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[IamanElfCollaborator]

"If I must."
Madeleine pulls out a button, and the Martins are teleported....

...into a holding cell prepared for this exact scenario. Being as it is a magical academy, magical duels between parents weren't unexpected.

Meanwhile, the teacher turns to everyone gawking at it.
"Mr and Mrs Alcris, I must ask you do not do that again and I will need to discuss the matter further. The rest of you, back to your teachers."

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Whoops.))

((Believe it or not, I approve.))

((Victoria shows some of her normally concealed maturity and will act respectful towards Selina's parents. However, if pushed too far, she will, without losing her composure, vituperate and expostulate at their negligence and irresponsibility)).

((What circumstances would prompt her to exsanguinate said parents?))

"Martin..?
Hey! That's my friend Selina's last name!"
Lyle yells the last part to them.

"Selina's parents are here?"
Angel locates Alex and Nikki before heading over to them, looking even more cheerful than normal.
"Hi! I'm Angel. Who are you?"

Before Daphne could walk away, Mrs. Martin slapped her and demanded proper treatment and to be teleported back home or so help them they would sue!!!

"With all due respect, you jerk, the Headmistress has an excellent legal team. You'd probably end up paying the Academy and doing a few centuries of community service if she had to waste any time on this."

At this point, Achille walks in, and all three Alcris sisters glare down at the Martins; Hecate's fist starts vibrating, Medea's hand is holding a gravity well, and Circe actually looks pissed.


The silver-haired man simply looks serene as he proceeds to chew both of them out.
"I happen to be an attorney myself, Mrs and Mr Martin. A very good attorney.

And I dare you to sue. I will have you brought up for neglect, assault, slandering your own daughter, and potential abuse. If you DARE touch my wife again, I will sue you for every little damn penny you're worth.

Magic or no magic, you're going down for that. Ce n'est pas une problem pour moi."

"I take it back. If the Headmistress's legal team gets involved, you're both going to be lucky if you get executed."

Mrs. Martin promptly bursts into flames and glares at them with red eyes, her clothes still intact.

Mr. Martin becomes encased in metal and stands there coldly, iterating that they wished to be sent home, immediately, via teleport. NOW.

Alan deploys and grabs both of them, staring. It's hard to tell what he's thinking.
"He doesn't like you."
Assuming you aren't Alex.

Angel backs off...

Selina is still hiding, actually close to tears right now.

...to hug Selina.

Okay seriously even I'm perplexed right now.

"They're Selina's parents."
"Biologically. As far as parenting skills, they're about as good of parents as a woodchipper."

Achille blinks, and a green haze seems to generate around his fingers. Before...

"Quite enough."
The Alcris sisters find their magic fizzling out into uselessness, as does Achille. Mr Martin turns back to flesh, and Mrs Martin is put out.

Madeleine is standing there, hand extended, and she isn't happy.
"Hecate, Circe, Medea, you are to return to your rooms. Immediately."
All three sisters don't bother arguing and leave.

The Metamagic teacher turns to the parents.
"You four, with me. We will discuss this in my office. I will not have a magical duel in MY Parents Evening."

((Stupid ninja. Along with like a dozen sorta-others.))
Alan regretfully releases the two.

((More ninja?!?))

The Martin's demand again they be teleported home, stubborn as ever.

Alan stares at and punches them.
"Alan!"
"Alan!"
"Nice one, Alan!"
"..."
"..."
...
"What?"

((Oh for the love of--))

[RangerCado]

((XD ninja's!))

Selina is stunned, not reacting much to the hug beyond a small pat on Angel's head. That was one of the scariest things she had ever experienced...

There is much screaming in the cells.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Madeleine heads off to discuss the matter with Achille and Daphne. Meanwhile, more parents evening!

[Xantalos]

Darnos decides to pay Selina's parents a friendly visit.

[RangerCado]

((I would assume he can't get in the cells... And I gotta go now. ciao!))

[SOLDIER First]

Lyle as well, with Darnos' permission, [88?+12] on his shoulder.

[Xantalos]

Yeah sure, though he's likely to be frightened by what happens.

[hihi2463]

Jessica's tail flicks with both embarresment and anger
[to herself]<how could anyone be so heartless as to deny their childs existence?>
Jessica's claws dug into her side as she tryed to maintain control of her anger blood tricled down her leg and absorbed into her blue skirt

[SOLDIER First]

Meh.

[hihi2463]

Ari put his hand on Jessica's shoulder
"calm down babe it's alright"
"so its alright if i started to ignor Yuki and Negami and deny them my love is that alright?"Jessica snaps
"jessica calm down"Ari says frimly as he pulls her into a hug
Jessica stayed ridged and pulls away as her tail lights on fire her fur and flesh purfectly intact

[GreatWyrmGold]

Jessica's tail flicks with both embarresment and anger
[to herself]<how could anyone be so heartless as to deny their childs existence?>
Jessica's claws dug into her side as she tryed to maintain control of her anger blood tricled down her leg and absorbed into her blue skirt

"They're succubi. As in, a type of demon. This is...well, not exactly great even for them, but not more than a standard deviation below average."

Ari put his hand on Jessica's shoulder
"calm down babe it's alright"
"so its alright if i started to ignor Yuki and Negami and deny them my love is that alright?"Jessica snaps
"jessica calm down"Ari says frimly as he pulls her into a hug
Jessica stayed ridged and pulls away as her tail lights on fire her fur and flesh purfectly intact

"No, it's alright because Selina has surrogate parents in her friend, wife, and adoptive child. Not literal surrogate parents, and definitely not a literal surrogate mother, but, um...I lost track of what I was saying."

[RangerCado]

((Actually, only her mother is part succubi, but confirmed lore is that the succubi side isn't dominate in most cases and almost never surfaces. A tail is the clearest sign of it surfacing.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Or something like that. The lore is a bit confusing. Yeah, they're terrible parents, but it's in the blood. The mom's blood, at least. A little. Kinda."

[Empiricist]

"Excuse me for a moment, I need to go speak to a few people." Ricardo walks to the holding cells and speaks to the Martins in his own unique variant of purple prose. Namely, one where rather than conveying excessive description, instead, 'demonstrated' the rather, 'vivid' spectrum of his vocabulary, including his using of more archaic prose. In short, he tells them to shut the fuck up.
"Well, looks like they aren't your parents anymore. I guess it's for the best. Are you okay?"