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Turn 2: Don't Drink The Beer
(Comedic Sociopath) I cast NaganoDoken on a nearby horror.
"I absolutely knew that would happen! Quick, teal man! Protect me with your meaty innards!"You
stumble blindly past Nagano as he shifts to the side slightly, and slam right into a tentacled horror! It bites down hard on your shoulder!
Improvise a phaser.
A quick
retooling of the molecular fusion diode on your communicator allows the ocular identification laser scanner to operate at full capacity in an outward vector, releasing short bursts of plasmous gluon energy that can neutralize or eliminate targets. Your new phaser allows you to use your science fiction cliche in combat.
SEDUCE THEM ANYWAY!
"Let us not fight, now is the time for love my little enchiladas."Your
suaveness distracts the Latinas long enough for you to slip off the table and engage both of them in a saucy salsa dance! You have them right where you want them!
(Random...) Take cover and hope something heavy falls on enemies attacking me!
You
hop over the counter and huddle beneath just as the barkeep pulls out a long machete. He raises the blade high, ready to strike at you, but just then the dilapidated wooden trapdoor beneath you gives way and you tumble down a flight of stairs into the wine cellar!
(Gangster) I pull out my gangster gun and shoot the bastards.
Your bullet
ricochets off the wall by a horror, severing the rope holding the chandelier to the ceiling. It crashes into the table, catapulting mugs of flammable booze into the air and lighting the ceiling on fire as well! A burning blob of napalm-like alcoholic sludge lands on your back.
"...This ain't looking good."As the fire spreads over the room, it suddenly begins to show a rainbow hue. The edges of the room slowly burn away, revealing patches of what appear to be natural cave walls. Several of the alien lifeforms hold their heads and shriek in pain as the patches widen.Dual Latinas (Latin Lover 2/3)
Mob of Space Horrors (Alien Menace 4/4)
DermDark Sorceror (4/4)
Heroic Comedic Sociopath (1/2) Mad Doctor (2/2)
Friends in strange places (2/2)
Inventory: Robe, Hat, Staff of Horrors, Syringe
Leonard NimoyActor (4/4)
Scientist (2/2)
Science Fiction (2/2)
William Shatner (2/2)
Inventory: Ear Prosthetic, Communicator, Phaser, Lab Coat
Abel Siegfried AlehandroGeezer (4/4)
Latin Lover (3/3)
Bimbo (3/3)
Inventory: Rose (in mouth), Silk Shirt, Speedo, Heart Medication
Retsaot, the Walking ParadoxRandom Things Always Happen to Me (3/4)
Mechanic (3/3)
Driver (3/3)
Inventory: Wrench, Coveralls, Pocket Watch
Nagano ItalianoConman (4/4)
Gangster (3/3)
Thief (3/3)
Inventory: Pistol, Lockpick, Hat, Suit