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[GrizzlyAdamz]

I don't think they'd like icing them in anyway- the dwarves like the king just as much as the elves.

Ask him what his airships are doing to the side of our home.

[Mesa]

"You live here? Well, sorry man, but everyone thought you were long ago dead. If they even knew that this place was more than just a...Wait a moment, what's inside?" - he paused and ran straight into the building. If there's one thing that dwarves share throughout the years it would be their greed - if he discovers your hoard his reaction will be obvious.

You were right. You can feel the millions of frozen snowball scouts moving, fire going off and of course - the maniacal dwarven laughter. From all that chaos, you can also hear "GOLD! GOOLD, GOLD EVERYWHERE!".
Then he runs out, still laughing like a berserker he is, with a musket throwing wild fire everywhere, including your general direction, not unlike the one your dragon kin used to breathe. You swiftly fly up to avoid melting in this heat.

You realize that dwarves are now closer to dragons than ever - they can fly, they can breathe fire, they are full of greed.

// Dwarves with jetpacks and flamethrowers - The DarkDXZ Story

[Chink]

Attempt to calm the dwarf down.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Attempt to calm the dwarf down.

If this fails, freeze the dwarf. Ice freezes fire, dwarf! And if it doesn't, the melting ice should impair the equipment.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Ha! Agreed, try to freeze the flamethrower gout.

-Also, "You dwarves certainly have become more...dragon-like. You still need some work though."
"Now, you were saying? This place was more than just a...what?"

I think we need some proper flesh- though, actually, I bet our bones are fire-proof.

[Lenglon]

freeze him in his tracks, right now. try to avoid killing or fully imprisoning him, but he's in for a bad day.

"You were saying?"

[Eotyrannus]

Flick chunks of ice at him until he stops. Glare in an annoyed fashion until he ceases raving about our perfectly average hoard. "I am sorry to disappoint you, but that gold is my own property. It's for trading and hoarding purposes only."

[LordBucket]

he paused and ran straight into the building.

if he discovers your hoard his reaction will be obvious.

You were right.

"GOLD! GOOLD, GOLD EVERYWHERE!".

...wait. How did he get past the ice golems we made?

Also, the gold is buried in ice on the other side of a wall. To get to it he'd have to run halfway through the entire tomb and around the corner without us stopping him.

How did he do this?

"GOLD! GOOLD, GOLD EVERYWHERE!".
Then he runs out

So we just stood there while the dwarf we were deliberately not getting involved in combat in order to protect our hoard from...ran right past us and halfway through the tomb and back...and we did nothing?

Umm...no?

[GrizzlyAdamz]

He had to show the dwarves were crazy too- things were stacked against the elves.

[Mesa]

He had to show the dwarves were crazy too- things were stacked against the elves.

You still have to keep in my mind I'm a beginner GM, though.
But yeah, my point was to show that it's not only the elves who are the savages here.

[NRDL]

Let's just kill everybody then. 

[Harbingerjm]

Let's just kill everybody then.

I think you need to re-examine your business strategy.

[NRDL]

Here's my business strategy:

1. Sell ice cream to both sides.

2. Enchant ice cream so that it rips members of both races apart from the inside.

3. ?

4. Profit

[Harbingerjm]

That's no way to run a sustainable business.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

5. Sell ice cream to icy chest-bursters.