Also, not waiting any more for The Ensorceler. If he hasn't gotten a character done in ~24 hours, he gets bounced to AWOL status and the next person goes in.
"What ho! Greetings, fair maiden! I will now attempt SCIENCE to amaze you!
"Colatica Esperseli Podoinde! You have a gift!
"Ixiestell Ridenetali Ousne! And now a fair pet for thee!"
You attempt to impress a small girl with magic.
[Pot:4] You conjure up a chest-high plastic wall. You're not sure she is impressed.
[Pot:3] Awww, a puppy! Its consistency is odd and best described as liquid wind, but who cares, puppy! It yips cheerfully.
Puppy!
Point in pool. Irros Fircerain, then use my new whip to kill that other dude who attacked me.
Balls.
[Joseph Spd:5]
[Hapah Spd:1-1]
Joseph roars in delight over the death.
[Pot:2+1] A small rift cracks open, and a snaky tentacle comes out. The rift snaps shut, leaving the tentacle behind. It's certainly whiplike, but it's awfully short. Joseph grabs it anyway.
[End:4-1] Joseph can feel barbs sinking into his flesh as he grabs the whip. The whispers from it join the chorus in his head.
He charges Hapah, brandishing the whip.
[Joseph Dex:5-1]
[Hapah Dex:1-1]
[Joseph Str:2-1]
Hapah just stares dumbly as the attack comes. If Joseph had put any actual force behind it, it probably would have messed him up. Instead, Hapah snaps out of it and snaps out a spell.
[Hapah Pot:5+2]
[Joseph End:2-1]
Hapah unleashes a blinding flash of electrical discharge. It arcs directly into Joseph, who convulses several times and collapses to the ground, smoldering and decaying into ash.
[Joseph is dead. Hapah gains two points.]
PMed words!
You speak your words.
[Pot:3] Magical ley lines weakly cross your body. They fail to join together before they all burn off in a burst of magical energy.
Your body erodes away, replaced with an airy windy medium. You're still in one piece though, somehow staying together.
You test out your new form by running to the spike room. Awww, lookit the puppy!
PMed NEW STATS!
PMed MASTER PLAN!
You chill out and feel the power. Oh yeeeah.
Improve self, then focus!
You, like many others before you, tap your inner Saiyan. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Tame the moose
"Nice giant steel moose. Do you want to be my friend?"
It ignores you. Perhaps you should be more specific on method?
Anyway, if the moose fails, that puppy is pretty cute.
The Ensorceler's wavy existence flickers. Without form, it will be gone very shortly.
Outcast Wizard poofs into being in the north side of the cavern. Why is he an outcast? Must be a good reason if he ended up here.
Unholy_Pariah: Outcast Wizard - North edge, Cavern (2 Pool)
Bigf00t: Bigf01t - East entrance, Bottomless Pit (6 Pool, Body is arcane field over steel core) (6)
GreatWyrmGold: Science Man - West side, Spike Room (6 Pool)
The Ensorceler: - Southeast side, Grand Room (?? Pool)
Tomcost: Jabon - East side, Spike Room (3 Pool, Body is air)
Hapah: Hapah - East ledge, Grand Room (1/2 Pool) (3)
Harry Baldman: Tod-6 - South of center, Cavern (3 Pool, Body is greenish liquid) (14)
Scapheap: Clair - East side, Spike Room (3 Pool)