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[Mysterious warrior]

Mike nervously looks stares at the hole as if expecting it to suddenly expand immensly and absorb him

[Twi]

"We're not going in, Angerus."

"Not without backup. You should learn to practice the ancient art of stallin'."

[mcclay]

"We're not going in, Angerus."

"Not without backup. You should learn to practice the ancient art of stallin'."

"BUT..BUT, I KIND OF FUCKING WANT TO!"

[Xantalos]

Darnos blinks.
Wait. We're going into that portal. That hole in reality that we know not what resides within.
Give me a good reason why I shouldn't sit this one out.

"BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T A LOT OF PEOPLE MAY FUCKING DIE! ALSO YOU PROBABLY BE FORCED TO WITH THE THREAT OF FUCKING DEATH AND/OR FUCKING EXPULSION!"

And what if I oh so inconveniently broke my back so I didn't have to jump into the fucking portal that's actively expanding like a lemming?

[Again_Dejavu]

Fluffy shifts to a kitten and continues approaching

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Dangit quadruple ninja.))

"Okay, freshies--and little girl--"
"Hey!"
"--and big guy, and cat, and the rest of you--there seems to be some misconceptions. For now, we are observing the rift. You may enter it later, but I hope to the Gods that it doesn't come to that. Understand?"

[Empiricist]

As Mike stares into the abyss... the abyss stares back. Or rather it would have, but it has no eyes. Or equivalent structures for that matter. It has neither, in function nor aesthetics. So basically it doesn't do shit.

[Mysterious warrior]

"I guess it's kind of exciting, but it's too dangerous for me."
(( have to go, be back in about 30 mins or so.))

[Xantalos]

THANK YOU for the clarification! The way people are in the Academy I expected us to have to go in like guinea pigs.

[Empiricist]

"Good... I don't like the sight of it..." Victoria closes and averts her eyes before continuing to move backwards.
((I'll take the liberty of describing this in @Elf's temporary absence. Don't expect any GM'ing, just snarky narrations.))

[mcclay]

THANK YOU for the clarification! The way people are in the Academy I expected us to have to go in like guinea pigs.

"EH, WE COULD FUCKING HANDLE IT! OR I COULD FUCKING HANDLE IT, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOUR SKINNY ASS!"

[Xantalos]

Be my guest.

[Twi]

"Shut up, Angerus, and get back here."

Miko and Miranda both back off.

[Empiricist]

_{"I don't want to go in there..."}

[Again_Dejavu]

Fluffy shifts to a lion and shoots his paw in and out of the evil portal