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[GreatWyrmGold]

Race: Halfling (Elf+Human Hybrid)

That's not what a halfling is :\.

Correct! A halfling is typically a lawyer-friendly term for a hobbit. One sec.
_{Shut up, you lawyers. Go bother that game over there, they have ilithids.[/i]
Anyways, if he wants to call half-elves halflings, more power to him.}

[kj1225]

"It's not the undead I worry about, it's the shrines to the dark gods! You know those people always are trying to find people to sacrifice and stuff! If we settle down where I'm suggesting then we have more friendly things and a shrine to a good god! We can always take the one you want later."

[Remuthra]

Eh, them evil gods aren't a problem if you know how to deal with them. Do some worship, summon a few demons, and they won't trouble you. The real problem is that there city full of ignorant mage haters. I guarantee they'll send every soldier within twenty kilometers after us.

[kj1225]

"And no, we can't hire enough mercs to stop them even with our magic."

[IronyOwl]

"It's not the undead I worry about, it's the shrines to the dark gods! You know those people always are trying to find people to sacrifice and stuff! If we settle down where I'm suggesting then we have more friendly things and a shrine to a good god! We can always take the one you want later."

"Oh pshaw. The shrines probably mind their own business usually and send out non-mage acolytes to bundle up peasants when they need something for their rituals. When was the last time you heard of a dark cult assaulting a castle full of mages when there's paranoid citydwellers right there?

And having friendly things is part of the problem. You think we're going to get any real experience if stray goats are the only things we have to worry about? Or harvest, for that matter? Maybe wight's teeth are valuable to someone, I don't know. But I do know there's not much of a market for squirrel fangs, and that's about all we're gonna get cozying up to a good-god shrine in a pleasant neck of the woods.

I'll do you a better offer- we'd never want or need to take your one later, if we set up in this sweet sea of challenges and components in waiting now."

Eh, them evil gods aren't a problem if you know how to deal with them. Do some worship, summon a few demons, and they won't trouble you. The real problem is that there city full of ignorant mage haters. I guarentee they'll send every soldier within twenty kilometers after us.

"I doubt whatever ignorant fools dwell within those cities have the manpower to requisition their entire armed forces to deal with people they don't like, especially not with all the other nasty stuff out there. More likely they'll try to get the job done themselves and end up in our dungeons as a result."

[kj1225]

"You seem to forget we have little to no experience in actual spell making."

[DaveTheGrave]

Race: Halfling (Elf+Human Hybrid)

That's not what a halfling is :\.

Correct! A halfling is typically a lawyer-friendly term for a hobbit. One sec.
_{Shut up, you lawyers. Go bother that game over there, they have ilithids.[/i]
Anyways, if he wants to call half-elves halflings, more power to him.}

I was thinking more towards the term half-breed, but halfling just sounded more....intimidating? Maybe a bit cooler.

[Remuthra]

Race: Halfling (Elf+Human Hybrid)

That's not what a halfling is :\.

Correct! A halfling is typically a lawyer-friendly term for a hobbit. One sec.
_{Shut up, you lawyers. Go bother that game over there, they have ilithids.[/i]
Anyways, if he wants to call half-elves halflings, more power to him.}

I was thinking morefor teh term half-breed, but halfling just sounded more....intimidating? Maybe a bit cooler.

The proper term is "Half-Elf" or just Halfelf.

[IronyOwl]

"Not yet, obviously. Nothing's better for that than a little adventure, though, eh?

Else we'd be picking out inns instead of abandoned castles."

The proper term is "Half-Elf" or just Halfelf.

The proper term is Stroodle if that's what he says it is.

[kj1225]

Kyle rolls his eyes,
"Fine. They already tease me about being a Lamia, not like being made fun of for taking a shitty castle will be much worse."

[scapheap]

((Just a waitlister, but I would choose 3))

[Sarzael]

To the waitlist.

Name: Sheziss
Race: Szish

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Gender: Female
Appearance: Look spoiler, they have a tail and cold blood.
Personality: Very disciplined, and smarter than common humans. When he speaks he cant avoid doing a hiss.

The reason i wanna play:
 Your nose grows flowers on it for a week. Your left leg screams.
 Your wings, if any, both grow another pair right next to them repeatedly.
 Your tongue has an orgasm.
 Your wings, if any, both turn white and then the walls bleed around you for the rest of the day.
 Your penis, if any, bursts into flames repeatedly. Everybody in the room but you grows an identical one right next to it, but only for a few minutes.
 Your breasts, if any, grow another pair right next to them twice.

[Remuthra]

The proper term is "Half-Elf" or just Halfelf.

The proper term is Stroodle if that's what he says it is.

Proper term meaning generally agreed upon term. I'm by no means saying "you have to use this term", I'm just informing on the common precedent of this sort of thing.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Your penis, if any, bursts into flames repeatedly. Everybody in the room but you grows an identical one right next to it, but only for a few minutes.

This is why I am using selective discretion.  Things like this are going to be cropped out.

Question: Do you think I should make an out of character thread for this game?

[Remuthra]

I don't think it's necessary at this point. You can always make one later.