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[HmH]

Eat the teeth that want to eat me.

[Spinal_Taper]

Investigate whether Y marks the spot. If so, investigate!

[Parsely]

Doc Cromwell [1] plugs the demon bone saw back in.
Doc Doctalos asks the nurse to bring in another patient. [6] She puts a patient gown on Mr. Cromwell.
Doc Faust [5] summons a holy ghost, which makes the patient's wound disappear.
Doc Eli [6] writes twelve reports, then eats them along with his pen and the clipboard. [Injury Roll: 3] Doc Eli rubs his aching tummy.
Doc Guru [5] starts smothering Patient Cromwell using the Actual Patient's pillow.
Doc HmH [1] starts pulling on his own teeth. [Injury: 2] He yanks four of his teeth out. There's so many teeth.
Doc Jones [6] discovers that Y indeed marks the spot. Good God man! You find [3] a sheet of paper in Doc Eli's hand with several Y's on it. This must be the treasure map. And he must be part of the Nazi army that guards it.
Demon Bone Saw tries to saw Doc Cromwell! [2] He buzzes loudly and Doc Cromwell tosses him into the corner.
Minor Demon Old Man tries to assault a nearby nurse. [1] He throws himself down a nearby flight of stairs. [Injury: 2] Both of his arms snap with a sickening crack.
Nurse tries to write the report. [6] She starts folding paper airplanes.

[Dansmithers]

Give Cromwell EMERGENCY BRAIN SURGERY!

[Greenstarfanatic]

Get the fucking patient OUT OF THERE! WE CAN STILL FINISH THE MISSION!

[Xantalos]

Give myself several extra arms.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Destroy the demonic bonesaw.

[Empiricist]

((Well the patient's now healed via Faustian contract with a holy spirit. Do we just continue until we succeed in killing the guy? Or is replacing his soul one of our duties as a doctor?))
Talk to the patients outside. By outside, I mean in the waiting room. By the waiting room, I mean the waiting room of another hospital.

[Greenstarfanatic]

((Well the patient's now healed via Faustian contract with a holy spirit. Do we just continue until we succeed in killing the guy? Or is replacing his soul one of our duties as a doctor?))
Talk to the patients outside.

((I think the spirit did it for free? Either way, you and I are the only REAL doctors here. Now let's save us a life!))

[Empiricist]

((Well the patient's now healed via Faustian contract with a holy spirit. Do we just continue until we succeed in killing the guy? Or is replacing his soul one of our duties as a doctor?))
Talk to the patients outside.

((I think the spirit did it for free? Either way, you and I are the only REAL doctors here. Now let's save us a life!))

((The person who tried to sell the patient's soul to hire more competent people is a real doctor? Wow, standards have REALLY fallen.))

[Greenstarfanatic]

((Well the patient's now healed via Faustian contract with a holy spirit. Do we just continue until we succeed in killing the guy? Or is replacing his soul one of our duties as a doctor?))
Talk to the patients outside.

((I think the spirit did it for free? Either way, you and I are the only REAL doctors here. Now let's save us a life!))

((The person who tried to sell the patient's soul to hire more competent people is a real doctor? Wow, standards have REALLY fallen.))

((Well, considering everyone else is either dying or killing everyone else, yeah.))

[HmH]

Do what I do best: sleep it off in the morgue!

[Chink]

Doc Name: Tor
Doctory Profession: Hallucinogenalist

Supply the other doctors with performance-enhacning hallucinogens.

[BFEL]

Name: H.E.A.L.E.R.
Proffession: Diagnostician. Who happens to be a floating robot ball.

DIAGNOSE CROMWELL WITH "THE CRAZYPANTS"

[Cheesecake]

Tear open the barrier between reality and humanity. Show the people the truth. Show them the light. Translation: Bomb the hospital.