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You, you lazy bastard of a GM!

[ragnarok97071]

Okay then.
Wait, 6 weeks passed? What the hell.
...
At least that 6 weeks spent in isolation should have cured Darnos as far as he can be.

Yup! He no longer finds himself wanting to immediately run out and find Angel to get fed from.

Unfortunately this helps not at all with the fact that seeing her causes his stomach to decide that it is gymnastics time, or the hilariously inappropriate... *ahem*... that will occur if he gets sight of her in a swimsuit.

[Xantalos]

Okay then.
Wait, 6 weeks passed? What the hell.
...
At least that 6 weeks spent in isolation should have cured Darnos as far as he can be.

Yup! He no longer finds himself wanting to immediately run out and find Angel to get fed from.

Unfortunately this helps not at all with the fact that seeing her causes his stomach to decide that it is gymnastics time, or the hilariously inappropriate... *ahem*... that will occur if he gets sight of her in a swimsuit.

I will be avoiding sighting her, then, due to the lack of moral restrictions Darnos has.

[ragnarok97071]

Okay then.
Wait, 6 weeks passed? What the hell.
...
At least that 6 weeks spent in isolation should have cured Darnos as far as he can be.

Yup! He no longer finds himself wanting to immediately run out and find Angel to get fed from.

Unfortunately this helps not at all with the fact that seeing her causes his stomach to decide that it is gymnastics time, or the hilariously inappropriate... *ahem*... that will occur if he gets sight of her in a swimsuit.

I will be avoiding sighting her, then, due to the lack of moral restrictions Darnos has.

To be fair he will also be utterly unable to act  upon it as the tiny part of him that's entirely composed of Venom will be yelling at him that hurting her is bad and there is NO way that it'll work how it should.

[Xantalos]

I said nothing about hurting her.

[ragnarok97071]

I said nothing about hurting her.

I know. <______< I meant stuff that he would be tempted to do.

[Xantalos]

I said nothing about hurting her.

I know. <______< I meant stuff that he would be tempted to do.

Oh I know.
It doesn't really involve hurting, like I said.
It's just unpleasant.

[ragnarok97071]

I said nothing about hurting her.

I know. <______< I meant stuff that he would be tempted to do.

Oh I know.
It doesn't really involve hurting, like I said.
It's just unpleasant.

That's close enough for the Venom to be like "NO DUDE. NO. LET HER NOM YOOOOU~"

[Xantalos]

Not what you're thinking.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Figures it happens when I'm away.
...
Oh yeah.

*ahem*
Sorry to everyone for my doucheness when Darnos got bit. My evil side partially took over and was a dick.
So, sorry about that.

*sniffs him suspiciously*

[Xantalos]

*suckerpunch*

[IamanElfCollaborator]

*probability warp*
*[56] Xantalos somehow punches a passing bird instead of me*

[Xantalos]

*retcon roll*
*(91) Elfcollaborator is the bird*

Also, for all those people clamoring for Darnos softening up and becoming a sweetie to Angel or something (haven't read much but I know it's there), won't happen.
Won't.
...
Can someone remind me what the difficulty roll for not breaking down like a junkie and trying to get bitten is?
And whether I still need to roll it?

[IamanElfCollaborator]

*shipping roll*
*[Nat 100] Darnos is now a girl and shipped with Lyle*

[Xantalos]

Who's Lyle?
Also, he still has no emotions. Not a la Medea, who's putting up a facade, but he actually has none.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Lyle: Resident chick magnet and memetic sex god.
Oh. I'd assume less of a romantic attraction and more of a 'he seems interesting' twisted....corpse of an interest in him.