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[SOLDIER First]

"Hmm."

[Xantalos]

Yep.
Knowing them they probably met their alternate universe selves and spent all day having sex or something.

[SOLDIER First]

"Hehe.. probably."

[Xantalos]

I just hope no more pregnancies resulted. There's enough kids running around the highly dangerous academy without a few more whenever they get back.

[SOLDIER First]

"Speaking of kids, I heard Lyle has a younger sister.
A little unrelated to the topic, but.."

[Xantalos]

I remember Lyle. Didn't know he had a sister. What about her?
...
Is it you?

[SOLDIER First]

"Yeah, it's definitely me.
I'm totally Lyle's younger sister."

[Xantalos]

Your mastery of sarcasm is astounding.

[ragnarok97071]

<<If there's anything I need to comment on, go ahead and PM me. As it is, I just got off work and am going to deal with this crit and then probably pass out.>>

DARNOS BREAKS SHIT.

As soon as the energies Darnos had called out are released, there's a massive, earth-splitting crack, like thunder, that blows through the school, a sound heard even in the furthest reaches of the facilities.

The training rooms tremble and shudder, walls buckling and collapsing in on themselves, the room itself utterly destroyed down to the last scrap of furniture, before the energy finally runs out of steam...

And within the chamber, dead center in the middle of the distortion, there was now what appears to be a child, about the age of five, curled up in the fetal position, completely naked.

...

Well that's a new one.

[Empiricist]

((If memory serves, she's older than Lyle so she can't be his younger sister.))
((Darnos impregnated reality! Darnos x Reality!))

[SOLDIER First]

"ThaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH"
((yaaaaay))

[Empiricist]

((Maybe it's a love interest for Angel?))

[ragnarok97071]

((If memory serves, she's older than Lyle so she can't be his younger sister.))
((Darnos impregnated reality! Darnos x Reality!))

((Maybe it's a love interest for Angel?))

((... Why am I not surprised that the first response to a being born entirely out of pure destruction is to ship it?))

[Xantalos]

((Darnos impregnated reality! Darnos x Reality!))

((His magic is realitypenis.
I am impress.))

"ThaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH"
((yaaaaay))

Darnos looks her over quickly.
What? What happened?

((If memory serves, she's older than Lyle so she can't be his younger sister.))
((Darnos impregnated reality! Darnos x Reality!))

((Maybe it's a love interest for Angel?))

((... Why am I not surprised that the first response to a being born entirely out of pure destruction is to ship it?))

((Me neither honestly.
At least now Darnos has something very interesting to do.
Ehehe.))

[Empiricist]

((Heh, congratulations Darnos! How does it feel to suddenly be a father due to a poor roll?))