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Gamerlord

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RangerCado

You, you lazy bastard of a GM!

[Gamerlord]

Backed up by a full grown, blood magic buff slinging Vornar, equipped with ancient artifacts and just all-round Badass Normals?

[Xantalos]

*one teacher curbstomp*

[GreatWyrmGold]

This is years ahead, when they're all hard-bitten, combat hardened veterans of war.

Backed up by a full grown, blood magic buff slinging Vornar, equipped with ancient artifacts and just all-round Badass Normals?

Yes.
First: One of the main targets is not just any teacher, but the teacher for combat magic. Her adoptive parents are a part-succubus who can create anything and a Slayer who has killed far worse. Meanwhile, another main target is a water mage shown to be fully capable of defeating large numbers of nonmagical combatants with no danger to herself. (Unless Darnos explodes one of them close enough for shrapnel to be an issue, which leads me to...)
Second: They wouldn't be alone. Start attacking students, and you'll be mobbed faster than you can say "Hufflepuff is pathetic!" Any one of those could likely take on the whole gang, and in a mob...and then there's the teachers, 90% of who could perform a "One-Teacher Curbstomp". But all of this pales in comparison to...
Third: The Headmistress, who would NOT approve of a plot to murder at least one teacher and at least one student. Probably more of both.

[Gamerlord]

Eh, I've got a plan to... deal with the problem of Nikki and Angel. It may cure them, it may just turn them into something other than a vampire.

[GreatWyrmGold]

...What woudl it cure them of, if not vampirism?

Also eep.

[Xantalos]

It's a !!FUN!! solution.

[Gamerlord]

Oh yes. It's also tangentally related to Project Blight, my solution to the problem of the Shadows.

[kj1225]

If you do this I'm out. You make the game unfun with your talk of getting rid of vampires due to them being... undesirable.

[Gamerlord]

What? Being reliant on blood is not just squicky, but also biologically silly! I am upgrading the vampires...

[Xantalos]

I don't think this is so much getting rid of.
Besides, this version of Vornar isn't really a dick.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Oh yes. It's also tangentally related to Project Blight, my solution to the problem of the Shadows.

...This will either end in stunning voctory or be one of those plans which ends with everybody dead, the castle on fire, and Vornar's lost his hat.
Probably the latter.

If you do this I'm out. You make the game unfun with your talk of getting rid of vampires due to them being... undesirable.

Don't sink to his level. And if this doesn't make sense I'll appologize in the mornng.

What? Being reliant on blood is not just squicky, but also biologically silly! I am upgrading the vampires...

Definitely a hat-losing plan.

I don't think this is so much getting rid of.
Besides, this version of Vornar isn't really a dick.

Stop being ninja!

[Gamerlord]

If you do this I'm out. You make the game unfun with your talk of getting rid of vampires due to them being... undesirable.

Don't sink to his level. And if this doesn't make sense I'll appologize in the mornng.

Things like that will cause Angel's 'upgrading' to go poorly.

[kj1225]

Yes but I'm tired of all this 'Oh, vampires are dumb and stupid' stuff. Also I'll tell you someone else who tried to get rid of an entire race.

[Xantalos]

Yes but I'm tired of all this 'Oh, vampires are dumb and stupid' stuff. Also I'll tell you someone else who tried to get rid of an entire race.

...
Xenu?
Darkseid?
Galactus?
Who?

[kj1225]

... You know what? No. I'm not going to say it now.