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Voting closed: July 24, 2013, 03:55:51 pm

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Well, duh. Who else would it be, Agent Neo?

...This does give me an idea or two, though...))

[Rolepgeek]

Delhi

"Congratulations, Prime Minister. Once again you have been elected with over 70% of the vote." The secretary, a pretty young girl who hadn't yet been married off, for a reason relating to her health, smiled at the candidate she worked for. "This is no surprise to me, Kshitija. My policies have led India to becoming a world power, after all."

He leaned over, looking around his office in appreciation of his position. It was a good day to be a ruler. Picking up a phone, he dialed a number. "Yes, this is Prime Minister Tuldempi Ramajha. I'd like to speak to the leader of the New Chinese Empire."

[shadenight123]

Eastern Russian Front Transcripts

Will Begin Operation Godzilla

Standby for Operation Blitzkrieg

Operation Lance of Longinus In Preparation

All right guys! Who the hell thought to use a Neon Genesis Evangelion reference!

Must be one of those new Japanese guys, comrade.

Baka Viktor! Konnichiwa Comrade Serghei!

Serghei: Your name is...Haruhi, right? *Thick Russian Accent*

Haruhi: Hai! Have you seen Kyon? Baka-Kyon!

Viktor: We understand you're Japanese, now stop it with the anime references!

Sniffles. Sniff. Sob. Baka! Tsun-Tsun Mallet Activate!

ENOUGH! Someone, get me the frontlines! We capture Tokyo...and then, WE BAN ANIME!

Noooooooo

[Lukeinator]

My thoughts on the world

Germany:Allied with the two starting players, has powerful allies. Superpower

Turkey: Situation similar to germany except I am a starting player. Superpower

East Russia: Exact same as turkey. Superpower

India: Hasn't expanded yet, Lots of cities.

Iceland:Is to new, don't know anything about it

China:Hasn't expanded. THE PLAYER IS NOT PLAYING!

West russia: has one territory and is siting next to some of the most powerful countries on the planet. They aren't going to last long

What do you think about the world right now?

[GreatWyrmGold]

You left out the Chinese.

[Lukeinator]

You left out the Chinese.

Added them.

[shadenight123]

Comrades! The Daily Motherland Newspaper calls us Superpower

Yatta! We have Sashimi and Onigiri for Kampai!

STOP. KILLING. THE. JAPANESE. LANGUAGE!

dah, comrade, you must calm down...your language is strange...are you... eyes narrow a spy!?

What? No! I'm an immigrant! I came to this glorious mother Russia because we have Vodka, Bears to wrestle and we're superior! Yes! I am clearly not an Italian Spy whose real name is Vittorio hidden behind a fake moustache and a fake non-russian accent.

Ah! Baka Serghei! Viktor-kun is not spy! You maybe are! Yes! You no do Russian things!

I AM RUSSIAN! NOW I DO RUSSIAN THING... Serghei leaps out of the window of the Secret Office of Eastern Russia, and putting on a red cape with the Soviet symbol began to fly around the area. Before returning to base, he arm-wrestled five bears and drank enough Vodka to drain the national reserves thrice.
Then he returned.
And he was Russian.

let's hope no real Russian saw that Viktor shook his head...and then sighed.

[Mesa]

Alright, this game looks really, really cool. (save the Premium features)
I think I got the basics down after playing (a bit of) the tutorial, which makes me the worst scum on Earth and a spineless underdog of gaming.

Oh well, I hope I can hop up and play with you there guys.

[Rolepgeek]

Alright, this game looks really, really cool. (save the Premium features)
I think I got the basics down after playing (a bit of) the tutorial, which makes me the worst scum on Earth and a spineless underdog of gaming.

Oh well, I hope I can hop up and play with you there guys.

*long sniff*
Smells like...hustler. You a hustler, boy? WELL ARE YA?!?

[Mesa]

Alright, this game looks really, really cool. (save the Premium features)
I think I got the basics down after playing (a bit of) the tutorial, which makes me the worst scum on Earth and a spineless underdog of gaming.

Oh well, I hope I can hop up and play with you there guys.

*long sniff*
Smells like...hustler. You a hustler, boy? WELL ARE YA?!?

Nah.
Ain't nobody got time for that.

[Lukeinator]

Ankara

President?

Yes?

I brought your coffee sir.

Good. Now tell me how the plan is working along.

The fleets in Istanbul are almost finished, sir.

Good. When they are finished we will begin operation Ocean.

Yes sir!

BRING MY COFFEE!!

(assistant sprints out of the room)

I love this job.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Berlin

"Monthly progress report?"
"First, diplomacy. We now have alliances with both halves of Russia, so whoever loses that scuffle..."
"We win. Iceland?"
"Allies. No agreements over Scandinavia, but after our surprise attack on London, we have the UK under our thumb, so the Brittish Isles should be ours. Denmark's--"
"Alright, I get it. How's Asia?"
"China's allied with India and West Russia. So, if we had to attack a power--"
"India."
"But we don't need to."
"No, we've got plenty of neutrals."
"Quite so. How's hegemony looking?"
"If we don't lose too much to West Russia and Turkey, we should have it. Shall we open the possibility of dividing up Europe?"
"Sounds good. Suggestions?"
"Dividing lines at their side of the Ukraine, Romania, Hungary, Austria, and Italy."
"And Croatia."
"Yeah, but we've got that. Intelligence?"
"We can see across Europe, and our East Russian allies have shared their troop information."
"Excellent. Speaking of the East, how goes it?"
"The East Russians are invading China. They've also conquered the northern portion of Japan."
"China itself?"
"It's moved much of its strength into the southeast."
"India?"
"Passive. So is Iceland."
"So, the big powers..."
"Us, Turkey, East Russia."
"The old Triple Alliance."
"Exactly."
"We're going to carve up the world...contact the West Russians and the Turks about dividing up Europe."


Hey, Lukeinhat and Gunin, care to divide up what's left of Europe? I'll start the suggestions with me getting the Ukraine, Romania, Slovakia, Hungary, Austria, Italy, Lithuania, Latvia, and Scandinavia, with the rest to whichever of you is closer. Thoughts?

[Rolepgeek]

As a note, for whatever reason, I would've expanded between turn 4 and five, but for whatever reason, the game said "derp you actually didn't do anything that turn".
>.> Frustration.

[Lukeinator]

Berlin

"Monthly progress report?"
"First, diplomacy. We now have alliances with both halves of Russia, so whoever loses that scuffle..."
"We win. Iceland?"
"Allies. No agreements over Scandinavia, but after our surprise attack on London, we have the UK under our thumb, so the Brittish Isles should be ours. Denmark's--"
"Alright, I get it. How's Asia?"
"China's allied with India and West Russia. So, if we had to attack a power--"
"India."
"But we don't need to."
"No, we've got plenty of neutrals."
"Quite so. How's hegemony looking?"
"If we don't lose too much to West Russia and Turkey, we should have it. Shall we open the possibility of dividing up Europe?"
"Sounds good. Suggestions?"
"Dividing lines at their side of the Ukraine, Romania, Hungary, Austria, and Italy."
"And Croatia."
"Yeah, but we've got that. Intelligence?"
"We can see across Europe, and our East Russian allies have shared their troop information."
"Excellent. Speaking of the East, how goes it?"
"The East Russians are invading China. They've also conquered the northern portion of Japan."
"China itself?"
"It's moved much of its strength into the southeast."
"India?"
"Passive. So is Iceland."
"So, the big powers..."
"Us, Turkey, East Russia."
"The old Triple Alliance."
"Exactly."
"We're going to carve up the world...contact the West Russians and the Turks about dividing up Europe."


Hey, Lukeinhat and Gunin, care to divide up what's left of Europe? I'll start the suggestions with me getting the Ukraine, Romania, Slovakia, Hungary, Austria, Italy, Lithuania, Latvia, and Scandinavia, with the rest to whichever of you is closer. Thoughts?

I'll take Greece, Spain, Malta, Portugal, Bosnia, and Croatia

[GreatWyrmGold]

Portugal and Spain? Seems a bit out of your way. How about Italy and Romania instead?