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flame99

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You are a Armed and Deadly
« on: July 24, 2013, 10:56:40 pm »
You are, in fact, armed and deadly. You have a pistol. You are in a store. What do you do?
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Re: You are a Armed and Deadly
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2013, 10:59:00 pm »
THIS IS A HOLDUP! GIMME ALL YOUR CASH, QUICK!
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Re: You are a Armed and Deadly
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2013, 10:59:43 pm »
Access psychic mind powers. Mind bullets, customers, now.
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Re: You are a Armed and Deadly
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2013, 11:01:19 pm »
Look through the bargain-sales, like we always do. Spend our meagre income on another bowl of rice with tuna, and contemplate to end our sorry life with said gun after sniffing glue.

(( Wow. Yeah. That.. kinda escalated.  ??? Fast. But I... do not dislike it. So here it goes  :P))
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Re: You are a Armed and Deadly
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2013, 11:24:39 pm »
Quote from: Remuthra on July 24, 2013, 10:59:43 pm
Access psychic mind powers. Mind bullets, customers, now.

+1. Use the gun as our outlet for our psychic prowess.
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Dying of laughter?
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Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.

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Re: You are a Armed and Deadly
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2013, 11:26:25 pm »
Begin RUSSIAN ROBBERY with RUSSIAN PALS. Use RUSSIAN MIND BULLETS to power RUSSIAN GUN to rob store for ALCOHOL.

Sorry if this offends any actual Russisns.
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Re: You are a Armed and Deadly
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2013, 11:29:55 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on July 24, 2013, 11:26:25 pm
Begin RUSSIAN ROBBERY with RUSSIAN PALS. Use RUSSIAN MIND BULLETS to power RUSSIAN GUN to rob store for ALCOHOL.

Sorry if this offends any actual Russisns.
+1. Our psychic mind powers are powered by vodka.
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Re: You are a Armed and Deadly
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2013, 11:35:39 pm »
You take a swig of RUSSIAN VODKA, and call in your RUSSIAN PALS. You all begin a RUSSIAN ROBBERY to get more RUSSIAN ALCOHOL, and quickly remember in your drunken haze that RUSSIAN ROBBERY means SHOOT EVERYONE. After a few minutes of murder with mind magazines, you mince words with the manager, and make off with twenty cases of RUSSIAN VODKA, while at the same time running out of words to use for the alliteration. You and your pals burst out into the streets of RUSSIA, and get into your RUSSIAN VAN.
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Re: You are a Armed and Deadly
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2013, 11:37:33 pm »
Play the RUSSIAN BATMAN theme song.
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Re: You are a Armed and Deadly
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2013, 11:39:34 pm »
RUSSIAN AWAY.
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Re: You are a Armed and Deadly
« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2013, 11:40:27 pm »
Realize it is COLD WAR. Get EQUIPMENT and SUPPLIES to BUILD and RUN RUSSIAN DISTILLERY to MAKE MORE VODKA
RECRUIT several PESEANTS to help with MANUFACTURIBG VODKA.
REQUEST permission to MOVE to CANADA in order to begin SMUGGLING VODKA INTO THE US in order to ADDICT WEAK AMERICAN LIVERS to VODKA and lead REVOLUTION in CAPITALISTIC AMERICA.
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Re: You are a Armed and Deadly
« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2013, 11:48:22 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on July 24, 2013, 11:40:27 pm
Realize it is COLD WAR. Get EQUIPMENT and SUPPLIES to BUILD and RUN RUSSIAN DISTILLERY to MAKE MORE VODKA
RECRUIT several PESEANTS to help with MANUFACTURIBG VODKA.
REQUEST permission to MOVE to CANADA in order to begin SMUGGLING VODKA INTO THE US in order to ADDICT WEAK AMERICAN LIVERS to VODKA and lead REVOLUTION in CAPITALISTIC AMERICA.
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Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on December 27, 2015, 04:01:00 pm
I wish I could unwatch a thread because every time I look at this I can feel myself dying faster
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Dying of laughter?
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on December 27, 2015, 11:30:17 pm
Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.

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Re: You are a Armed and Deadly
« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2013, 11:51:33 pm »
Posting to watch.
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Re: You are a Armed and Deadly
« Reply #13 on: July 25, 2013, 12:01:44 am »
Quote from: Cheesecake on July 24, 2013, 11:48:22 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on July 24, 2013, 11:40:27 pm
Realize it is COLD WAR. Get EQUIPMENT and SUPPLIES to BUILD and RUN RUSSIAN DISTILLERY to MAKE MORE VODKA
RECRUIT several PESEANTS to help with MANUFACTURIBG VODKA.
REQUEST permission to MOVE to CANADA in order to begin SMUGGLING VODKA INTO THE US in order to ADDICT WEAK AMERICAN LIVERS to VODKA and lead REVOLUTION in CAPITALISTIC AMERICA.
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Are we recreating You Are a Russian now?
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Re: You are a Armed and Deadly
« Reply #14 on: July 25, 2013, 12:09:49 am »
Down with the stereotypes!

Realize this is COLD WAR. Get ILLEGAL EQUIPMENT and SUPPLIES to BUILD and RUN RUSSIAN BOOTLEGGING DISTILLERY to MAKE MORE VODKA
RECRUIT several CIRMINALS to help with MANUFACTURIBG VODKA.
PLAN ILLEGAL TRAFFICKING to MOVE to CANADA in order to begin LEGALLY TRANSPORTING VODKA INTO THE US in order to SUPPLY AMERICAN COMMUNISTS with VODKA and lead WAR EFFORT in COMMUNIST AMERICA.
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