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[ragnarok97071]

"Uh... I... I didn't get... get out much back... back home..." Selina looks embarrassed by this fact.

"Well... neither did I... Guess since I know your secret I should tell mine."

"That answers exactly none of my question. How widespread was the effect?"

"... How hard is that to understand?

I.

Stopped.

Time.

"Given that I have exactly no education in the intricacies of space-time and how magic fucks them up, completely."

"Fine. I stopped time. all of it.

[SOLDIER First]

"Nuh.. mm. Cookies.."
Lyle is talking in his sleep.
((lolfiller))

[kj1225]

Kyle looks much more panicked than before.
"Nothing! I just don't like to have my sleeve anywhere but on my wrist."

[RangerCado]

"Y-y-your... secret...? Wait... you... you never t-told me... er... w-whats an... orgasm...?" Selina looks curious.

[GreatWyrmGold]

"That answers exactly none of my question. How widespread was the effect?"

"... How hard is that to understand?

I.

Stopped.

Time.

"Given that I have exactly no education in the intricacies of space-time and how magic fucks them up, completely."

"Might I offer the hypothesis that she accelerated time in a small area encompassing herself, me, and the air between and around us?"

[ragnarok97071]

"Y-y-your... secret...? Wait... you... you never t-told me... er... w-whats an... orgasm...?" Selina looks curious.

"Okay that's not a secret, but..."

She gestures again.

This time it's her and Selina that aren't frozen in time.

"It's what happens during sex when your body is flooded with endorphins and it feels really awesome."

"That answers exactly none of my question. How widespread was the effect?"

"... How hard is that to understand?

I.

Stopped.

Time.

"Given that I have exactly no education in the intricacies of space-time and how magic fucks them up, completely."

"Might I offer the hypothesis that she accelerated time in a small area encompassing herself, me, and the air between and around us?"

"No. I stopped time. Period."

[GreatWyrmGold]

"If you stopped time, how were you capable of moving? If time is stopped everywhere, wouldn't that stop the air around us from moving?"

[kj1225]

((You forgot Kyle. Again.))

[ragnarok97071]

Kyle looks much more panicked than before.
"Nothing! I just don't like to have my sleeve anywhere but on my wrist."

"I saw the fur. Stop lying to me."

[RangerCado]

Selina looks to only half understand what shes saying.

"How... how does... does that happen...?"

[kj1225]

Kyle still looks panicked.
"It's nothin-!"
His voice suddenly changes to that of a woman's and his eyes go red.
"I'm the whore of Babylon and he's the sucker who holds me."
As he speaks fangs are revealed.

[Harbingerjm]

"Might I offer the hypothesis that she accelerated time in a small area encompassing herself, me, and the air between and around us?"

"That was my first guess. She denied it."

"No. I stopped time. Period."

"That makes no sense at all."

"If you stopped time, how were you capable of moving? If time is stopped everywhere, wouldn't that stop the air around us from moving?"

"So one would think."

[SOLDIER First]

((Edit: I have GOT to stop doing that.))

[ragnarok97071]

Kyle still looks panicked.
"It's nothin-!"
His voice suddenly changes to that of a woman's and his eyes go red.
"I'm the whore of Babylon and he's the sucker who holds me."
As he speaks fangs are revealed.

"Hello, Miss Whore. This is certainly a new one."

"Might I offer the hypothesis that she accelerated time in a small area encompassing herself, me, and the air between and around us?"

"That was my first guess. She denied it."

"No. I stopped time. Period."

"That makes no sense at all."

"If you stopped time, how were you capable of moving? If time is stopped everywhere, wouldn't that stop the air around us from moving?"

"So one would think."

"... It's called magic. Seriously, you guys are going to suck if you keep expecting things to make sense. Seriously, your option would have lit me on fire if I moved if logic was in effect."

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Why? As I noted, the air around you would have been moving at the same speed relative to you as it is now."