PMed turn.
PMed TURN: NOW WITH MORE GENIUS
[Jabon Spd:2+1]
[Bigf01t Spd:1]
Jabon looks square at Bigf0t1 and shouts a word.
[Jabon Pot:6+2]
[Bigf01t End:5]
A massive burst of light blasts out from before Jabon. Bigf01t howls and covers his eyes as Jabon sprints past him. Bigf01t goes for an attack as he passes.
[Bigf01t Dex:4
-1]
[Jabon Dex:1+2]
[Bigf01t Pot:5+1]
Despite the light, Bigf01t is able to get his hand on target in Jabon's chest as he says his words. A burst of paper flops lamely from his hand and falls to the floor. Perhaps what lets you stick your hand through him also means that your spell didn't work like you thought it would?
Jabon keeps running all the way to the Grand Room.
Attempt to use chainsword to remove obsidipinky, then prepare to use it for it's intended purpose.
Find the nearest player, and challenge them to a duel.
You attempt to shave down your finger.
[Dex:1]
[End:6-1]
You successfully wrap your sword well short of your finger and slice your hand. Ouch!
Closest is that scrum of three players in the middle of the room, so you just shout at them. They seem busy.
stuff i guess.
You kneel and place your hands on the floor.
[Pot:6+1] The floor around you shudders, shifts, and rises up into several long tentacles of a silvery metallic substance. They rather seem to get Bigf01t's attention.
[Bigf01t Str:5] He stands his ground, though they're obviously attracting him.
Say Aion Aion Pioncale and then torch them again.
Run up to Lizard Dude. Perform suplex.
[Cromwell Spd:5]
[Zubaz Spd:5]
Cromwell says his words as Zubaz charges him.
[Cromwell Pot:1] Your transformation immediately ends, reducing you to a bleeding human with some bits missing. You start to fall as Zubaz reaches you.
[Zubaz Dex:3+2]
[Cromwell Dex:4+1
-2]
You snatch up the falling ex-dragon and go for a killer suplex.
[Zubaz Str:3]
He's pretty heavy still, though, so you end up just shoving him over onto his face, letting you hop on his back.
Run around and shout Word while pointing upwards
OH GOD FIRE
[Pot:6+1] A deluge of water appears in front of you. It'd be almost enough to knock you off your feet, but you dive into it anyway and extinguish your shirt. Whew.
Give up, there's nothing that I, as a cloth doll lying on the floor, can do.
You submit to the cloth.
[I don't know:1]
You are turned into a jock strap. It appears your cloth karma is poor.
[Vakothu is dead. His power goes to no one.]
Unholy_Pariah: Outcast Wizard - East exit, Spike Room (1/3 Pool, Body is big and arcane) [Arcane wings] {Left leg is badly injured, especially the knee; cannot stand on it, Right leg gone, Lower abdomen is gouged} (5)
Bigf00t: Bigf01t - East entrance, Spike Room (1/6 Pool, Body is arcane field over steel core) [Arcane hoverhammer, Arcane shield, Arcane Helmet, Wand, Arcane Great Crossbow "Compensation Launcher"] {Chest feels burned/raw, is being attracted to several metallic tentacles coming out of the floor} (6)
Killerhellhound: Mark Sheperd - Center, Grand Room (1 Pool) {A bit burned, on ground}
TCM: Zubaz - Center, Grand Room (0 Pool) {On top of Cromwell}
Tomcost: Jabon - South Entrance, Grand Room (1/6 Pool, Body is air) (22)
Vakothu: Azilain - South Exit, Cavern (Is a jock strap)
Tsuchigumo550: Derya Shirazi - West Door, Grand Room (3 Pool) [Steel Arm Floaties, Silver Mobile Cover Pants]
mastahcheese: Cromwellius The Second - North of Center, Grand Room (1/3 Pool, right leg is gone, right hand is gone, skin is scaly)