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[Twi]

Miko shakes Angerus about!

[Again_Dejavu]

⚀ "I didn't know... I guess I thought Medea was human... Evidently not. My records do not indicate that humans can reproduce via hair"

((Please include the number, Not all of us can see the die))

[Empiricist]

"Oh. Anything we can do?"
"Like philosophical views on on the nature of intercourse?"
((The approximate number should be rather evident since she just thought that Medea reproduces through her hair.))

[mcclay]

Miko shakes Angerus about!

He dosen't respond.

Wow, someones messing about up there. Dude, what if its a chick.
NO SHITS IS A CHICK. ITS THAT FUCKING CROW GIRL!
Ah yes, the poor child cursed with the taint of mutation. He does seem to have a type.

"Oh. Anything we can do?"

"I-I d-d-d-don't k-k-know."
She seems incredibly awkward and is blushing everywhere.

[Twi]

Miko blinks and attempts to think at the voices!
Who would you fools be?

[Empiricist]

Victoria has no idea of what to do, so she just throws a box of condoms at them.

[mcclay]

Miko blinks and attempts to think at the voices!
Who would you fools be?

Dudeeeee, she can hear us!
Yes we all can see that. Anyways my child we are mental manifestations of the Emperor that Angerus subconsisly created while going through times of stress. We guard his mind against the terrors of the world and work to keep him on the right path and comfort him when he needs it.
A FINE FUCKING JOB WE DID OF THAT *SNORT*

[RangerCado]

"Wha...?" Selina stares at the box in complete confusion. Had Victoria just been carrying those around!?

[Twi]

I see. Well, he's certainly not doing so well  now. Good fucking job.

Miko kicks Angerus lightly in frustration. Oh dear.

[Empiricist]

"Are you feeling okay Selina? You've been rather quiet and just gulped."
((That was in Angerus's mind. Yes I know that Victoria is idiosyncratic, but she still isn't going to react to being confused by throwing boxes of condoms at people.))

[RangerCado]

"Wh-wh-why have you b-been... c-c-carrying th-those around...?" Selina is blushing a ton. (1500)

[Twi]

((That was in Angerus's mind. Yes I know that Victoria is idiosyncratic, but she still isn't going to react to being confused by throwing boxes of condoms at people.))

[mcclay]

I see. Well, he's certainly not doing so well  now. Good fucking job.

Miko kicks Angerus lightly in frustration. Oh dear.

He grunts but doesn't otherwise react.

Look little sister. We're aren't prepared for doing shit like that. Dude got jumped by embarrassment maaaaan.
My child we do the best we can but if he does not listen to us or goes against our advice there is little we can do. He appears strong on the outside but on the inside he is...how do you say it? Damaged goods.
AND WE JUST KEEP ON FUCKING HIM UP! IF YOU ASSHOLES HAD TOLD HIM WHAT THE HAIR THING DID SOONER WE WOULDN'T FUCKING BE IN THIS SITUATION.

Ke is hit in the face with a box of condoms.
"EEP!"

[Empiricist]

"Oops, sorry I missed. I was trying to give them contraception."

[mcclay]

"Oops, sorry I missed. I was trying to give them contraception."

"Th-their men-mental fan-fant-fantasies! Th-they do-don-don't ne-nee-need th-that!"