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[Xantalos]

Believe me, I've got that under wraps. I've psychologially conditioned the vast majority of the students I interact with daily to fear me, or at least what I might do, but not to the level that they wouldn't help me out if I were in danger. From there it's just a matter of remembering what my old body did until I've got the hang of it again, which shouldn't be too difficult barring the damn overshoots that seem to happen so often.

[Empiricist]

"Hmm... I wonder if it's possible to create something to focus those overshots into something, entertaining..." Arthur starts researching something on his phone.

[Xantalos]

Don't bother, the results are amusement in and of themselves. One recent one gave me a daughter made entirely out of destruction magic. I blame the fertility curse on the Academy there, though.

[Empiricist]

"So that trend's still going strong I see..."

[Xantalos]

Unfortunately, yes. Fortunately I'll be able to groom young Regent into a killer soon enough and we can discreetly cut down on the population.

[Empiricist]

"War and whatnot seem to do that well enough already."

[Xantalos]

But that has a definable enemy. A lone or dual killer? Not so much.

[Empiricist]

"I meant that people getting into mass armed conflict over banalities is already killing enough people. You won't be doing much of a comparable dent to the population."

[Xantalos]

Oh, I don't give a rat's ass about the populace, I'm going to put a dent in their mindset. Target mothers, young children. Teach them the lesson that having children gets you killed.
Maybe then the dumb bastards will start using condoms.

[Empiricist]

"I guess they're preventable. Unless someone enchanted the contraception to fail catastrophically again. Or more cases of same-sex reproduction recur."

[Xantalos]

Beyond the magic induced ones, which I'm working on finding a way to prevent, condoms exist for both sexes.
He shrugs.
Me doing my campaign of terror or not will depend on whether or not my research into a fertility negation curse is viable or not, I guess.

[Empiricist]

"...Curse? The fuck would you need a curse for? Just spike the food with contraceptives."

[Xantalos]

People sometimes eat from their own supply, and I've no reliable supply of drugs that'll fuck up the reproductive system, since there're no dealers here - wait.
Do you happen to be the drug dealing teacher?

[Empiricist]

"I don't do that. I'm a pharmacist, I don't supply illicits... Well, not anymore and one the time when I did, it was mostly a harmless substance to simulate the effects of methamphetamine without the complications, before in a few months, triggering symptoms that would alert authorities. Long after putting the actual dealers out of business with affordable 'product'."

[Xantalos]

Still, would you happen to have any contraceptives on hand?