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Re: Where are you?
« Reply #15 on: July 26, 2013, 02:49:51 am »
Australian Happiness Committee? What would they be stopping us for?

Guns. Lots of Guns.
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Re: Where are you?
« Reply #16 on: July 26, 2013, 02:49:59 am »
Grinding tiger bones into male enhancement pills. And fertilizer.
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Re: Where are you?
« Reply #17 on: July 26, 2013, 02:54:40 am »
Kangaroos and koalas.
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5 million tons of pickle-flavored cocaine.
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Re: Where are you?
« Reply #18 on: July 26, 2013, 03:43:48 am »
5 million tons of pickle-flavored cocaine.
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Re: Where are you?
« Reply #19 on: July 26, 2013, 04:04:29 am »
We're exporting boat-people.
And by people I mean spiders.
And by exporting I mean using them to spread terror across the world.
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Re: Where are you?
« Reply #20 on: July 26, 2013, 04:10:27 am »
And by terror, he means consumerism.
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Re: Where are you?
« Reply #21 on: July 26, 2013, 05:10:20 am »
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Your client was quite eccentric, and requested numerous things: Guns, Tiger Bones, More cocaine than probably exists (Pickle flavored, too, of course), and spiders. Oh, and for a side dish of madness, terror. You laughed at most of that, and agreed to get him some guns. You took your boat up to the harbor. Your business partner was dressed in a tuxedo and fedora, and a tuft of rosemary in his pocket, as was arranged. You handed off the guns, and got your end of the deal in exchange. What was that?
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Re: Where are you?
« Reply #22 on: July 26, 2013, 05:19:06 am »
An excessively large shipment of Bowie knives.
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Re: Where are you?
« Reply #23 on: July 26, 2013, 05:21:49 am »
Deadly Australian Critters and Uranium for sale to mad scientists.
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Re: Where are you?
« Reply #24 on: July 26, 2013, 09:11:01 am »
Quote from: flameboy99 on July 26, 2013, 05:10:20 am
and got your end of the deal in exchange. What was that?
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Quote from: Harbingerjm on July 26, 2013, 04:04:29 am
We're exporting boat-people.
And by people I mean spiders.
And by exporting I mean using them to spread terror across the world.
Honestly, why would you import spiders to Australia? Much better to export them.
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Re: Where are you?
« Reply #25 on: July 26, 2013, 09:14:34 am »
((Importing anything with venom or poison to Australia seems quite redundant.))
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Re: Where are you?
« Reply #26 on: July 26, 2013, 09:16:26 am »
Exactly!
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Re: Where are you?
« Reply #27 on: July 26, 2013, 03:54:52 pm »
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Quote from: Ozarck on July 26, 2013, 12:46:37 am
What? Why wold I do that?

I thought you were referring to I'm On A Boat.

I was. But, oddly enough, I have never listened to the song.
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Re: Where are you?
« Reply #28 on: July 26, 2013, 04:01:01 pm »
That was it. You were trading for knives, lots of knives. So, what was it you did next?
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Re: Where are you?
« Reply #29 on: July 26, 2013, 04:14:46 pm »
Go to our next stop to pick up the shipment of sex slaves escort personnel Girl Scout cookies Completely ordinary and legal hand towels. Yeah, Hand towels. What? What are you looking at? You lookin' at me like that? Youze got a problem? A problem with our hoo- hand towels? Vinnie, get over here! This guy thinks he has a problem with our hand towels!
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