into the break room, tosses it into the microwave and nukes it. There's a big "Nooooo!!!" as the saw melts and the demon within is forced to emerge. The demon then explodes.
Doc Empiricist [2] steps on some broken glass. [Injury: 2] A big shard pushes through the bottom of your foot and out through the top, impaling it. You fall down, [6] missing the glass, but smacking your head on the edge of a counter. [Injury: 2] You're lying on the floor, concussed, and bleeding everywhere. You're about to fall unconscious.
Doc HmH tries to find the morgue. [5] He arrives posthaste. There's a bunch of teeth lying on slabs, and another tooth carrying a clipboard. He asks if he can help you, but to you it sounds more like gnashing and chomping.
Doc Tor [1] grabs a handful of broken glass and swallows it. [Injury: 1] He starts vomiting blood, slicking the tile of the doctoring room.
Doc HEALER, a man who thinks he's a robot, [2] imagines that he achieves sentience. His calculations indicate that his model only has a shelf life of approximately four minutes. Now he is depressed.
Doc Cheesecake [1] falls on a sword, dying instantly.
Minor Demon Old Man tries to find something to devour. [2] He starts eating his legs.