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[GrizzlyAdamz]

Acquire intoxication. Examine our inventory. If we have none, acquire an inventory.

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[Aseaheru]

THE DOOR IS BLOCKED BY ROCKS. SORRY ABOUT THAT.

YOU AND YOUR COMPANIONS ONLY HAVE:
7 PIECES OF GARMENT (WORN)
8 RANDOM STONE/WOOD THINGS USED FOR GIGGING FOR WRIGGLE WHITE FOOD
AN UNIDENTIFIED QUANTITY OF THINK LIQUID.

YOU HIT THE ROCK. IT HURTS.

YOU DRINK THE LIQUID. THE PAIN GOES AWAY AND YOU SEE SOMETHING IN ONE OF THE DOORS.
YOU OPEN THE OTHER DOOR. INSIDE IS A [NONE]. THEN PAIN. SHARP PAIN.



BOOTING, PLEASE WAIT.
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BOOTED. MEMORY RETRIEVAL SYSTEM VERSION 5.72 ONLINE. WELCOME USER 7494231.

WELL THAT IS ODD.

[Ozarck]

have another quaff. reexamine the something n the first door. try not to hurt ourselves. File that log-in thingy in the "to check up on when my think works" category.

[vastaghen12]

Grab the [NONE] leave the sharp pain for later.

[Ozarck]

Grab the [NONE] leave the sharp pain for later.

I'm all for avoiding the pain.
Can we keep some of the sharp pain, though?

[mastahcheese]

Grab the [NONE] leave the sharp pain for later.

I'm all for avoiding the pain.
Can we keep some of the sharp pain, though?

Add sharp pain to inventory, equip one of our friends with it as a throwing weapon.

[Aseaheru]

Grab the [NONE] leave the sharp pain for later.

I'm all for avoiding the pain.
Can we keep some of the sharp pain, though?

Add sharp pain to inventory, equip one of our friends with it as a throwing weapon.

AS YOU THINK ABOUT THIS THE THINGIE COMES BACK.

THE [NONE] IS A BARE ROOM. THE PAIN WAS MY INSTALLATION. REALLY 7494231, IF YOU CONTINUE TO BE AN IDIOT I WILL BE FORCED TO TERMINATE THE CONNECTION.
HOW SHARP PAIN CAN BE WELDED IS UNKNOWN. YOU HAVE SUFFICIENT BAC TO FUNCTION OPTIMALLY, PLEASE DESIST FROM BEING AN IMBECILE. TERMINATION OF THE CONNECTION IS AN RISKY PROCESS, OFTEN RESULTING IN DEATH.

[Ozarck]

review our inventory, now that the sobriety has worn off. What are these "8 RANDOM STONE/WOOD THINGS USED FOR GIGGING FOR WRIGGLE WHITE FOOD" items?

also

access whatever knowledge we have about our digital assailant companion. Converse accordingly.

finally,

remind ourselves of the nature of the SENSERY DEVIDE IN THE FORM OF HAIR." (sensory divide? sensory device? do we feel with our beards? of course we do.)

[Harbingerjm]

HOW SHARP PAIN CAN BE WELDED IS UNKNOWN.

Presumably with some sort of metaphorical welding torch? Perhaps marriage?

[vastaghen12]

Ask the voice in your head if it knows about mining methods

[Ozarck]

HOW SHARP PAIN CAN BE WELDED IS UNKNOWN.

Presumably with some sort of metaphorical welding torch? Perhaps marriage?

Unfortunately, that is a rather limited application. Unless we get ourselves aa battle priest to marry our enemies on the field.
Research battle chaplain for weaponized marriage.

[Aseaheru]

review our inventory, now that the sobriety has worn off. What are these "8 RANDOM STONE/WOOD THINGS USED FOR GIGGING FOR WRIGGLE WHITE FOOD" items?

also

access whatever knowledge we have about our digital assailant companion. Converse accordingly.

finally,

remind ourselves of the nature of the SENSERY DEVIDE IN THE FORM OF HAIR." (sensory divide? sensory device? do we feel with our beards? of course we do.)

THEY ARE WHAT THEY ALWAYS HAVE BEEN, DIGGING INSTRUMENTS.
WE HAVE NO IDEA THAT IT IS.
WE HAVE ALWAYS KNOWN ABOUT THIS. THE AIR IS MOSTLY STILL, HOWEVER, THE SECOND DOOR SEEMS TO HAVE A DRAFT.

Ask the voice in your head if it knows about mining methods

I AM NOT A VOICE IN YOUR HEAD. I AM A NURO-TRANSMITTER IN YOUR SPINAL COLUMN. AS FOR MINING METHODS, WELL, THAT I CAN NOT DO AS IT WOULD ADVERSELY AFFECT HISTORY. I WILL GIVE HINTS. FOR NOW THINK ABOUT LOOKING FOR GRUBS. OH, SORRY, WRIGGLE WHITE FOOD THINGS.

HOW SHARP PAIN CAN BE WELDED IS UNKNOWN.

Presumably with some sort of metaphorical welding torch? Perhaps marriage?

Unfortunately, that is a rather limited application. Unless we get ourselves aa battle priest to marry our enemies on the field.
Research battle chaplain for weaponized marriage.

THATS... WHATS MARRIAGE? WHATS A CHAPLAIN? WHATS BATTLE?

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Hey, remember, you chose prehistoric. I am still giving you nice things but you still have no idea how most things work and have primitive names for things.

WHAT YOU IDIOTS GOT

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8 DIGGY DIGGY HOLE THINGS.
1 RANDOM COMPUTER THINGIE IMPLANTED IN YOUR HEAD.
7 SMALL PIECES OF CLOTHING.

[Eotyrannus]

8 DIGGY DIGGY HOLE THINGS are now called 'Shuvuls'!
1 RANDOM COMPUTER THINGIE IMPLANTED IN YOUR HEAD is now called 'Jursif'!
7 SMALL PIECES OF CLOTHING are now called 'Scurts'!

[Ozarck]

Time to divide labors, and conquer err, umm, make big win?
Have one of us thingies examine the draft from door two.
Have two of the dwarves thingies hunt for wriggle white food, and more magic think liquid.
Have three of the thingies begin using our digging instruments on the rubble in the main door.
Have the last thingy supervise stand around and look at the other thingies for a bit, until something needs doing.

[Aseaheru]

YOUR BRAIN REGERSTERS THAT GARBAGE. EXCEPT THE SECOND ONE.

I AM NOT "JURSIF". I HAVE TOLD YOU WHAT I AM. IDIOT.

Time to divide labors, and conquer err, umm, make big win?
Have one of us thingies examine the draft from door two.
Have two of the dwarves thingies hunt for wriggle white food, and more magic think liquid.
Have three of the thingies begin using our digging instruments on the rubble in the main door.
Have the last thingy supervise stand around and look at the other thingies for a bit, until something needs doing.

THE FLOOR IS TO HARD TO DIG. THE LIQUID IS ALL OVER. THE RUBBLE IS TOO THICK. EVERYONE WONT LISTEN TO YOU YET. PERHAPS YOU MAY WANT TO CHECK THE ROOM YOURSELF.
YOU HAVE:

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8 SHUVULS.
1 RANDOM COMPUTER THINGIE IMPLANTED IN YOUR HEAD. WHO REFUSES TO BE CALLED JURSIF.
7 SCURTS.