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Why do you like Medieval Fodder?

It has simple and neat rules
It is quick-paced and has short waitlist
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Author Topic: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD (v1.2retro)! Game completed!  (Read 38733 times)

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD (v1.2retro)! Game have started!
« Reply #30 on: July 21, 2013, 05:23:25 pm »

Poke John Skinner
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD (v1.2retro)! Game have started!
« Reply #31 on: July 21, 2013, 05:26:57 pm »

Idle

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD (v1.2retro)! Game have started!
« Reply #32 on: July 21, 2013, 05:55:49 pm »

Murder the tar of ...

Hmm, let's say HmH.
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD (v1.2retro)! Game have started!
« Reply #33 on: July 21, 2013, 05:57:34 pm »

Slaughter some loyalists, focusing on the more heavily armoured ones.
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD (v1.2retro)! Game have started!
« Reply #34 on: July 21, 2013, 10:41:26 pm »

Determine who is paying more.
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD (v1.2retro)! Game have started!
« Reply #35 on: July 22, 2013, 02:52:28 am »

Determine who is paying more.

Either play normally or get out :P

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD (v1.2retro)! Game have started!
« Reply #36 on: July 22, 2013, 02:58:16 am »

I did not know I was on the waitlist, huh.

Somebody kill somebody!
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD (v1.2retro)! Game have started!
« Reply #37 on: July 22, 2013, 03:25:18 am »

Fuck.

I've only now noticed that I wrote wrong Side on Remuthra's guy.

Chink, pick another target v:
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD (v1.2retro)! Game have started!
« Reply #38 on: July 22, 2013, 03:28:12 am »

He's attacking me, also. Might want to warn him of that, or divert his attack to someone else.

Kill Tallow Knight.

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD (v1.2retro)! Game have started!
« Reply #39 on: July 22, 2013, 04:13:27 am »

The armies clashed with each other with the city burning in the background.

Here goes Berry Smiles, her spear thrusting at the sides and face of the brave John Skinner who tries his hardest to dodge. Trying as much as he can, at one moment he tires from the weight of his armor, and there goes the spear, stabbing at his left armpit - the sharp spearhead dives into the opening and pierces the skin underneath, but the wound is shallow, and barely noticeable.

Charlton Govier takes a defensive stance, whilst Kyle rushes to stab things that want to kill him today - for example, Luke. The two dance with each other, but it is evident that Kyle is faster of the two. Soon, his two-handed sword cleaves against the arm of his opponent. Blood gushes forth from the wound as Luke heaves and steps back.

In the same moment, Sir Biff goes on the defensive as well.

Danath then rushes with his mighty halberd at the armored man, the commander, Lordo, to put some holes in his shiny plate armor. The commander knows his job, his dodging swift, his strikes vicious, but that isn't enough to get Danath wounded. Lo! The spike on top of the halberd suddenly stabs the Loyalist commander in the guts, making him feel nausea and see stars for a moment.

Lordo quickly moved away and concentrated on one other Revolutionary, and it is Tallow Knight. The two exchange blows and parries, yet neither of them get wounded; even with his stomach wound, Lordo doesn't let his opponent touch him.

Tallow Knight then takes a step away, pointing his spear at the enemies, his eyes glacning from side to side as he waits for some unfortunate soul to approach him.

Suddenly Luke appears at Danath's side. The mighty axemaster roars and slices at the halberdier, who ducks from the attack at one last moment. But wait! Danath falters! His foot slips on the blood-stained cobblestone! The axemaster wastes no second, and his axe swings horizontally. Danath screams in pain as the mighty axe cleaves from his left side all the way to his spine, cracking and snapping it. THe halberdier dies before his body, almost cut in two, falls on the street.

In the meanwhile, Kyle finds himself attacked. Firstly, it is John Skinner, trying his best to cut off Kyle's leg with the halberd. But the man is too agile, to quick, doing marvelous bends and balancing to get himself out of the harm's way. But he gets no moment of respite - Meatshield McGuffin followed after him and Kyle again had to show his impressive dodging skills. Yet, this time it is not enough; the heavy morning star thuds against Kyle's back, sending him away a metre, his body hurting from the heavy hit that was softened only slightly by his chainmail.

And this is only the beginning.


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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD (v1.2retro)! Game have started!
« Reply #40 on: July 22, 2013, 04:15:17 am »

Strike John again
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD (v1.2retro)! Game have started!
« Reply #41 on: July 22, 2013, 06:35:15 am »

Try to lop off Kyle's head.
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD (v1.2retro)! Game have started!
« Reply #42 on: July 22, 2013, 06:40:59 am »

Defend.
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD (v1.2retro)! Game have started!
« Reply #43 on: July 22, 2013, 08:05:10 am »

[I guess you have to roll higher than them on the defense roll to retaliate?]

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD (v1.2retro)! Game have started!
« Reply #44 on: July 22, 2013, 08:15:22 am »

[Exactly, and only if you're attacking, because defending guys don't retaliate :P]
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