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[mastahcheese]

close patient's eyes and hold mouth shut

[Dansmithers]

close patient's eyes and hold mouth shut

BEEMEN HAVE NO EYELIDS!
SCIENCE!

[Parsely]

Doc BEES! [2] now has live bees inside his body. [Injury: 2] The bees in your skull sting your optic nerves. You're blind.
Doc Xantolos [6] rips out his own spine. He collapses and dies.
Doc Skinner [6] stabs himself with the syringe and depresses the plunger. You're no longer in the doctoring room. There's a giant tooth with limbs clutching at the root. Oh god its looking at you.
Doc Cromwell [6] succeeds, but presses so hard the patient's face starts bruising.
[Patient: 2] The patient is now conscious and is thrashing on the table. [2] The patient is being suffocated by Doc Cromwell.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Name: Bjorn Hamilton
Doctory Profession: Surgeon Sr.

Get everyone to move out of the fucking way. Apply a bit more anaesthetic and try to remove Doc BEES' hands from the patient.

[Xantalos]

PUT OWN SPINE BACK IN
PUNCH PATIENT INCISION SHUT

[mastahcheese]

Stop suffocating them

[Dansmithers]

Use BEE DNA on myself, bee one with the bees.
Also: BBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

[Parsely]

Doc Hamilton [4] properly applies anaesthetic. The patient falls back to sleep. He then [4] removes the staples from Doc BEES! hands without injuring him further.
Doc Xantolos remains dead. Doc Xantolos ought to make a new Doc. One with a legible name.
Doc Cromwell [2] continues suffocating the patient. Its much easier now that he isn't resisting. The patient is about to asphyxiate.
Doc BEES! [2] makes buzzing noises.
Doc Skinner sees more teeth. They want to eat you.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Punch doctor Cromwell, and re-suture the wound as best I can. Maybe apply gauze to stem the flow a bit.

[Xantalos]

Name: Doctalos
Profession: Things Best Left Unknown

Possess patient with demon

[Dansmithers]

DAMMIT BE BEE MAN ALREADY!

[Parsely]

Doc Hamilton [4] punches Cromwell away from the patient. He decides not to suture the wound, because it has already been sutured with bee stingers. He then proceeds to [5] gauze the shit out of that wound. All the bleeding stops, and the honey that was drowning his insides is somehow also gone.
Doc Doctalos [5] possesses the patient with a vile demon that he has complete control over. The demon waits for Doctalos to give him orders.
The patient's wound is treated, but he is still possessed.
Doc BEES! [1] starts vomiting bees. [Injury: 1] The bees sting your heart, killing you instantly.
The bees try to attack Doc Doctalos, [1] but implode instead.

[Xantalos]

Excellent.

Command my demon to bring me another patient.

[Parsely]

Doc Doctalos orders his demon to acquire another patient. The demon [4] summons another minor demon. The minor demon goes to a different part of the hospital and [3] possesses an old man.

[Dansmithers]

Name: Doctor Elison
Job: He doesn't have on after he [DATA REDACTED] on innocent babies.

Replace patient's belly with cyborgy shit.