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Author Topic: You are a Skeletal Dragon [ASG] - The Fifth Reckoning is Upon Us!  (Read 31014 times)

Harbingerjm

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Re: You are a Skeletal Dragon [ASG] - Brave New World
« Reply #195 on: July 15, 2013, 03:33:44 am »

"The vouice...The ice...Are...Are oyu THE Harbingre of Cold? It is...IT'S IMPOSSIBEUL!"
No one expects the Harbinger.

"Speaking of which, would you be interested in a career in the minion industry? The hours aren't great, but the pay will be good once I catch up on the current economy, there's lots of room for career advancement, and you'll get plenty of respect from the populace. I hope."
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Re: You are a Skeletal Dragon [ASG] - Brave New World
« Reply #196 on: July 15, 2013, 03:39:11 am »

"I mean after all, I'll need people to help out if I want to start selling frozen confectionery. Plus I can't speak, so having a spokesperson would be helpful."
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Re: You are a Skeletal Dragon [ASG] - Brave New World
« Reply #197 on: July 15, 2013, 03:47:47 am »

"That thing - it's a musket. Nasty stuff. And as for your other problems, well, I cannot help you, but since you do look like a dragon...Maybe you want to visit the Goldenvale City." - he says and points at the city you saw earlier. - "The Golden King resides there. Maybe you two get along better than we do. Since you're a dragon and he's a dragon-" - he briefly pauses and stares at you. His skin suddenly went pale.
"OH MY LORD, YOU'RE A DRAGON!" - he panics and fires a shot directly at you. A small metallic bolt has stuck deep within your ice body, which didn't hurt, but you won't get it out again.

"Oh...I am sorry. I have been awake for twenty hours. Regardless, you will need a permission to enter the Goldenvale City first. Dwarves are rebelling and we can't just let anybody in and out of the cities. You may be a dwarf collaborator after all." - he pulls out a scarf from his light-brown uniform and begins to clean his musket. - "You should also talk to our commander, Talalam. She may assign you a recruit or two. Things aren't exactly exciting around here. Until you showed up."

In the meantime, two elves are flying out of the airship and heading your way.

"Also, I think I should have introduced myself. I'm Prioris Tannus, the Aerotrooper of 17th Airborne Elven Battalion. And this is our gunship, "Cacame" named after the great mythological elven king."

// Shamelessly referencing Dwarf Fortress since 2011.
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Re: You are a Skeletal Dragon [ASG] - Elven Musketeers
« Reply #198 on: July 15, 2013, 07:52:06 am »

Cacame Apebalded was a dwarven king. Who happened to be an elf.
Elves don't even have kings, just princesses (who are sometimes male) and druids.

Anyways.
Inquire about the legal status of the ownership of my tomb. Specifically, if it and its contents belong to me or someone else.
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Re: You are a Skeletal Dragon [ASG] - Elven Musketeers
« Reply #199 on: July 15, 2013, 09:42:37 am »

Cacame Apebalded was a dwarven king. Who happened to be an elf.
Elves don't even have kings, just princesses (who are sometimes male) and druids.

Anyways.
Inquire about the legal status of the ownership of my tomb. Specifically, if it and its contents belong to me or someone else.

// This is my universe. In my universe, Cacame was an elven king. And elves have kings. Because my elves are (in)different.


"Why do you think I know that? I'm an aerotrooper, not an official of any sort. I don't know if anybody even holds the right to this place, much less I care. If you really want to know, talk to the officials in the city." - Prioris ends and grabs a bottle he had attached to his belt and takes a sip of his drink.

Then two elves land on the node. One of them is the soldier that left a moment ago, and the other is a female with particularly ornate uniform, presumably the commander. Her voice is deep and cold.
"What is happening here? And what is this abomination?"


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Re: You are a Skeletal Dragon [ASG] - Brave New World
« Reply #200 on: July 15, 2013, 09:52:32 am »

+1 to inquiring about legal status, and why they're here.
Also, introduce ourselves and ask them to politely refrain from calling us an abomination.
--I'd also like to enter it into the record that our telepathic voice sounds like james earl jones.

-1 to seeking employment with some lowly sky marine. We have dignity by god!


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Re: You are a Skeletal Dragon [ASG] - Elven Musketeers
« Reply #201 on: July 15, 2013, 10:21:16 am »

"Greetings, elves. I am Helchistrasza, owner of this tomb. I have recently woken up from my sleep, if you can call 'dying and getting cases of skeletalism and amnesia' sleeping. I am inquisitive about the world's current state, and according to Tannus (if we remember how to address an elf properly, do that instead), the best course of action would be for me to head to Goldenvale City. If you are heading there, I would wish to accompany you, and if not, I would appreciate some directions."
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Re: You are a Skeletal Dragon [ASG] - Elven Musketeers
« Reply #202 on: July 15, 2013, 10:26:32 am »

"Greetings, elves. I am Helchistrasza, owner of this tomb. I have recently woken up from my sleep, if you can call 'dying and getting cases of skeletalism and amnesia' sleeping. I am inquisitive about the world's current state, and according to Tannus (if we remember how to address an elf properly, do that instead), the best course of action would be for me to head to Goldenvale City. If you are heading there, I would wish to accompany you, and if not, I would appreciate some directions."

We know where it is, we can see it. We also don't need company- what we do need is to know why they're here and if we'll have problems from them concerning our treasure.
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Re: You are a Skeletal Dragon [ASG] - Elven Musketeers
« Reply #203 on: July 15, 2013, 10:29:55 am »

"Greetings, elves. I am Helchistrasza, owner of this tomb. I have recently woken up from my sleep, if you can call 'dying and getting cases of skeletalism and amnesia' sleeping. I am inquisitive about the world's current state, and according to Tannus (if we remember how to address an elf properly, do that instead), the best course of action would be for me to head to Goldenvale City. If you are heading there, I would wish to accompany you, and if not, I would appreciate some directions."

We know where it is, we can see it. We also don't need company- what we do need is to know why they're here and if we'll have problems from them concerning our treasure.
Oh. Okay then.
"Greetings, elves. I am Helchistrasza, owner of this tomb. I have recently woken up from my sleep, if you can call 'dying and getting cases of skeletalism and amnesia' sleeping. I am inquisitive about the world's current state, and so I am planning to head to Goldenvale City. Do you know how I would be able to acquire permission to enter the city?"
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Re: You are a Skeletal Dragon [ASG] - Elven Musketeers
« Reply #204 on: July 15, 2013, 10:51:43 am »

Bah, screw permission! Unless we waltz up to the door guards and ask them- that would be humorous.

How about: "My name, lady elf, is Helchistrasza, and I would like to inquire as to why you're firing on doing whatever it is you're doing to my home."

They're being rather rude, so I don't see why we should be more polite than is absolutely required to be civilized.
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Re: You are a Skeletal Dragon [ASG] - Elven Musketeers
« Reply #205 on: July 15, 2013, 11:00:37 am »

Bah, screw permission! Unless we waltz up to the door guards and ask them- that would be humorous.

How about: "My name, lady elf, is Helchistrasza, and I would like to inquire as to why you're firing on doing whatever it is you're doing to my home."

They're being rather rude, so I don't see why we should be more polite than is absolutely required to be civilized.
Because watching them get fussed about how we're staying completely calm at their ranting, if they do so, will be far funnier.
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Re: You are a Skeletal Dragon [ASG] - Elven Musketeers
« Reply #206 on: July 15, 2013, 02:05:17 pm »

Her voice is deep and cold.
deep and cold.
Cold.

Use ice-mastery powers make the commander insult the other elf.

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Re: You are a Skeletal Dragon [ASG] - Elven Musketeers
« Reply #207 on: July 15, 2013, 02:13:52 pm »

"Greetings, elves. I am Helchistrasza, owner of this tomb. I have recently woken up from my sleep, if you can call 'dying and getting cases of skeletalism and amnesia' sleeping. I am inquisitive about the world's current state, and so I am planning to head to Goldenvale City. Do you know how I would be able to acquire permission to enter the city?"
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Re: You are a Skeletal Dragon [ASG] - Elven Musketeers
« Reply #208 on: July 15, 2013, 03:10:31 pm »


"Greetings, elves. I am Helchistrasza, owner of this tomb. I have recently woken up from my sleep, if you can call 'dying and getting cases of skeletalism and amnesia' sleeping. I am inquisitive about the world's current state, and so I am planning to head to Goldenvale City. Do you know how I would be able to acquire permission to enter the city?"

"Owner of this tomb, huh? To my knowledge this is not anybody's property, unless you have claimed this in the name of the dwarven rebellion.[/i]" - she says with a large dose of cynicism and pulls out a scroll of light brown parchment.
"So you claim yourself to be the Harbinger of Cold? For me you are just an odd-looking beast, but maybe one of the mages in the city or even the king might see some use for you. And as for the entry permission-[/i]" - she paused and looked in your direction, but not at you.

"DWARVES! THEY'RE HERE! RETURN TO THE AIRSHIP
[/color]" - she shouted and retreated to the airship, and so did her comrades. You're left alone on this island, again. One of the elves quickly told you to follow them.

You look backwards and notice an entire armada of airships not unlike Cacame heading your way, except that instead of brown and leathery, they're stone-gray and shiny, presumably made out of metal.
Your current plans have to be postponed, for battle is inevitable right now. This tiny island is not going to last for long, either, in all likelihood.

You have to think fast, or else you'll find yourself in a crossfire, which would be less than ideal.


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Re: You are a Skeletal Dragon [ASG] - Elven Musketeers
« Reply #209 on: July 15, 2013, 03:22:51 pm »

Fly with the elves, but fly off from them at a certain angle so that we remain out of the line of fire.
Send out massive text that the dwarves can see: "Please refrain from damaging my tomb, it's filled with treasures and if it gets shot down, it'll be rather difficult to extract them out."
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