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Author Topic: Eden Dolls RTD [Silly]  (Read 5309 times)

Dermonster

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Re: Eden Dolls RTD [Hostiles Engaged]
« Reply #15 on: July 28, 2013, 05:56:53 pm »
WITH DANCING BLADE AND FLEET OF FOOT, BEGIN ASSULT UPON THE LARGEST SHIP.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Eden Dolls RTD [Hostiles Engaged]
« Reply #16 on: July 28, 2013, 06:03:36 pm »
Dual Dual Shard Pistols

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Krath

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Re: Eden Dolls RTD [Hostiles Engaged]
« Reply #17 on: July 28, 2013, 06:04:44 pm »
EQUIP PLASMA RIFLE

COMMENCE DESTRUCTION OF PODS
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Re: Eden Dolls RTD [Hostiles Engaged]
« Reply #18 on: July 28, 2013, 06:30:53 pm »
SOLO FORMATION EPSILON SIGMA EXECUTE. SLICE, DICE, MAKE FRENCH FRIES THREE DIFFERENT WAYS OUT OF HOSTILES.
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Re: Eden Dolls RTD [Hostiles Engaged]
« Reply #19 on: July 28, 2013, 06:43:52 pm »
Quote from: Harry Baldman on July 28, 2013, 05:41:28 pm
Start blasting orange hostiles left and right. Give them a taste of their own hostility.
[3] vs [2] You wing a hostile, but do not disable it.


Quote from: Empiricist on July 28, 2013, 05:42:43 pm
Search for hostiles wearing armor.light attack using weapon.pistols
[3] vs [3] You inflict serious damage along a hostile's side, but it remains functional.


Quote from: LordSlowpoke on July 28, 2013, 05:45:45 pm
SLAM HOSTILE INTO ANOTHER HOSTILE UNTIL ONE OR THE OTHER IS DESTROYED
[2-1] vs [6] You throw yourself off-balance attempting to utilize the current hostile as a weapon. While vulnerable, an entire squad of five hostiles open fire on you. Weapons appear to be orange cone-shaped missiles, capable of being fired in very large volleys.

WARNING: SERIOUS DAMAGE TO ALL FRONTAL SYSTEMS


Quote from: dermonster on July 28, 2013, 05:56:53 pm
WITH DANCING BLADE AND FLEET OF FOOT, BEGIN ASSULT UPON THE LARGEST SHIP.
Scanning.


Largest known hostiles identified. Properties unknown.


Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on July 28, 2013, 06:03:36 pm
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DOLL-6A LAUNCHING

EQUIP: LIGHT, LIGHT


BATTLECOMMAND UNAVAILABLE, NO OFFICIAL UNIT ROSTER AVAILABLE


Quote from: Krath on July 28, 2013, 06:04:44 pm
EQUIP PLASMA RIFLE

COMMENCE DESTRUCTION OF PODS
DOLL-7A LAUNCHING

EQUIP: NORMAL


[4] vs [4] Pod destroyed. Left shoulder damage by missile.


Quote from: Flying Dice on July 28, 2013, 06:30:53 pm
SOLO FORMATION EPSILON SIGMA EXECUTE. SLICE, DICE, MAKE FRENCH FRIES THREE DIFFERENT WAYS OUT OF HOSTILES.
[5] vs [2] You manage to carve along an entire hostile formation's wing, taking out three at once.



WARNING: THREE FIVE-UNIT SQUADS INBOUND


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« Last Edit: July 28, 2013, 07:05:36 pm by IronyOwl »
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Re: Eden Dolls RTD [Inbound]
« Reply #20 on: July 28, 2013, 06:45:10 pm »
Attack.unload via Weapon.pistols;
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Re: Eden Dolls RTD [Inbound]
« Reply #21 on: July 28, 2013, 06:45:44 pm »
USE HOSTILE AS SHIELD WHILE REMOVING SELF FROM VEHICLE AND CLIMBING OUTER HULL, DISPOSE OF HOSTILE AFTERWARDS
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Re: Eden Dolls RTD [Inbound]
« Reply #22 on: July 28, 2013, 06:46:17 pm »
FULL THROTTLE GO GO GO. Smash and scatter one of the 5-unit squads.
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Re: Eden Dolls RTD [Inbound]
« Reply #23 on: July 28, 2013, 06:47:57 pm »
DIVE, RISE, STRIKE FROM THE GALACTIC SKY. REAVE THE SOLAR WIND, FOR THEIR DEATH IS NIGH!
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Eden Dolls RTD [Inbound]
« Reply #24 on: July 28, 2013, 06:48:20 pm »
Shoot enemies with four guns!
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Re: Eden Dolls RTD [Inbound]
« Reply #25 on: July 28, 2013, 07:24:07 pm »
Quote from: Empiricist on July 28, 2013, 06:45:10 pm
Attack.unload via Weapon.pistols;
[6] vs [2] You shred an entire squad, sending them careening off uselessly.


Quote from: LordSlowpoke on July 28, 2013, 06:45:44 pm
USE HOSTILE AS SHIELD WHILE REMOVING SELF FROM VEHICLE AND CLIMBING OUTER HULL, DISPOSE OF HOSTILE AFTERWARDS
[5] vs [1] You swing the hostile towards the enemies, free your arm, and launch off just as the enemy fires at it.


Quote from: Flying Dice on July 28, 2013, 06:46:17 pm
FULL THROTTLE GO GO GO. Smash and scatter one of the 5-unit squads.
[3] vs [2] You slam full-force into the lead hostile. You careen off, the hostile you struck doing similar but the remaining four continuing as normal.


Quote from: dermonster on July 28, 2013, 06:47:57 pm
DIVE, RISE, STRIKE FROM THE GALACTIC SKY. REAVE THE SOLAR WIND, FOR THEIR DEATH IS NIGH!
[3] vs [6] You rise and dive, slamming full-force into a flurry of missiles from the hostiles you were aiming at.

WARNING: CRITICAL DAMAGE TO HEAD, INCLUDING ASSOCIATED SENSORY AND COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS


Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on July 28, 2013, 06:48:20 pm
Shoot enemies with four guns!
ERROR: INSUFFICIENT MANIPULATOR LIMBS
ERROR: FINGERS INSUFFICIENT SIZE FOR MULTI-PISTOL MANIPULATION



Hostile Squad 1 Neutralized

Hostile Squad 2 4/5 units, engaging Doll-4A
[2] vs [1-1] Doll 4A critically distracted, has flown directly into line of fire
Doll-4A has taken damage to various areas

Hostile Squad 3 distracted by Doll-1A
[2] vs [1] Disabled hostile near Doll-1A destroyed
Doll-1A struck by stray missile, take damage to left thruster
Left thruster inoperable


!!WARNING!!
Five additional squads incoming


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Quote from: Ozarck on January 02, 2021, 01:32:20 pm
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

Dermonster

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Re: Eden Dolls RTD [Heavy Damage]
« Reply #26 on: July 28, 2013, 07:27:35 pm »
The warrior retreats, eyes and ears useless and dumb.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Eden Dolls RTD [Heavy Damage]
« Reply #27 on: July 28, 2013, 07:28:44 pm »
Detach thruster.left;
Unequip magazine.pistols(right);
Attach magazine.pistol(right) to thruster.left and launch it at the enemy;
Fire at IED.1 using weapon.pistol;
Retreat();
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Eden Dolls RTD [Heavy Damage]
« Reply #28 on: July 28, 2013, 07:29:19 pm »
Shoot with three guns!
...Two?
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Re: Eden Dolls RTD [Heavy Damage]
« Reply #29 on: July 28, 2013, 07:37:10 pm »
SCOUT THE ENEMY HULL FOR ALL THE THINGS
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