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[SOLDIER First]

((*ships DarnosxLyle*
"BUT I DONT WANNA BE THE UKE ANY MORE"
deal with it))

[Xantalos]

((We are the shippers. Resistance is futile. All your characters relationships are belong to us.))

((*renegade interrupt*))

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((We are the shippers. Resistance is futile. All your characters relationships are belong to us.))

((*renegade interrupt*))

((Allow this
>Do not allow this

Denied.))

[Xantalos]

((We are the shippers. Resistance is futile. All your characters relationships are belong to us.))

((*renegade interrupt*))

((Allow this
>Do not allow this

*renegade interrupted*.))

((I've had enough of your insinuous accusations! *shepardpawnch*))

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((*takes the punch like a bawss*
I'm a fucking shipping deity, not a puny human reporter scrappy!))

[SOLDIER First]

((*cowers in the corner*))

[Xantalos]

((*takes the punch like a bawss*
I'm a fucking shipping deity, not a puny human reporter scrappy!))

((You misunderstand, foolish hypothetical. Shepard practically IS shipping in his/her verse. Therefore you are vulnerable to the mechanics of the Mass Effect games. As a result of me, I have infinite Paragon/Renegade score.
I'll give you a minute to run.
*sharktooth grin*))

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((Except....I am empowered BY the amount of shipping Shepard causes and creates. So in turn, I have infinite ability to deflect with shipping.

I'll give you a minute to run.
*cat smile*))

[SOLDIER First]

((*continues cowering*))

[Xantalos]

((Do you even lift know how many Shepards I've played? How much of your power I've accumulated into them like storage batteries?
ALL of it.
Hence your inability to do anything while I shift the topic.))

[SOLDIER First]

((*raises finger*
How about licking?))

[Xantalos]

((If I had anything else to do in this thread BUT weave eldritch sweaters together with conversation threads, I'd do it.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Obviously you guys and I have different definitions of shipping.))

((Ours is, however, the correct and typically-agreed-on definition, and hence you arguing that Darnos cannot be shipped because by your definition of shipping you control it is a bit like a hippy arguing that war in the middle east is idiotic because by his definition of middle-eastern was we would need to nuke the middle of the East Coast.))

[Xantalos]

((Obviously you guys and I have different definitions of shipping.))

((Ours is, however, the correct and typically-agreed-on definition, and hence you arguing that Darnos cannot be shipped because by your definition of shipping you control it is a bit like a hippy arguing that war in the middle east is idiotic because by his definition of middle-eastern was we would need to nuke the middle of the East Coast.))

((What is the definition of shipping again? I'm kinda confused as to what I've been arguing about in the first place.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Basically, a fandom-based therm referring to pairing up characters you "want" to have get together.))