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mastahcheese

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Re: You are some sort of thingie.
« Reply #150 on: August 11, 2013, 04:44:02 pm »

get keycard from Ozarck, open armory, weapons get.
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Re: You are some sort of thingie.
« Reply #151 on: August 12, 2013, 01:13:09 pm »

THE NEW GUY OF YODELING REACHES THE OTHERS AND STARTS SCREAMING. THE IS THEN KNOCKED OUT BY A PISSED OFF THATTIE.

DISAVANTAGE GOT!EVERYONE ELSES THINGS ARE LESS LIKELY TO SUCCEED DUE TO THE FACT THAT THEY ARE THINKING ABOUT ELDRITCH THINGS, DESPITE THE FACT THAT I HAVENT USED A ROLL YET.

OZARCK THROWS THE CARD AT URIST THEN RUNS TO WASH HIS HANDS. URIST UNLOCKS THE GUNS, ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT HE HAS NO IDEA HOW TO USE THEM.

THE COMMUNITY THINGIE, NOW CALLED CHARLIE THE THINGIE, GOES OFF AND EATS SOME TUBES.
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Re: You are some sort of thingie.
« Reply #152 on: August 12, 2013, 01:17:22 pm »

Debate with self on what just happened. Also wake up.
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Re: You are some sort of thingie.
« Reply #153 on: August 12, 2013, 01:43:40 pm »

Hold the new nutjob of yodeling down and pour some alcohol down his throat. Hope that clears up his stupidity. Knock him out afterward, just to be safe. With a weapon. It doesn't matter if I am using the weapon properly or not. Suggest to mastacheese the possibility of chucking the new insane guy out into the emptiness. Hey, we gotta experiment, right?

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« Reply #154 on: August 12, 2013, 04:52:54 pm »

Suggest to mastacheese the possibility of chucking the new insane guy out into the emptiness. Hey, we gotta experiment, right?
Figure out to use the airlock Order some numbskull to figure out how to work the airlock. Then try to bring back my memory of being a weapons' instructor.
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Re: You are some sort of thingie.
« Reply #155 on: August 12, 2013, 05:06:15 pm »

You know what cures all our thinking problems, right?

More Beer!

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Re: You are some sort of thingie.
« Reply #156 on: August 12, 2013, 05:13:13 pm »

What, throw away the idea of that you are some pitifully primitive thingies all together?!
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« Reply #157 on: August 12, 2013, 05:14:17 pm »

What, throw away the idea of that you are some pitifully primitive thingies all together?!
Good point.

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« Reply #158 on: August 12, 2013, 07:50:59 pm »

EVERYTHINGIE DRINKS. YOU ARE ALL BACK AT PEAK THINKFULLNESS.

OZARK KNOCKS THE NEW GUY BACK OUT AND CONVERSES WITH URIST ABOUT HIM. THEY DECIDE NOT TO CHUCK HIM OUT THE AIRLOCK FOR NOW AS THEY MAY NEED AN IDIOT AS A MEATSHIELD. HOWEVER THEY LOCK UP THE GUNS JUST IN CASE.
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Re: You are some sort of thingie.
« Reply #159 on: August 12, 2013, 08:25:33 pm »

((You know ... If you want to reboot the franchise, I won't complain))


So.... time for a conference. What the hell are we doing again?

What, throw away the idea of that you are some pitifully primitive thingies all together?!
Prehistoric =/= primitively stupid. Not really. on the other hand ... yeah, probably not an intergalactic arms dealer either.

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« Reply #160 on: August 12, 2013, 08:47:37 pm »

So.... time for a conference. What the hell are we doing again?
I'm not sure, I was about to try to work a rocket launcher.
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« Reply #161 on: August 12, 2013, 09:35:25 pm »

Ahhahahahahahahahahaha. Yes. Yes, that'll do.
Find some sort of "where the hell are we, and what does this button do?" guide.

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Re: You are some sort of thingie.
« Reply #162 on: August 13, 2013, 03:56:27 am »

Wake up. Open AAAAALL the non-airlock doors.
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« Reply #163 on: August 13, 2013, 10:00:02 am »

THATTIE SIGHS AND INFODUMPS EVEN MORE SHIT. NIGHTYNIGHT.

OH, AND THE FIRST THREE TO GET CHIPPED WILL SLEEP LESS BECAUSE OF REASONS. SO THEY WILL ONLY BE OUT FOR THIS TURN INSTEAD OF THIS AND HALF OF THE NEXT.

THATTIE ALSO LOCKS THE GUNS AND THE SHIPS, SO THE GUNS ARE SORTA USELESS AND NO SHIP FOR YOU.
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« Reply #164 on: August 13, 2013, 10:17:00 am »

I've been unconcious already, that counts as sleep in my nonsensical opinion. RETURN TO WAKING UP
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