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[Xantalos]

Huh. Well, life lives for the bold. That said, THE, if my body gets destroyed can you hold onto my soul long enough for a new body to be grown for me?

He then scoops the kid up in his arms and pauses, checking for a reaction.

[Empiricist]

((Perhaps, like Alice, the player whose character created them also control them?))

[Xantalos]

((Alice?))

[Empiricist]

((The Slayer that Victoria created via a magnitude one hundred over shot followed by a double critical success.))

[Xantalos]

((Oh yeah that thing.
...
Where'd it go?))

[Empiricist]

((Currently? Petting Meme and watching Mini!Selina draw shipping art between Richard and myself.))

[Xantalos]

((In this case, as Rag is offline...I dunno. Wat do?))

[Xantalos]

Well, as far as I can tell it's a female. I'll take it to the infirmary and see if they can wake it up. I want to know what it is.

Darnos walks off, possible offspring in hand, and deposits it in the infirmary, asking the nurses there to wake it up if they could.
((And sleepytiemz for me.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Yeah, someone needs to update the TA tropes page. Darnos just impregnated reality.))

((Wait, what?))

((Nope. They can't. Stated by Elf that it's not possible ))

((Noted...we'll have to fix that. The Angels will plead the Selinas until it happens!))

Ever watched Iron Giant?

((Didn't rag repeatedly say that real-world media doesn't exist in the TAverse?))

...And within the chamber, dead center in the middle of the distortion, there was now what appears to be a child, about the age of five, curled up in the fetal position, completely naked.
...
Well that's a new one.

((To say the least...))

((... Why am I not surprised that the first response to a being born entirely out of pure destruction is to ship it?))

((Before we even know what gender the kid is, even.))

it appears to be a she. Or a very feminine male, hard to tell with the posture being what it is.

((In that case, shipping is likely to be limited to the crack variety.))

[Xantalos]

((...was forgot the real world media rule.))

[OREOSOME]

As soon as the energies Darnos had called out are released, there's a massive, earth-splitting crack, like thunder, that blows through the school, a sound heard even in the furthest reaches of the facilities.

Catherine wakes up, hearing the crack.
"Wha? What the heck was that?"

[Xantalos]

Darnos, looking at the child thing sleeping on the infirmary bed he put it in, realizes it doesn't have clothes on.
Having no clothes in this school is a threat to body and soul. Stay there for a few minutes, I still want to question you.
He goes to some place in the Academy where there are clothes to pick up, takes a shirt, pants, and nongenderspecific underwear, and goes back to the child.
Now then, to get these on you without performing any actions that could be seen as sexually explicit.
First the shirt, which wasn't too difficult to nonexplicitly put on (DC 50):
DEX: (40+45=85)
Done easily.
Then the underwear, which would be much more difficult to do in a manner that couldn't be interpreted sexually (DC 100):
DEX: (83+46=129)
He's done something similar, so he manages this.
Now the pants, not as difficult as the underwear but more so than the shirt (DC 80):
DEX: (38+47=85)
And done. He lays her back under the covers, having seen her bits as a result of the underwear thing, and continues to wait for her to wake up.
He whistles idly.

[SOLDIER First]

Max and Erin and Oliver mill around somewhere easily reachable by everyone.

[OREOSOME]

Catherine also mills around somewhere accessible, and just wonders what the deal with the ruined training room was. Or whoever it was that Darnos was carrying earlier.

[SOLDIER First]

[shadow=orange]*s-stutters*[/shadow]
*says something*
*also says something*