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RangerCado

You, you lazy bastard of a GM!

[Harbingerjm]

"R-r-reading is nice... w-wait... S-s-s-swimming...!?" Selina looks panicked about swimming, images of skimpy bikinis flashing through her head... she has bad experiences at pools. (1300)

I was about to point out that she doesn't have to wear a skimpy bikini, but then I remembered the other problem. Oh. Ooooh.

[RangerCado]

"R-r-reading is nice... w-wait... S-s-s-swimming...!?" Selina looks panicked about swimming, images of skimpy bikinis flashing through her head... she has bad experiences at pools. (1300)

I was about to point out that she doesn't have to wear a skimpy bikini, but then I remembered the other problem. Oh. Ooooh.

yeah... and theres the awkward moment when she gets a nosebleed... and if Masochist!Selina comes out...

[Empiricist]

Wait, what's the other problem?

[IamanElfCollaborator]

*cough*Selinaisacovertpervertlesbianwhogoesnutsatseeingskimpybikinis*cough*

[SOLDIER First]

*cough*lyleisalsoapervertandprobablywon'tbeabletocontrolhimselfatthepoolbuthe'sanidiotsowhynot*cough*

[Empiricist]

Oh I thought that would be considered as subsection of the initial problem.

[RangerCado]

*cough*Selinaisacovertpervertlesbianwhogoesnutsatseeingskimpybikinis*cough*

...Someone call the hammerer please...

[IamanElfCollaborator]

*cough*IamthehammererIkilledthelastguy*cough*

[Harbingerjm]

Oh I thought that would be considered as subsection of the initial problem.

Nah, the initial problem is the "self-confidence: 0" thing. Ie, why she can't wear one herself.

[SOLDIER First]

*cough*alsowolf'sgonnabefriggin'ballsoffthewallsatthepoolbutlyle'sstillanidiotsoagainwhynot*cough*

[Empiricist]

*cough*IamthehammererIkilledthelastguy*cough*

Someone! Pull the lever!

[IamanElfCollaborator]

*cough*IprofiledthelevertomyselfonlyIcanpullit*cough*

[RangerCado]

I like building goblin prisons in my fortress... I use them to train armies of rookies against single opponents... they fail even at 6-1 odds...

[Empiricist]

"Kind of, the combat magic teacher just said that all Fae were soulless amoral drug dealers after I brought up an admittedly good point."

((You never responded to this Rag.))

"Yeeeeeah, she's had some bad run-ins with the Unseelie Court. They cut off her wings and drugged her with Dust for months before they managed to rescue her. She's still a bit sore about all that. The Seelie court aren't drug dealers."

((How many people have dark backstories? Considering all the crap most of the characters have gone through, we'll need a qualified psychiatrist soon.))

[SOLDIER First]

maybe Professor Fox could help with that.
"W-well, I like.. fluffy animals.."
"Mhm, I see.."