Pick up Joe and throw him at Jack.
Retreat to the spike room.
More whipping at fuzzy
[Fuzzy Spd:6]
[Joe Spd:1+1-1]
[Jack Spd:6-1]
[Fuzzy Str:4]
[Fuzzy Dex:2+1]
[Joe Dex:2-1-1]
[Fuzzy Dex:2+1]
[Jack Dex:1]
[Fuzzy Str:3]
Jack moves to attack Fuzzy, but Fuzzy is faster. He moves to weaponize Joe, but forgets that people are really heavy. He's able to get him up, but the best he can do is just shove Joe in the way of Jack, who completely fails to dodge. The two of them go down in a tangled heap, and are unable to extricate themselves in time to execute their own plans.
"You poor meaty bastard. Maybe I can find a use for you, eh?"
Actions!
You move to the doorway, but nothing happens.
Be the subject of more dick jokes.
The Flesh Weapon Shop: You can't beat our meat!
Examine room.
There's not too much else to say about this room, so you examine the silver bars instead. You're no metallurgist, but they look like perfectly pure silver to you. You could pick one up, sure, but it's pretty heavy and would make a fairly poor weapon. Will magic work? Let's find out.
[Pot:2] Nothing happens.
Shrugging, you leave them behind and head to the west side of the bridge and join Derek.
"Delanes!" he exclaims, emboldened by his find.
You hold out your new wand and say your word.
[Pot:2+1] Nothing happens. The wand also did nothing, so you're not sure if it did have- or would have had- any actual effect on the spell.
Find a secluded area.
The manpile over there shows no sign of abating, and everyone else has left the room. You head up the north stairs. It's pretty secluded on the ledge, since no one else is up here.
Scapheap: Jack - Northeast side, Grand Room {Left hand is foot-long bone whip, tourniquet on stump, on ground}
Xantalos: Xantalos - North ledge, Grand Room {Ley lines on body}
Derm: Derm - At south exit, Grand Room [Chink the Halberd]
Chink: Chanala - At south exit, Grand Room (Is just a torso, which is a halberd) [Wielded by Derm]
Tiruin: Myra - West side of bridge, Bottomless Pit
Lasla: Derek Grimdur - West side of bridge, Bottomless Pit [Wand]
FuzzyZergling: Fuzz - Northeast side, Grand Room
Remuthra: Joe Bridger - Northeast side, Grand Room {On ground, ribs broken}