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[Projeck37]

"Well it's here anyways, so it's not like they could get their money back. Besides that, one of the teachers probably just made this with magic."

[Fniff]

"But why was it required? What possible situation could a hot tub be necessary where a shower isn't needed?"

[Projeck37]

"Relaxing muscles after a battle? After all, we are here to be taught how to fight."

[Fniff]

"I already know how to fight, so what am I doing here?"

[Projeck37]

"You're learning how to fight the dark evils that threaten this universe."

[Fniff]

"What makes them dark and evil?"

[Projeck37]

"Oh you know, the fact that they want to destroy us and everything we have ever made. Ever. All those drugs you love, they'd take them, use them for themselves and kill you, basically."

[Fniff]

"So, wait, wait. What makes them different from us? I mean, that happens plenty of times and I'm not saying the guys who do that are dark evil horrors."

[Projeck37]

"Well, that's exactly what they are. Dark evil horrors."

[Fniff]

"... So I'm a dark evil horror? I mean, back home, most of the time you don't buy drugs."

[Projeck37]

"If you were one, you would be the color of void, and several limbs and not be pretty."

((I dunno what exactly what the evil is, I'm just kinda making it up as I go.))

[Fniff]

"I'm pretty to you?"

[Projeck37]

"Sure. I mean, I have a girlfriend, but I'm going to admit that someone isn't pretty. That's just mean."

[Empiricist]

-removed-

[Projeck37]

((Isaac and Farah are in the hot tub room, not the dining room.))