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[Neonivek]

You know... a lot of these conspiracies are more like twists.

You need some collusion.

[Neonivek]

Lava therefore developers are lizardmen

But... that isn't a conspiracy that is a deduction.

Are they hiding the fact that they are Lizardmen?

[The13thRonin]

What if Starbound's procedurally generated worlds were just a distraction for an imminent invasion from...

[Glloyd]

What if Starbound's procedurally generated worlds were just a distraction for an imminent invasion from...

Oh god... Fetch me my aluminum hat, on the double!

[SquatchHammer]

What if Starbound's procedurally generated worlds were just a distraction for an imminent invasion from...

Oh god... Fetch me my aluminum hat, on the double!

I thinks the Lockness and Sasquatches are involved with it too.... Plus I think a Terminator will show up since there's robots in the game too...

OH GODS WE'RE IN THE MATRIX!!!!!

[WhenInRome]

Starbound is being developed by the government to distract people from the Snowden affair!

Wake up, sheeple!

[Fniff]

Starbound has aliens in it. The Greys are aliens. The Greys are developing the game in order to brainwash us. Can't you see? It's so obvious!

[Moghjubar]

Soon, all of the conspiracies are going to be: Aliens therefore Aliens!

Yet another conspiracy to distract from whats really happening!

[Fniff]

They're all obviously wrong. I mean, the Greys are more subtle then just invading! They arranged 9/11 to make sure we didn't notice them abducting the president and replacing him with an android, see!

[CognitiveDissonance]

(not in)

You are all misled. It's right in front of you, and you can't see it. This giveaway? This is actually a secret mission to collect the best content for the game. But the game itself? It's actually a huge research project by the Big Game Studios so they know what you want to buy. They ask you all those smart questions to milk you for your deepest desires. Now they know what you like, and they can keep feeding you games that are almost good. Almost. Because then you remain hungry for the next one. So you remain mildly upset, because then you are pacified and not a threat to Them.

They are behind this. And you can't stop Them.

[Neonivek]

They're all obviously wrong. I mean, the Greys are more subtle then just invading! They arranged 9/11 to make sure we didn't notice them abducting the president and replacing him with an android, see!

Yeah but they got Stephen Harper instead (or Steven...)

[Ricky]

The Novakid are a race of gas beings. Our cars run on gas. Gas is made from dinosaurs. The Novakid are dinosaurs.

[Neonivek]

The Novakid are a race of gas beings. Our cars run on gas. Gas is made from dinosaurs. The Novakid are dinosaurs.

Wait a minute... There is no conspiracy here.

No one conspired in this. It is just straight up deduction.

[choppy]

The Novakid are a race of gas beings. Our cars run on gas. Gas is made from dinosaurs. The Novakid are dinosaurs.

did hear that dinosaurs were alien mechs the run on novakid gas? 

[timferius]

They're all obviously wrong. I mean, the Greys are more subtle then just invading! They arranged 9/11 to make sure we didn't notice them abducting the president and replacing him with an android, see!

Yeah but they got Stephen Harper instead (or Steven...)

HA! So true.