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[kj1225]

"More than you know."

[Empiricist]

"Um, okay... I guess?" Victoria has no idea what he was talking about.

[kj1225]

"By the way, I have a package for you. Just in case you decide you like guys."
Mr.J pulls out a large box of condoms and hands them to Victoria before walking off.

[Projeck37]

"Well... I didn't expect that to happen.."

[Empiricist]

((Looks like I spoke too soon.))
[DC20:2] "Thanks... I guess? Wait, why would I need latex gloves? And why aren't there any places for fingers in these?"

[kj1225]

((That is the best time for an almost crit fail.))

[Projeck37]

"Victoria, those are condoms." Isaac chuckles a little

[Empiricist]

((Be glad it wasn't anything phallic, she would've misidentified it as one of those portable toothbrushes and tried to open it.))
"Oh." [D20:3-1] "What's a condom?"

[kj1225]

((What would a one have been?
Edit:  Don't clog this up so much while I sleep.))

[Projeck37]

"Guys put them on their penis. So a girl doesn't get pregnant." Isaac is trying his hardest to not laugh, but he seems kinda awkward saying all this.

[Empiricist]

((For a condom, she would have tried to solder it into something useful and likely cause enough of a commotion that she ends up with a pile of them and the smell of burnt plastic. For something phallic, she'd mistake it for a portable toothbrush and not bother checking it, so she'd end up carrying it in a bag or in a pocket.))
"Oh. Wait WHAT?" Victoria [DC20:3] reflexively throws it away from herself and the contents end up spilling in mid air, gliding in random directions and littering the hallway with potential awkwardness-inducing paraphernalia.

[Projeck37]

"Oh jeez, now they're everywhere.. Come on, help me pick them up."
Isaac starts picking up the condoms.
((Never though I'd have to say that sentence..))

[Gamerlord]

Oh the rewards of remaining motionless and silent.

[Empiricist]

"Okay, sorry about that..." Victoria gingerly picks them up places them back into their box.

[Projeck37]

Isaac puts all the condoms he picked up in the box and stands up.
"At least they're not used.."