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[Imp]

Tremendously.  Hugely.  Mightily.

Even though many of us, including myself, also suffer from your self-same affliction.

If I was competing in this thread, my next entry would not attack my opponent.

I too, would target hills.

[Maxinum McDreich]

This little rapper sez he's stayin'
little less crapper thanks to TCM.
Better rhyming, timing and presentation.
Leaving my opposition in trepidation.

[lawastooshort]

FUCK YEAH

Crikey - and, uh, oh.

That was what I thought when I saw "new replies" and then clicked and then saw their date

[TCM]

The league is now on indefinite hiatus.

The first reason is school, which makes it hard enough to keep up with my Roleplaying games besides this.

The second is the recent escalation of friction between various members of the Main FG&RP group. Like I said, I believe that any situation where real vendettas are brought into battling lead to awful consequences. I certainly don't want to add fuel to the fire.

This may be the end, maybe not. Perhaps I'll restart during thanksgiving or winter. Or maybe one day I'll just awake with a mad compulsion to review some freestyling. Perhaps the fighting could die down for good and I could update this game as a sign of better times. Anything is possible in the future. I've really had a blast with what we've done so far.

Keep ballin'.
-TCM

[Xantalos]

I'll be watching.

[Maxinum McDreich]

Damn, thought I had a winner too. Oh well. If it is the end, thanks very much for hosting TCM. I've yet to join one of your games and leave anything less than happy.

To quote Xantalos:

I'll be watching.

[lawastooshort]

Damn, thought I had a winner too.

You were so good you broke the thread

[Maxinum McDreich]

Damn, thought I had a winner too.

You were so good you broke the thread

I like your line of reasoning! I like it so much that I'm going to go with that!

[TCM]

I've receiving a warning of Toady to stop my usage of certain terms that I've used, being derogatory. Since several of these terms appear in rap music, it would be hard pressed for me to move on without ever using them to reference an existing song for example. I definitely don't want to be banned, so that's the final blow I suppose.

Thus, the Rap League is officially disbanded. But keep ballin' no matter what.

-TCM

[IronyOwl]

This saddens me.

Still, it was fascinating while it lasted. Well done, TCM, and well done, everyone who participated.

[lawastooshort]

This saddens me.

Still, it was fascinating while it lasted. Well done, TCM, and well done, everyone who participated.

Me too.

[lawastooshort]

There's some old rap line about not going out like that. Anyway, I decided I'd post my unjudged rap. For what it's worth it fits (or did fit) to the beat of C.R.E.A.M. and I greatly enjoyed writing it. I hope no one takes it seriously enough to consider it offensive. I've seen Maxinum's too now and it's pretty good.

I think we might be facing a rap wake today another
fake cat to slay, his name? Maxin- what's that you

Say? (say what?) Astounding -
If you spell your name like dyslexic now then
Before we start rapping with real words son then
Perhaps you’d like to throw the towel in

Maxinum McD, you’re gonna take a pounding but
If you stick around then grab another towel and
Wipe up the tears you’re gonna drown in.
You see, McD, you’re a rapping catastrophe

Spewing out shit like a leaking colostomy
The cost to me? I researched your sorry arse:
That's ten damn seconds reading your last crap rap that
I can’t get back and I demand an apology -

Wait, God no, ignore it g, don’t even
Talk to me, hear you rap awkwardly is
Just gonna torture me, no more, McD,
Your single syllable rhymes put me to sleep like sorcery

Your rap's brain dead, just like a massive eejit
Causing brain damage, like a paraplegic
You wanna bring a battle? You should fucking leave it
My sword's to your head son, I'ma fucking cleave it.


(Alternative last line that I decided wasn't ok for the forum:

[REDACTED])

[Maxinum McDreich]

Tis a shame, and yeah, as lawastooshort told me, he let a pizza go cold making his, so he'd like it posted. I share the same sentiments, I put SOME thought into mine, so I'd rather it not go to waste. Still think I got beat, but I think I gave a good run for the money this time, and against the co-judge, I'd be satisfied ish with that

Time to give a beatin’.
Jab, jab, uppercut. SMASH!
Hey, you pansy! Stop greetin’!
Don’t you dare talk trash!

You fight back, I leave you sore!
You think you can take it, I got more.
I’ll give you a lesson in rapping lore.
One that’ll leave you shaken to the core.

Hey, Shorty! Did you hear?
Size DOES matter, it’s true!
That’s what she told you, oh dear.
Not much left for me to do.

I actually pity you. It’s sad.
I’ve never seen someone this bad.
Who let you fight me? They’re mad!
Round 2’s next, better give up lad.

I’m Mike Tyson, you’re a punching bag.
Beating you leaves me nothing to brag.
You just suck, in metaphor and literally.
Now scram before I beat you physically.

Why’s he at that grave?
Oh, shh, he’s about to speak!
''Tomb for two, Dave?
I’m IWasTooWeak.''


One note:
the word greetin' in the first verse is being used as Scottish slang, where it means crying.

I like the coincidence that we both referred to boxing (his being throwing the towel in) and the single syllable rhyming comment of his hurt so bad. I had a couple in mine that weren't single syllable, but yeah

Oh, also:
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE OF BAYTWEEEEEEEELVE!
Couldn't resist.