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Projeck

RangerCado

You, you lazy bastard of a GM!

[mcclay]

Waiting on Krissy's response SB...

[Again_Dejavu]

He went to ... Sleep?

[GreatWyrmGold]

Delayed by playing Small World. Stout Dwarves to start, clashing with the Swamp Trolls and watching the Berserk Ratmen and Heroic Amazons conquer the northern (?) half of the map; then the dwarves reclaimed their mine, went into decline, and got replaced by Dragonmaster Humans spawning deep in ratman territory. The trolls went into decline, and will be replaced by Wealthy Wizards...and now Seafaring Orc pirates from the Amazon player are attacking the opposite side of the board...
(Also present: declining Pillaging Ghouls and Hill Sorcerers. Same guy.)

I'll just act the Devil's Advocate here, @Elf, Medea rolled a 20 to avoid having intercourse with Isaac previously. If @Cado was really to blame, she would've rolled a 1.

Keep in mind we both share the sphere of probability warping and I praised Cado for preventing intercourse. :3

So...if it's good you did it, if it's bad Cado did it?

"I may have accidentally had sex with Ash and got her pregnant."

Are you trying to imply that you somehow tripped and fell into her lady parts?

((Page 92 there will be a time skip of two days! Its Friday motherfuckers~))

At what setting do you have your pages?!? By forum default, there's already over 1,200! (Over 1,600 if you count the OOC and Mission Threads.)

((Likewise, since honeymoons go for about 8 days on average, excluding travel time. Plus I'd rather finish the RP for that so that it doesn't end up as a series of fragmented allusions to events with no logical progression.))

You might want to work on a progression then, because it's mostly been cuddling with interpersed outings as far as I've been able to see.

I've done literally nothing other than greet you. Why hostile?

History. See: Broke Angel. Even if she started it, people who do that to little girls are typically not well-liked.
Especially if the Darnos-like individual goes to extreme lengths to avoid showing what the Angel-like individual actually did.

((Does Darnos have a bracelet unit?))

No, he didn't go to the wedding.

[Some fellow named Darnos. Apparently the rest of you know him, and rather poorly at that.]

Last time we saw him, he ran off after breaking Angel's leg and most of her facial bones.

((Will be gone for 1/2 hour or so))

Something Xantalos posted

Someone call Greenwich--The length of an hour has been redefined to be 10 minutes!

"Well if you cannot stand for something, then you might as well die. There is no purpose for your existence besides to be an antagonist to our lives."

Preach it!
Seriously, what's the fun in an inexplicably antagonistic person?

"YEAH, JUST, LET IT FUCKING CHILL, YA KNOW?! THIS MIGHT BE THE FUCKING START OF A BRAND NEW LIFE FOR YOU! A LIFE WHERE PEOPLE DON'T THINK OF YOU AS A FUCKING SOCIOPATH! IT COULD BE A WHOLE NEW FUCKING ADVENTURE!"

I approve of this epiphany!
Just remember, kids: Drugs don't make sociopaths into potential nice guys in real life. They make sociopaths into sociopathic drug addicts.

((SCP-087!))

Why don't you make Cassie instead?

More like instant anger shot.

Exactly, now he's too angry to be depressed.

Isn't that like breaking someone's arm so they forget about their cancer?

Actually, I believe that Meme is the depression cure.

Too late, DARNOSCORP is muscling out the competition!

With an ineffective product? They're not staying in business.

[kj1225]

That was exactly what I meant.

[mcclay]

I meant 1,192. I just abbreviated and shit.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Angel may have made a poor decision just now.

Small World wrapping up. Strangely, while being able to Dragonate everyone was helpful, the orcs, sorcerers, etc, kept conquering me. Final scores:
91
75 (me)
70
66
66

Not bad for my first game. Especially since the person who won apparently wins nearly every board game she plays.

[RangerCado]

I love small world, I had commando trolls as my first race and help a good chunk of the map for awhile... unfortunately my second underworld humans got massacred by seafaring skeletons and berserker ratmen... that was a sad two turns.

[Projeck37]

Just a note: It is very out of character for Isaac to be writing.

[GreatWyrmGold]

I love small world, I had commando trolls as my first race and help a good chunk of the map for awhile... unfortunately my second underworld humans got massacred by seafaring skeletons and berserker ratmen... that was a sad two turns.

Ah, yes, the berserker ratmen...

[GreatWyrmGold]

To answer what's-his-name's question: Darnos was rolling to avoid taking advantage of Angel.

Which would not end well, overall. If he rolled badly enough, he would get some...fun consequences assigned couretsy of my co-GM abilities. More cruelly because of my sleep-deprivation inabilitis.

[Xantalos]

No seriously why is Isaac Super Angst Boy. I haven't read that far in the thread and wanna know.

[Projeck37]

How do you mean?

[Xantalos]

How do you mean?

His mind literally couldn't encompass the concept of his girlfriend being polygamous. He promptly became mega depressed and began doing depressed stuff.

Side note, someone put Shipper on Deck into Darnos' entry on the character tropes page.
>____<
Does not work

[Projeck37]

He unintentionally got Medea and Isaac together. It fits.
Ugh.. it's because he was paranoid of her leaving him again after the balcony scene happened. That's basically why he's like that. And just part of where he's from.

[Xantalos]

He unintentionally got Medea and Isaac together. It fits.
Ugh.. it's because he was paranoid of her leaving him again after the balcony scene happened. That's basically why he's like that. And just part of where he's from.

Ah. That was intentional, so I guess it does.

Hm. Will have to investigate further.