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[Harry Baldman]

Create the Anchor Rock, an immovable planet in the void, formed of minerals of many sorts.

[Ozarck]

Await developments. Radiate light. Live.

[Dansmithers]

Name: Grob Gob Glob Grod
Appearance:

Spoiler: In here (click to show/hide)

Affinities:Space, Magic, Gems, Art
Discords:Life, Death, Water, Air

[draco1234]

Name: Rourk
Affinity/s (if any): Madness, Reason
Discord/s (if any): Unity, Order
Other Notes (appearance, personality, religious rites, whatever): Has the appearance of a great, grey winged wolf with two heads.  One head symbolises madness and destruction, while the other symbolises creation and reason.  The two heads are constantly at war with one another, fighting to become the dominant personality, yet the two are in constant balance.  Those who pray to him must be wary, as the two heads will offer opposite council, and one can never be sure which head is which.

[mastahcheese]

Create an ocean, and be prepared to throw it violently at the first land mass that is formed.

[Ozarck]

Create the Kraken. Release the Kraken.

Add various and sundry sea critters and plantlife.

[NRDL]

Spawn race of spiderdemons from my unholy eggsac.  Give them a venom that spontaneously changes whatever creature is bitten.

I'll unleash them when the world is settled.

[GreatWyrmGold]

⁷And the Gods began creating. ⁸Discord created a great Bag Burrito, ⁸with great amounts of salsa, beans, and spice. ⁹And it was massive in size, and would have been delicious, had anyone eaten it. ¹⁰But it was uneaten, which is good as it likely would have inflicted massive heartburn on anyone to eat it. ¹¹For this, Komote set him on fire. ¹²And Pisanrio made an explosion to try and make Komote feel small, but Komote laughed at the explosion and the Void Goblins it created. ¹³ The Void Goblins were small creatures with great beards, feasting on darkness but slain by light. ¹⁴Ort, the God of the Unliving, made a planet known as Anchor Rock out of stone and increased its inertia, so it would not move. ¹⁵Cromwell, the God of the Seas, created the ocean and threw it at Anchor Rock, submerging it entirely save for a dozen islands and islets. ¹⁶And the ocean began to turn to ice, for the universe was cold and silent. ¹⁷One of these was chosen by Nix, who rose from the seas and cast off an egg-sac. ¹⁸From the egg-sac came spiderwomen, with their rotting venom and their lack of males. ¹⁹And to fill the seas, Li made many kinds of life, above all the Kraken, larger than many islands and hungry, hungry. ²⁰Yet, Li did not glow. For this, Ort comforted Him. ²¹Most incredibly of all, K'llzx created a being known as the Alone, another god, but a blinded one who could not see Creation. ²²It was thus driven mad by loneliness...²³More Gods entered the Universe, ready to Create.
--Volumes of Being: Volume I: The Book of Origins: Chapter 1: The Void: Verses 7-23

The Late Gods--still pouring in as the world is young--were created.

[2+1+1] Discord is set on fire by Komote. (-1 Power) [4+1] Pisanrio makes a massive explosion [1] and a race of void goblins, puny humanoid creatures with beards that live off of darkness and are killed by light. (-1 Power)
[5+1+1] K'llzx creates the Alone, a massive primordial deity that has been driven mad by being so alone...and it cannot perceive anything. (-5 Power)(Affinity Gained: Deities)(Discord Gained: Dexterity)
[4] Discord creates a Burrito. (-1 Power)
[2+1] Ort creates a small planet, Anchor Rock, so called because it is hard to move. (-3 Power)
[2] Li does not glow.
[3+1] Cromwell creates an ocean on Anchor Rock, covering it nearly completely. There are still a few islands, however. The ocean starts to freeze, due to the lack of any ambient source of heat. (-2 Power)
[5+1] Li creates the Kraken, a massive sea creature and the first life! It has nothing to eat and is starving and freezing. (-2 Power) [5+1+1] Li resolves the former issue with various sea-life being added! (-1 Power)
[5] Nix creates a race of spiderwomen [2] with a mildly necrotic venom on the largest island on Anchor Rock. They begin fishing.

Anchor Rock gives Ort Power for existing. Te Burrito gives Discord Power for existing. The Kraken gives Li Power for existing. The Ocean gives Cromwell Power for existing. The Spiderwomen give Nix Power for existing. The Void Goblins give Pisanrio Power for existing.

Spoiler: The Universe (click to show/hide)

The Void, the Nothing around everything
-Void Goblins
Anchor Rock, a small, barren, wet rock which is hard to move. Created by Ort.
-Ocean, partly frozen, created by Cromwell.
--Kraken, a mile-long sea creature resting near the surface.
-Island A, a very large island (~10 miles)
--Spider Women
-Island B, a large island (~6 miles)
-Island C, a large island (~4 miles)
-Island D, a medium island (~2 miles)
-Island E, a medium island (~8000 feet)
-Island F, a small island (~5000 feet)
-Island G, a small island (~3500 feet)
-Island H, a very small island (~3000 feet)
-Islet A, an islet (~1800 feet)
-Islet B, an islet (~1200 feet)
-Islet C, an islet (~980 feet)
-Islet D, an islet (~740 feet)
-Islet E, an islet (~560 feet)
Random Spicy Big Bag Burrito, Created by Discord

Spoiler: Bestiary (click to show/hide)

Krakens: Currently just the one. A massive creature composed mainly of a mile-long shell and various types of tentacles, with several angry heads. The Kraken is nigh immortal, with regenerative abilities and an immunity to aging. It is also intelligent and created by Cromwell.
Spiderwomen: Spider-like women with necrotic venom. Created by Nix.
Void Goblins: Puny humanoids with beards that live in the Void. They feed on darkness and are killed by light. They were created by Pisanrio.

Spoiler: Gods (click to show/hide)

The Alone,Blinf Primordial^(NPC)
A massive, primordial being with no senses and little ability to be senses.
Affinities: None
Discords: None
Power: 5

Cromwell, God of the Sea^{(mastacheese)}
A crab made of water. Carries a net and lives in a boat. Wrathful. Demands sacrifice of enemies by sea monsters.
Affinities: Sea, Ships
Discords: Deserts, Roads
Power: 9

Discord, God of Innovation^(Chink)
Unpredictably changes.
Affinities: Chaos, Creation
Discords: Order, Destruction
Power: 9

Fieras, God of the Lively Flame^{(swordsmith04)}
Benevolent but angerable, Fieras sometimes takes a mortal form. His symbol is the Sun. Piety is shown by burning valuables...unless it's a living thing, in which case prepare for smiting. Ceremonial incineration is also practiced on corpses and the extra firewood from winter.
Affinities: Fire, Life
Discords: Cold, Death
Power: 11

Grob Gob Glob Grod, Goddess of Not Being Able to Count to Two^{(Dansmithers)}
A weird four-faces creature vaguely resembling a pink crystaline figure in a dress.
Affinities: None
Discords: Two
Power: 10

K'llxz^(Cheesecake)
Nothing.
Affinities: Birth, Deities, Madness
Discords: Death, Dexterity, Reason
Power: 7

Komote, God of Nonlethal Fiery Pranks^(Gamerlord)
Pronounced "koh-MOH-tae". Looks like a man with a flaming jackal head.
Affinities: Fire, Tickery
Discords: Death, Water
Power: 11

Li, God of Life^(Ozarck)
An ageless being with eyes like the sky and pupils like night. Calm, curious, copacetic, cat-loving.
Affinities: Life, Protection
Discords: Death, Destruction
Power: 8

Nix, God of Madness[su](NRDL)[/sup]
A giant, strange head, made of pulsating flesh and connected to spider legs.
Affinities: Blood, Flesh
Discords: Rock, Sanity
Power: 9

Ort, God of the Inanimate^{(Harry Baldman)}
Auras and the Auroras
Affinities: Earth, Light
Discords: Life, Madness
Power: 10

Pisanrio, God of Chaos^{(LordSlowpoke)}
?
Affinity: Discord
Discord: Affinities
Power: 10

Rourk, God of Division^(draco1234)
A gray two-headed winged wolf of great size. Not often that you see wolves like that--most are more brown. The heads are often arguing.
Affinities: Madness, Reason
Discords: Order, Peace, Unity
Power: 10

One thing I noticed: Power should never be a limiting factor. Most creations immediately give back as much as they cost.
Starting next turn, I'm doubling power costs until I can think of a better solution.

[Chink]

((And I just realized I accidentally misspelled Bang in my last action. I think it turned out better this way.))

Put Fieras and Komote on... ice, and create the Tragen, a race of sentient bears that fulfill Russian stereotypes, including an insatiable desire for vodka. Place them Island B, and give them the items and the knowledge required to produce vodka.

[Gamerlord]

Bless the Void Goblins with tricksey personalities and skills.

[Dansmithers]

Invent Binary code, make Affinity One(1).

[draco1234]

((At the beginning of each turn, I'll roll a dice for which head takes precedence   1-3 = madness     4-6 = reason))

Rolled: 4  - Reason it is.

Rourk looked upon the creations of the other gods, and found a problem.  He saw them shivering, trying to get warm in the neverending cold.  He also saw there was no light, so the creatures had to forever stumble in darkness, never to see one another.  He aimed to change that.

Create a small sun in orbit around the anchor rock, that is close enough to light up the planet, and warm it, but far enough away that it doesn't burn them all to a crisp.

Then, if I can perform another action, create a race of sentient beings known as the guardians that safeguard the planet from harm, and protect the creatures on it.  They are magical in nature, with humanoid forms stretched out, so they are long in limb.  Their skin is scaled.  They can float using their magics, and heal others.  They reside of island D, but they tend to stray from their home, to safeguard the other areas of the planet. 

(also, why do I have three discords, yet two affinities?)

[NRDL]

Give my daughters the ability to breathe and survive underwater.  Then command them to go after the kraken.

[Cheesecake]

Create the Scream. A phenomenon that causes sentient creation to hear My Voice, and worship me. It is the ebb and flow of the void. Twisting and turning. It washes over creation, and is the cause of all paranoia and anxiety.

(Do we lose if we run out of power? Also: I created an NPC God in the first turn!)

[swordsmith04]

Create a small sun in orbit around the anchor rock, that is close enough to light up the planet, and warm it, but far enough away that it doesn't burn them all to a crisp.

Create a second planet in orbit of the star with less water. (Anywhere between 60% and 20% of its surface area should be ocean. I'm aiming for the halfway point, 40%.) Use extra power.

Is it a typo or intentional that I start with 11 Power? I noticed Komote has 11, too. Is this something to do with the Fire affinity?