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Yazman

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What's the funniest werebeast you've ever seen in DF?
« on: July 19, 2013, 12:05:49 pm »

I actually haven't seen that many, unfortunately. I did see a weredeer which I thought was pretty hilarious, although I'm sure there's much more ridiculous/funny ones out there.

So, what's the funniest werebeast you've seen?
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Re: What's the funniest werebeast you've ever seen in DF?
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2013, 12:55:02 pm »

weresnail
werechinchilla
werehippo

the list goes on
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Re: What's the funniest werebeast you've ever seen in DF?
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2013, 01:08:38 pm »

weresnail? HAHAHAHHAHA.

Werehippo, I love that. Thinking about it that would actually be pretty terrifying.

Is it possible for there to be bird werebeasts?
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Re: What's the funniest werebeast you've ever seen in DF?
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2013, 01:57:39 pm »

werehippo
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Hippos can be pretty nasty, given their massive size.

Unfortunately I have never come across any really interesting werebeasts, though I have heard of the occasional were-ass.
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Re: What's the funniest werebeast you've ever seen in DF?
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2013, 07:57:26 pm »

I read in legends mode about a wereelephant who had eaten multiple dwarven babies and was the daughter of a reigning dwarven monarch.
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Re: What's the funniest werebeast you've ever seen in DF?
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2013, 09:05:37 pm »

It's been a while but I believe that I once sicced an entire squad of steel clad axedwarves on a wererabbit once.  I'm pretty sure that the axes were bigger then the rabbit. 
weresnail
werechinchilla
werehippo

the list goes on
I've definitely had a werechinicilla before. 
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Re: What's the funniest werebeast you've ever seen in DF?
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2013, 01:03:48 am »

I remember my first and only werebeast... The weregecko.  It's left foot was lopped off by a miner and it bled out nearby.
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Re: What's the funniest werebeast you've ever seen in DF?
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2013, 01:55:28 am »

I became a Werebufallo in Adventurer. Was able to pick up peasants by the throat, strangle 'em a few time and then bite right through their skull, straight into the juicy, juicy brain meat. I fucking love Adventurer.
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Re: What's the funniest werebeast you've ever seen in DF?
« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2013, 03:55:05 am »

I became a Werebufallo in Adventurer. Was able to pick up peasants by the throat, strangle 'em a few time and then bite right through their skull, straight into the juicy, juicy brain meat. I fucking love Adventurer.
You can bite through skulls into brains as a regular adventurer, too.
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Re: What's the funniest werebeast you've ever seen in DF?
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2013, 04:01:41 am »

Weredonkey.
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Re: What's the funniest werebeast you've ever seen in DF?
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2013, 09:12:44 pm »

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Re: What's the funniest werebeast you've ever seen in DF?
« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2013, 11:20:42 pm »

My friend was assaulted by a weregorilla, that isn't as funny as its description which ended with the simple "It is short".
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Re: What's the funniest werebeast you've ever seen in DF?
« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2013, 02:26:54 am »

A werelizard ripped one of my dwarves apart. He bled to death shortly after.
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Re: What's the funniest werebeast you've ever seen in DF?
« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2013, 10:57:28 am »

A were giraffe visited my fort. 2 seconds after it appeared it took a small bite at the elven trader and transformed back to the elf form.

Needless to say , i trapped the "beast" with the elven traders.
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Re: What's the funniest werebeast you've ever seen in DF?
« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2013, 05:20:20 pm »

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