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[Remuthra]

So you want a WAAAAGH? Well, how about I give you an AAAAAAAAAAUGH?

[Elfeater]

So you want a WAAAAGH? Well, how about I give you an AAAAAAAAAAUGH?

Ah... maybe you should hae joined the line regiment. They will be doing the screaming.

[Remuthra]

So you want a WAAAAGH? Well, how about I give you an AAAAAAAAAAUGH?

Ah... maybe you should hae joined the line regiment. They will be doing the screaming.

My terrible one-liners are ubiquitously useful, and you know it .

[Powder Miner]

i'm going to panicbulletslasers things, guys
i'm going to make it happen

[Cheesecake]

I'm going to put the fear of God the Emprah into all the xenos and heretics!

[Remuthra]

Ahem.

WAAAAGH. WAAAAAAAAGH never changes.

The Orks waged war to gather slaves and wealth. The Tau built an empire from their lust for gold and territory. The Emperor shaped a battered Imperium into an economic superpower.

But WAAAAAGH never changes.

In the 41st millenium, WAAAAAAAGH was still waged over the resources that could be acquired. Only this time, the spoils of WAAAAGH were also its weapons: Lasers and Meltas. For these resources, the Orks would invade Valhalla, the Tyranids would annex the Eastern Front, and the new Imperium would dissolve into quarreling, bickering nation-states, bent on controlling the last remaining resources in the galaxy.

In 40077, the storm of galaxy WAAAAGH had come again. In two brief hours, most of the planet was reduced to cinders. And from the ashes of nuclear devastation, a new civilization would struggle to arise.

A few were able to reach the relative safety of the large orbital Vaults. Your family was part of that group that entered Vault Thirteen. Imprisoned safely behind the large Vault door, under a mountain of stone, a generation has lived without knowledge of the outside galaxy.

Life on Vniedik is about to change.

[Spinal_Taper]

Spoiler:  I swear to god I'll get it done. (click to show/hide)

Name: Novumus Vitam
Appearence:

Backstory:

[spoiler=Talents/Traits]
Mechanius Implants
Las Training
Cold Hearted
Blind Fighting
Mechandrite Use (Weapon, Utility)
Deadeye Shot
Street Fighting
Rapid Reaction
Pride Over Life

Spoiler: Comrade/Servitor (click to show/hide)

Name: Deditus
Status: Good, for a mindless cyborg
Special Abilites:
Machine (4)
Natural Weapon (Servo Arm)
Sturdy
Unnatural Strength (2)
Internal Microbead

Spoiler: Equipment (click to show/hide)

Standard

• One uniform
• One set of poor weather gear
• One Las Carbine, six charge packs.
• One Sword
• One Las-Pistol, two charge packs.
• One set of Best Quality Imperial Flak Armor
• One rucksack or sling bag
• One set of basic tools
• One mess kit and one water canteen
• One blanket and one sleep bag
• One rechargeable lamp pack
• One grooming kit
• One set of cognomen tags or equivalent identification identification
• One primer or instructional handbook
• Combat sustenance rations, four weeks of corpse-starch rations.
• One suit of synskin
• One set of preysense goggles
• One respirator
• One good quaility grav-chute (+10 to avoiding detection via noise in drops.)
• Three Frag Grenades
• Three Smoke Grenades
• One Grapnel
• One Micro Bead
• One Chrono

Specialist Equipment

• Sacred Unguents
• Data Slate
• Combi-Tool
• (G) Mind Impulse Unit
• (G) Servo-Arm
• (G) Luminem Capacitor
• Utility Mechadendrite

[/spoiler]

[Bdthemag]

IT'S HAPPENING

stuff

You're missing a lot of stuff, including skills. Also, I'm not having comrades in this system. Just assume your tech priest starts without a servitor.

[Remuthra]

AhwhydidIthinkofthis.

Orkish Pickup Lines:

Hey, baby, I'm going to Rok your world.

[Cheesecake]

AhwhydidIthinkofthis.

Orkish Pickup Lines:

Hey, baby, I'm going to Rok your world.

Okay, the Waaagh never changes was okay, but you've crossed the border! HERESY!

[Remuthra]

AhwhydidIthinkofthis.

Orkish Pickup Lines:

Hey, baby, I'm going to Rok your world.

Okay, the Waaagh never changes was okay, but you've crossed the border! HERESY!

Heresy? Doll, your eyes are all the Chaos I'll ever need.

[Cheesecake]

Ah, screw it. Just vibrate yourself with a chainsword.

[Elfeater]

Ah, screw it. Just vibrate yourself with a chainsword.

Did they even tell you why it was called a power fist?

[Remuthra]

I'll see if I can't think of any more one-liners, puns, or pickup lines, but I would have Tau doubt it.

[Bdthemag]

This is some near heretical talk going on here, better watch out for any Commissars.

Also, consider this time to generally be the time you get to talk with other characters. Chances are I won't do another update until tomorrow.