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Voting closed: July 24, 2013, 03:55:51 pm

[Parsely]

In my first it was a UN game, and I was China. I just cowered and everyone left me alone.

My second game I was Turkey and we were playing an 1812 sort of thing, with just Europe and Asia. I took over all of Russia and Eastern Europe, and was just wiping out Persia (who had been my ally the whole game but after being stonewalled by china the entire time decided it would be smart to attack my capital) and China, and preparing to invade Spain and France, when everyone surrendered to me.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Aaaand it's begun. I was looking at the spread of countries, trying to find a space in there. As such, I have joined as the Glorious Strong People's State of....

Iceland.

This can only go well. 

Nein, die Dinge ganz böse enden für Sie, und ich will dazu beitragen dass es so!
I really should learn some German at some point, about half of my ancestors are German and I've got some Austrian and such as well.

[Parsely]

Aaaand it's begun. I was looking at the spread of countries, trying to find a space in there. As such, I have joined as the Glorious Strong People's State of....

Iceland.

This can only go well. 

Nein, die Dinge ganz böse enden für Sie, und ich will dazu beitragen dass es so!
I really should learn some German at some point, about half of my ancestors are German and I've got some Austrian and such as well.

Same here.. [/shameface]

[Lukeinator]

According to that rule instead of learning spanish I would have to learn french, Irish, Czech, German...

[Parsely]

Russia: South - 0539 Hours - Friday
Premier Vladik Ramonov, dressed in his statesman's uniform, eases back in the leather chair in his office, puffing on a fat cigar. A cold breeze blew in through the open window, stinging his bare face. The cold air felt good, and he enjoyed the sensation, painful as it was. It woke him up, cleared his head, reminded him of his position, of his people, that he was a true Russian. He closed his eyes and listened to the howling wind..

The phone rang.

He opened his eyes and leaned forward, swearing under his breath as he tapped the ash from the cigar and set it down in a nearby tray. He reached for the phone and picked up the handle, pressing it to his ear. да. A practiced scowl grew on his face. Что вы имеете в виду? He switched to english, his accent was heavy, but the man on the other line understood it better than Russian. That can't be right! You told me we would have the men ready to move out today! He stabbed at his desk with one large finger. не! No! I refuse! You have your money! Just get them here now! He shouted the last word directly into the receiver before slamming the phone back into its cradle and running both hands over his weathered features. He glanced at a bank of red phones at the far end of his large desk, each one marked with dark black letters on a stark white background, each one with a direct line to one of the world's mightiest leaders.

Iceland, Germany, Turkey, India..

He sighed and picked up the first phone, then looked at the clock. 0541. It was going to be a long day.

[Spaghetti7]

Reykjavik
--
President Hafnar walked through the streets of his bustling capital. He proudly looked around at the crowds of happy, healthy citizens, listening to the noise of everyday life.

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All of the following is translated horribly through the internet, I apologise. For the lazy ones amongst you, I've provided mouseover translations.

A voice called out from the crowd:
"Ahy, Hafnar! Hvað er tíminn?"

"Hverjum er ekki sama?" He replied, smiling. "Hvert skipti er hamingjusamur tími!"

Reaching his Presidential mansion and climbing the immaculate white stairs, he was immediately greeted by his military adviser at the door. He was an Englishman, and as such was not relaxed despite the happy mood.
"Sir, the World powers have started to mobilise their armies. As I have said countless times, perhaps now would be a good time to raise an army and gain some land?" Seeing the look on Hafnar's face, he quickly added: "Only to make the people there happy, of course."
Hafnar sighed. The man had been badgering him for a while now.
"Well then my good friend, do we have any such army to be doing any such things?"
The man shifted.
"Not exactly sir... But we can very soon!"
"Well then why bring this up now?" Hafnar replied, satisfied that he had 'won' this encounter. "Looks like you will have to ask me another 'countless times'." Hafnar replied, before pushing past the man and going upstairs to run a cold, soothing bath.

Back downstairs, the adviser sighed. So much to do, nobody else willing to do it. With that thought he walked off to make the necessary military arrangements. And maybe get Hafnar some more English lessons while he was at it.

[shadenight123]

Please Ignore Eastern Russia.

We Come in Peace.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Berlin

((All-English for convenience.))

"How is the war effort going?"
"If no unusual events occur, we should have Poland secured within the month. Barring such events, we should have Western Europe secured before the year's out, albeit with cleanup taking quite a bit longer."
"Diplomatic circumstances?"
"Six other notable leaders, including two on opposite ends of Russia. They've got a civil war, it seems, and while West Russia is staying out of wars, East Russia is allied with us and Turkey. No diplomatic relations with the Indians or the Chinese, but the Icelanders have emerged, claiming neutrality as the West Russians have."
"Any interference likely from the Asians? Or, for that matter, the Icelanders or Russians?"
"Unless East Russia calls us in to help with the war effort, I don't see any issues from them--Turkey and West Russia are in the way. Iceland's likely to contest us over Scandanavia or England, or both, but it'll take them a bit to get here. We are pretty close to getting in a conflict with West Russia, though...we don't know their troop movement plans, but they're about as likely to go to the Ukraine as anywhere."
"We don't know much, do we?"
"Not yet."
"...Tell me honestly, what do you think the end result of all of this will be?"
"Hegemony over Europe."
"Excellent."
"I'm not ready to guess whose yet, however..."

[Lukeinator]

In Ankara

Sir I have a-

SHUT UP! I WANT COFFEE!

Okay (walks out to get coffee)

 Next!

(military suppervisor walks in)

Sir, I know our next targets

Who are those again

Israel, Greece, and southwest Russia sir.

Thank you for telling me. NOW GET ME COFFEE!

[Parsely]

In Volgograd
Yes.. I spoke to him myself…He told me to get him coffee!..Black! With twelve sugars!……He thought I was his secretary or some shit! Or maybe it was some convoluted insult! I have no idea!…………I don't know what I'll do, but I do know that I don't want to have to fight him……I respect him, but frankly he's scaring me right now. We need to.. No I don't want any coffee! I want to be able to guarantee the safety of my people! I want this civil war to be over! I want the German minister on the damn phone! NOW!

[GreatWyrmGold]

Berlin
"Hello?"

[Aklyon]

Well this looks interesting. Not going to join (if theres any space left) immediately though.

[Parsely]

Volgograd
Yes, it is Ramonov. I wish to speak about.. Certain matters that have come up.. Namely the eruption of a civil war in my home country. Mr… I don't believe you've ever told me your name?

[GreatWyrmGold]

Berlin
"My name is Schmidt. In any case, what are these matters you speak of? Bear in mind that I can and will not fight the East Russians."

[Lukeinator]

Ankara
Agent Schmidt can dodge bullets! And I want coffee (Agent smith=agent Schmidt)