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Gamerlord

Projeck

RangerCado

You, you lazy bastard of a GM!

[Gamerlord]

BONERS RISE!

 

[RangerCado]

-snipes Gamers testicles with a 50cal-

[Projeck37]

Nice shot!
*highfives*

[Gamerlord]

*testicles writhe and grow back twice as many like a hydra's heads*

[Projeck37]

That just sounds disturbing.

[Gamerlord]

I know, I realised that the moment I wrote it.

[Projeck37]

Oh god now I have an image in my head, WHY GAMER WHY

[RangerCado]

...KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FLAMETHROWER! -flamethrower throwing flames-

[Gamerlord]

*more writhing and xenomorph death noises*

[Empiricist]

Vornar's 'business opportunity' involves Selina drawing such images for commercial purposes, doesn't it?

[Gamerlord]

Yep. Plus possibly animating them.

[RangerCado]

...or making them real... AH! MY BRAIN EYES!

[RangerCado]

details get us banned Gamer, I pushed the boundary enough as is.

[Empiricist]

Well, @Ragnarok, we aren't really liable since we really started losing control over our characters due to really bad dice rolls. We neither intended nor directed the circumstances towards that. Unlike the previous incident. This was solely caused by dice rolls. An incredibly specific and unfortunate series of dice rolls. Hell I even rigged it slightly by removing Victoria's previous -2 penalty to understanding and setting it at -1 (since it's cumulative with fails and she's failed it twice in the past) in an attempt to give her a better chance of stopping that. She needed a 2 or higher. She literally rolled pretty much the one thing that allowed that to happen.

[Gamerlord]

My guess? The 'random karma roll' will get both of you pregnant.