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[Empiricist]

"Hi Fluffy! So you've learned how to turn into a lynx?"
((I'm assuming he's still fluffy in this form))

[Projeck37]

"Nice bobcat form."

[kj1225]

"Victoria, have you ever owned a cat?"

[Empiricist]

"No, I haven't ever had any pet. Why do you ask?"

[kj1225]

"I was just wondering."

[Empiricist]

"Okay, so Fluffy, truth or dare?"

[Again_Dejavu]

"Dare."

[Empiricist]

"Do the most perverted, non-explicit thing you've though of today."

[Again_Dejavu]

"Do the most perverted, non-explicit thing you've though of today."

"Isn't that a contradiction?"

[Empiricist]

"Not really, by non-explicit I just meant without doing anything that you could get arrested for doing in public."

[Again_Dejavu]

"I'd prefer to not make enemies..."

[Empiricist]

"That's fine. In that case, I dare you to convince as many strangers as you can to stroke you."

[Again_Dejavu]

*Pzzzzzzzzzzz*
Later...
"378 strangers petted me."

[Empiricist]

"Huh, I didn't expect that stampede of people trying to pet you would happen..."

[Again_Dejavu]

"If they didn't want to pet the kitten, the bobcat persuaded them to."