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Gamerlord

Projeck

RangerCado

You, you lazy bastard of a GM!

[Mysterious warrior]

thanks for the welcome Ad! and I thought the motto was committing mermaid genocide since 1783.

Also, you miss spelled Committing. it has 2 t's

[Gamerlord]

Also, I am offended by Gamer's statement that you will die on my mission. My goal is to break, not kill. The grimdark must flow and if their is now one left to suffer how will it do that?

Ironically, Vornar probably would have had the best chance of survival/success on your mission, especially against the human cultists.

[Again_Dejavu]

Hey, Fluffy and Max are practicing with guns

[GreatWyrmGold]

Welcome. Here's some advice:

Here's my thoughts on the advice:

-No matter how logical your complaints/suggestions, the headmistress will kill you for voicing them.

You can voice them, just stop when she tells you. (Also, don't advocate for killing a teacher in these complaints.)

-SEX IS A BAD IDEA.

Punishable with pregnancy and possibly worse!

-DO NOT STEAL FROM DEATH'S LIBRARY.

Definitely.

-Making Meme cry is a crime for which the only punishment is IRL death.

Um...

-Do not make Medea cry. Hecate, Kyle and Isaac will make you pay for it.

And Cicily or whatever Medea's other sister is called.

-Sanity is for the weak!

And me! And newer members.

-Pointing out the problems with certain... relationships will not go down well.

Which are you thinking of?

-If you get sent on Mcclay's mission, RUN. Any other action will end in you getting butchered.

We don't know this yet!
...But probably, yes.

[Mysterious warrior]

thanks for the advice GWG!

[GreatWyrmGold]

Glad to help the newbies.

[Gamerlord]

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[GreatWyrmGold]

What, Nikki and Angel?

That's over. I don't think Nikki wants to see what happens when a vampire drinks vampire blood.

And we've been over this: If she can go to war, she can donate blood.

[Gamerlord]

grarghbarble that was never my freaking problem did you never read my freaking posts AAAAAAAARGH.

[Projeck37]

His problem was the attraction thing between Nikki and Angel?

[RangerCado]

His problem was the attraction thing between Nikki and Angel?

If that was it, wheres the outrage at Meme kissing Angel?

[Gamerlord]

Ba-bingo. I was squicked by the attraction between the five year old and the centuries old vampire.

His problem was the attraction thing between Nikki and Angel?

If that was it, wheres the outrage at Meme kissing Angel?

How old is Meme anyway?

[mcclay]

Ba-bingo. I was squicked by the attraction between the five year old and the centuries old vampire.

His problem was the attraction thing between Nikki and Angel?

If that was it, wheres the outrage at Meme kissing Angel?

How old is Meme anyway?

Two

[GreatWyrmGold]

grarghbarble that was never my freaking problem did you never read my freaking posts AAAAAAAARGH.

I did. I'll admit that it was a while ago and that I've made no particular attempt to remember.
Angel offered to give blood to Nikki, which you had problems with because of vampire blood's addictive qualities and the age disparity leading to paedophilic undertones that only you saw.
I pointed out that no one complained when Angel offered to risk her life in a war against eldritch abominations, even though merely being in a war is a massively life-changing event, never mind if she gets crippled or killed.

Ba-bingo. I was squicked by the attraction between the five year old and the centuries old vampire.

Ah.
Are you also squicked out by tweens being attracted to...um...do you get my point?

[RangerCado]

Mind and Body are both that of a two year old... though she should technically be 3 and a half, but magic is making her unable to age.