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[cattouchdis]

Does anyone have anything to calm him down? If no, check my Tome for any potions to calm a creature and see if I can tame it. Could you guys not kill him, please? We need a pet! Preferably, just incapacitate him. (But don't dismember or critically injure him)

fine, going to edit my action.

[kj1225]

Oh look, people want to take the crazy dog as a pet. No.

[BFEL]

Oh look, people want to take the crazy dog as a pet. No.

Hey just because no one wanted to take you as a pet doesn't mean you can go around ruining innocent puppies dreams.

[hops]

((I'm calling it right now so that I can quote this later.

I bet that the same scenario will happen again at the final boss.

Namely we'll try taming the bloody dragon.))

[Cheesecake]

((And? Wouldn't be a dragon be cool? You know, if it doesn't burn us first))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Tame. EVERYTHING.))

[hops]

((Diplomacy against a tyrannical hyperintelligent giant firebreathing lizard? That can't possibly go wrong!))

[Dwarmin]

((You guys are never going to see that dragon anyway ))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Diplomacy against a tyrannical hyperintelligent giant firebreathing lizard? That can't possibly go wrong!))

((Hey! Not all dragons are tyrannical! Also, we're more closely related to crocodiles.))

[Cheesecake]

((Diplomacy against a tyrannical hyperintelligent giant firebreathing lizard? That can't possibly go wrong!))

I mean when we defeat it and force it to become our slave when it has no other choice. Or by finding a spell or potion of such strength it can tame or control a dragon. Also, they don't have to be a tyrannical hyperintelligent giant firebreathing lizard. They could just be, you know, a fire-breathing monster.

[BFEL]

((Diplomacy against a tyrannical hyperintelligent giant firebreathing lizard? That can't possibly go wrong!))

I mean when we defeat it and force it to become our slave when it has no other choice. Or by finding a spell or potion of such strength it can tame or control a dragon. Also, they don't have to be a tyrannical hyperintelligent giant firebreathing lizard. They could just be, you know, a fire-breathing monster.

HEY! HEY! Don't stereotype the dragon as a monster. I find Objectives rendering to be far more culture-sensitive. He called them hyperintelligent. See? See what a little bit of kind words can do for a person (or firebreathing lizard-odiles) self-esteem?

[Cheesecake]

Culture-sensitive? Most fantasy culture stuff (books, games etc.) portray dragons as either monsters who terrorize on purpose or by their nature. Though some, like in Warcraft, portray them differently.

(For the record, I love dragons)

[GreatWyrmGold]

Culture-sensitive? Most fantasy culture stuff (books, games etc.) portray dragons as either monsters who terrorize on purpose or by their nature.

*growls*

[kj1225]

I'm going to kill everything you guys want to tame because I'm probably not going to survive anyways.

[hops]

((I thought a rogue would have an affinity with dogs and cats?))