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[RangerCado]

Selina reads it, her eyes widening slowly the further she went through it.

[ragnarok97071]

"OBVIOUSLY, YOU KILL THINGS."

"_{CORRECTION. I KILL IMMORTAL THINGS.}" He waits for the realization to sink in.

[Projeck37]

"AH, THAT'S PRETTY COO- OOOOOH. I SEE. UM. I DON'T ACTUALLY DESTROY ECOSYSTEMS, IF YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO TELL.. I ONLY ANNOY STUDENTS HERE. NO BIG DEAL, RIGHT?"

[ragnarok97071]

"AH, THAT'S PRETTY COO- OOOOOH. I SEE. UM. I DON'T ACTUALLY DESTROY ECOSYSTEMS, IF YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO TELL.. I ONLY ANNOY STUDENTS HERE. NO BIG DEAL, RIGHT?"

"_{SORRY. RULES ARE RULES.}" He throws the fish into the afterlife head-first. The afterlife takes the form of a ring-shaped portal made of white fire. Which conveniantly converts the fish into cooked fish while it sends his soul to where it's supposed to be. Then he eats the remains.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((That didn't kill Thaddeus. Believe me.))
Medea sighs and tries to figure out her situation.

[Empiricist]

"Well, that's certainly one way of dealing with it...."

[Projeck37]

"OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" -fried-

((I'll probably have him come in later reincarnated as a student here. NPC of course. He's fun to type.))

Isaac wanders the halls singing, getting some strange looks but not giving a single fuck since he was actually pretty good.

[RangerCado]

"Its... I... I like it..."  Selina is kinda surprised at how good the story is.

((wait... Meme can't age... DON'T KILL HER!))

[Empiricist]

"Its... I... I like it..."  Selina is kinda surprised at how good the story is.

((wait... Meme can't age... DON'T KILL HER!))

((Biological immortality is not true immortality. Otherwise Nikki and Angel would have been thrown into the afterlife by Mort.))

[ragnarok97071]

"Its... I... I like it..."  Selina is kinda surprised at how good the story is.

((wait... Meme can't age... DON'T KILL HER!))

((Biological immortality is not true immortality. Otherwise Nikki and Angel would have been thrown into the afterlife by Mort.))

indeed.

Functional immortality is cool.

Just not total immortality.

[RangerCado]

((thank goodness!))

[Empiricist]

((Otherwise, (assuming the particular species exists in this setting) Victoria would spend most of her time killing jellyfish.))

[mcclay]

"'ERE WE FUCKING GO!"
Angerus hands Cult a shield full of waffles.

[Empiricist]

Victoria looks around for Nikki. (She doesn't actually move though).

[ragnarok97071]

"WAFFLES!" OMNOMNOM.

Victoria looks around for Nikki. (She doesn't actually move though).

Still in her chair in the common room.