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[Xantalos]

Get both demons to come to me and summon more demons to possess more people.

[Parsely]

Doc Eli [5] gives the patient a robotic digestive system.
Doc Doctalos [1] loses control of the demons.
Demon Cyborg Patient [4] forces Doc Eli to give him robotic limbs.
Minor Demon Old Man [1] falls out of his wheelchair.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Punch everyone's lights out, wheel the patient out and into the recovery room.

[Xantalos]

Go aquire more patients; this one should be fine after he got his stomach replaced with cybernetics and was possessed.

[Dansmithers]

Perform exorcism on demons.

[Parsely]

Doc Hamilton [4] knocks out the demon cyborg patient.
Doc Doctalos [5] goes to the waiting room and finds twelve waiting people. They all [5] seem to be perfectly healthy.
Doc Eli [6] removes the demonic presence and places it into the nearby bone saw.
Patient is no longer possessed. Give the report to the charge nurse to complete the mission. The report must be written first.
Demon Bone Saw [6] roars to life, cutting through the instrument table as well as Doc Hamilton's right foot. [3] Doc Hamilton has to lean on the patient bed to stay upright.
Minor Demon Old Man tries to stand up. [2] He moans helplessly.

[Dansmithers]

Doc Hamilton [4] knocks out the demon cyborg patient.
Doc Doctalos [5] goes to the waiting room and finds twelve waiting people. They all [5] seem to be perfectly healthy.
Doc Eli [6] removes the demonic presence and places it into the nearby bone saw.
Patient is no longer possessed. Give the report to the charge nurse to complete the mission. The report must be written first.
Demon Bone Saw [6] roars to life, cutting through the instrument table as well as Doc Hamilton's right foot. [3] Doc Hamilton has to lean on the patient bed to stay upright.
Minor Demon Old Man tries to stand up. [2] He moans helplessly.

Order DEMON SAW to kill those who came to Twelfth Bay Memorial Hospital while healthy. Them give Hamilton a new foot.

[Xantalos]

Go give report to charge nurse.

[Spinal_Taper]

Name: Doctor Jones
Skills: Archaeology, women, whips, and nazis. Sometimes all of the above.

Go find the holy grail.

[Parsely]

Doc Eli tries giving orders to the Demon Bone Saw. It doesn't listen.
Doc Doctalos tries writing the report. [2] He smears faeces on a nearby patient. The patient cowers in fear. A burly nurse asks you to please stop that you're scaring the patients. You glare at him.
Doc Jones wants to find the Holy Grail. [2] X never marks the spot.
Demon Bone Saw wants Hamilton's blood. [1] He accidentally unplugs himself.
Demon Old Man struggles to rise. [6] He flies through the ceiling, [Injury: 5] but is miraculously unhurt.

[mastahcheese]

Break Demon Bone Saw in half with my super strength

[Xantalos]

Tell nurse to send in a new patient.

[Empiricist]

Name: Doctor Faust
Skills: Philosophy, and Jurisprudence, Medicine,—And even, alas! Theology.
Summon supernatural entities to heal the patient, pay them using the patient's soul.

[Dansmithers]

Write report, give to nurse.

Contents of report:
"Doctor Eli is the most best doctor, and he single handedly saved this patient."

[Cheesecake]

Name: Dr. Guru
Profession: Gurology

Teach love to all the dying patients. Help them become one with the soil and the air. Translation: suffocate patients with pillows.