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[Mrhappyface]

There won't be a red sun over paradise while I'm still here.

[Il Palazzo]

Sharivar Classifieds

Matrimonial

Seeking polygamous marriage of convenience to take on the bad weather.
Will pool astral gems with other concerned parties in favour of an honest, well-endowed astral mage.
Gender, shape, political affiliation not an issue(unless a fish).

[Mrhappyface]

You can take your ball and play indoors. The pyre will be fine. 

[Il Palazzo]

Will you reimburse me for lost taxes, though?

[Mrhappyface]

Well if it's comfort, EVERYONE lost income. Including yours truly.

[Il Palazzo]

Everyone but... who? Everyone but The Fish, of course. A.K.A. Jeff's sworn enemy, the Bane of Dryness, whose many underwater provinces provide him with a steady income of warmachine grease. Thus you have revealed yourself as the enemy of all that is Abysian. We will no longer serve your vile Caelian burgers nor fries in our fast food restaurants, or at least will rename them to Freedom Fries or something.

[Mrhappyface]

No, not the burgers!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46XoD6RjkjY

[EuchreJack]

Everyone but... who? Everyone but The Fish, of course. A.K.A. Jeff's sworn enemy, the Bane of Dryness, whose many underwater provinces provide him with a steady income of warmachine grease. Thus you have revealed yourself as the enemy of all that is Abysian. We will no longer serve your vile Caelian burgers nor fries in our fast food restaurants, or at least will rename them to Freedom Fries or something.

You're lucky.  Caelum announced itself our enemy through a futile attack.

[E. Albright]

I see the Prince of Lies is at it again. I'll have you know this turn I lost well over 1% of my income - 1%! - and if you count the siege I lifted, it was over 5%.

[EuchreJack]

I see the Prince of Lies is at it again. I'll have you know this turn I lost well over 1% of my income - 1%! - and if you count the siege I lifted, it was over 5%.

I'm afraid you won't get much sympathy with those numbers.  Just look at the graphs.

And while I'm no friend to Abyssia, I note that most of their magic is seriously hindered by Perpetual Storm.

[Mrhappyface]

Well I did not think about that. Make it rain, Atlantis!

[EuchreJack]

In the interests of full disclosure, Duncan MacLeod the Storm Giant has grown three feet since Perpetual Storms was cast.

[Mrhappyface]

Don't worry your heads everyone, no one is now capable of sending ICBA (intercontinental ballistic arrows) or nasty birds to attack you all.

[E. Albright]

I'm afraid you won't get much sympathy with those numbers.  Just look at the graphs.

While this is true, the graphs show gross income, not net. As the commander of the largest army (comprised almost exclusively of a mix of chaff and expensive fish out of water), I'm losing far, far more than 5% of my net income*.

On the subject of rain, I'm a bit upset that vicinity of Atlantis is marked by slightly cold weather rather than slight warmth. Were rain easier to come by, Abysia would not be whining about trench warfare...

*Yes, of course I understand this applies to all of us. And I'm not suggesting that Atlantians are as put out by the current inclement weather as all the mouthbreathers. I'm just saying that the graphs make my situation look rosier than it actually is.

[Mrhappyface]

Well it IS February in-game. I guess it snows even in Abyssia.